DICK SHUN AIRY
Bisexual – Someone who is heterosexual but who likes to keep his or her options open.
Bitchboi – Someone who is desperate to wank but does not have the intellectual capacity to do so without outside assistance.
Boi – Someone for whom spelling is difficult.
Cock – Something all males think all females want to see pictures of.
Cock pic – The level of artistic ability available to most males.
Dressing – Something only those who are transgendered do; the rest of us are permanently naked.
Do you chat? - Can you help me wank?
D/s for females – The provision of extra-curricular sexual activity.
D/s for males – The taking advantage of the provision of extra-curricular sexual activity.
D/s for transgenders – The opportunity to wave one's arse in the air.
Female Domme – Someone who is in a minority.
Female subbie – Someone who has father-figure issues.
Female switch – Someone who is submissive but desperately needs a play-partner.
Femme - A word which is unheard of by males and females.
Fetish – Wank material.
Findom - Unemployable (usually a male).
Force-Feminisation - Unforced feminisation.
G Spot – Uncharted territory.
Gor – D/s for Lord of the Rings nerds.
Group leader – An egotistical maniac.
Gurl – Someone for whom spelling is difficult.
Hello, how are you? - I have a stiffy.
Here is my Skype – I still have a stiffy.
Hey – I am a male aged between 18 and 25.
Hot – A pointless adjective used by those of limited verbal ability.
I am a Dom – My ego is larger than my brain.
I am a Domme – I reserve the right to be rude without warning.
I am a female sub – I like, and write, saccharine-laden poetry.
I am a Filipina Domme – I am a ladyboy.
I am a Filipina sub – I am also a ladyboy.
I am a Filipina switch – I am a ladyboy too.
I am a ladyboy – Do you know about Western Union?
I am a male maid – I want you to do all the work.
I am a male sub – I have a long 'laundry list' of things I want you to do to me.
I am a sissy – I have unrealistic expectations.
I am a switch – I am keeping my free sexual opportunity options open.
I am a transgender from Asia – I prefer men.
I am a transgender from everywhere else – I prefer women.
I am a transvestite – Nylons and panties = stiffy.
I am a trans-sexual – I AM NOT A BLOODY TRANSVESTITE, OKAY? WORDS FUCKING HURT ME!!!!!
I am from Germany – I want to be a full human toilet.
I am from India – I only have a rudimentary grasp of the concept of the truth.
I am from Japan – I am looking for a full human toilet.
I am from Nigeria – I am about to stretch your credulity to breaking point.
I am from Philippines – I am looking to supplement my income.
I am from the UK – I am a pauper.
I am from the US – I only have a vague notion of where you live.
I am in an open relationship – I am looking for more notches to put on my bedpost.
I am into... - I don't care what you are into.
I have a little something I want to send to you - I want to send you a pic of my cock or a video of me wanking because I just know you want it.
I have a message in my inbox - Oh Fuck!! Not another cock pic or video!
I have been involved in D/s for many years – Wow! Collarspace! Cool new site!
I have looked at your profile – I have not looked at your profile.
I have read your profile – I have wanked over your pictures.
I have understood your profile – Your stipulations cannot possibly apply to me.
I love anal – I have never tried anal.
I love your pictures – Got any more?
I want... - I am a male subbie.
I want to meet you – I want to wank with you in Skype.
I will be visiting Philippines soon – I am from India.
Intelligence – A forgotten concept.
It's complicated – I love discreet liaisons with other males/females (delete where applicable).
Kajira – Someone who is desperate for any guy to take an interest in her.
Lesbian – Someone transgendered who is not from Asia.
Make me your slave - I am too lazy to actually do any work at all.
Male Dom – Someone whose brain resides in the sac between his legs.
Male sub – Someone whose brain resides in the sac between his legs.
Male switch – Someone whose brain resides in the sac between his legs.
Munch – An opportunity to get laid.
My cock is “x” inches – My cock is much less than “x” inches.
My wife doesn't understand me – My wife would kill me if she knew about this profile.
My wife knows about this profile – My wife doesn't know about this profile.
Please read my profile – The text in my profile will be ignored and I know it.
Profile – A waste of time.
Sissy – Someone who will never fulfill his fantasy.
Skype – A male's idea of a plane ticket.
Tranny – Someone who has lots of pictures of his arse in the air.
Transvestite – A repository for my wife's underwear.
Trans-sexual – A repository for anger.
You do not have permission to copy my profile – I have no idea about the laws of copyright vis-a-vis the internet.