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I am bored.

I am the chairman, CEO, post room guy and toilet attendant of the bored.

I have been there, done that, got the t-shirt and thrown it away (as it probably doesnt fit my slightly old fashioned, al sense of style).

Ive seen the best of humanity and the worst of humanity. Meh.

Ive made a fortune, lost a bigger fortune and I just dont care.

Im a born again nihilist, living a country life style, and Im looking for something, someone to actually care about.

Im looking for someone who can engage me in intelligent conversation without ill-ined opinions on everything and anything.

Im looking for someone who wants to be controlled. Someone that wants to absolve themselves of all self-responsibility.

Maybe someone who identifies as alternative. Someone interesting.

A masochist would be a bonus.

But most of all, someone who can make me laugh.
Ellamai
 
 Age: 32
  West Virginia