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Hetero Male Dominant, 48,  Armagh, United Kingdom
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If you want to add me as a friend then make sure that we have either met in real life or communicated online beforehand. Im not looking to converse if you have any of the following tendencies ......mentalist, fundamentalist, boring, ill mannered, in ownership of a shellsuit, allergic to soap, in need of a sense humour, offended by typos, a member of the BNP, text speak etc. Bonus points though can be garnered if you can look sexy whilst drooling. Theres more but its late and I really cant be arsed. Edit I can now be arsed. Further bonus points can be earned by sharing a love for Arrested Development (the tv show not the band from the 90s that were huge and then vanished), Game of Thrones (keep yer eyes peeled and you may spot me), painting, metal and rock, women in corsets, video games, really bad puns, Garth Marenghis Darkplace, Big Night Out etc etc.

Im currently looking to widen my social circle so platonic friends are always welcome. If you fancy a chat then do be aware that Im more concerned with whether someone is a decent, honest human being than if they are dom, sub or switch. People can and do use bdsm to mask a multitude of character flaws and holding a flogger never cures assholism so dont think that Ill like you just because you happen to be a fellow pervert. Theres more chance Ill think youre splendidly cool if you can make me laugh rather than regaling me with tales of ouchies, hugglepounces or an unending dirge about why your ex is a cunt. Seriously, make me laugh and Ill think you are wonderful as Im a sucker for the lolz.

Im not averse to new play partners but I am fussy (though I prefer to think of it as being discerning).

What traits do I like in play partners? All of the vanilla traits I expect from friends such as intelligence, being well read, ability to engage me mentally, sense of humour, conversational skills, genuine empathy for others. Non vanilla traits? The ability to drool nicely during a scene, unabashed sensuality, grace, discretion, willingness to have boundaries pushed, have tear ducts, a love of mindfucks etc etc etc.

I dont involve myself with mentoringprotectingcockblocking for the simple reason that, if I am friends with someone, I dont need a fucking title, honorific or some other bullshit, scene based validation to look out for them, offer advice or otherwise give a shit about their general well being.

Remember wenches, my Dominance is a gift (without refund) that you have to earn.












 Dominant Male


 United Kingdom

 5' 6"

 144 lbs






Actively Seeking:

Submissive female

Switch Women

Sub/Sub Couples

 Lives For:


 Begging (Expert)

 Blindfolding you (Expert)

 Body Worship (Expert)

 Canes and Crops (Expert)

 Chastity (Expert)

 Eye Contact Restrictions (Expert)

 Erotic Hypnosis (Expert)

 Gags (Expert)

 Hair Pulling (Expert)

 Humiliation (Expert)

 Massage (Giving) (Expert)

 Munches (Expert)

 Orgasm Control (Expert)

 Sensation Play (Expert)

 Selecting the clothes you wear

 Role Playing (Expert)

 Sensory Play (Expert)

 Spanking you (Expert)


 Watersports (Expert)

 Historical Shows (Expert)

 Simulation Games (Expert)

 TV Sports (Expert)

 Web Surfing (Expert)


 Heavy Metal Music

 Boxing (Expert)

 Soccer (Expert)


 Art Galleries

 Flea Markets (Expert)


 Martial Arts


 Anal Play (Expert)

 Bondage (Expert)

 Cages (Expert)

 You wearing my collar (Expert)

 Corner Time (Expert)

 Exhibitionism (Expert)

 Local BDSM Community (Expert)

 Domestic Service (Expert)

 Housework Service

 Placing you on a leash

 Masks on Partner

 Medical fetish play

 Mental Bondage

 Objectification (Expert)

 Rituals (Expert)

 Wax Play

 Science Fiction (Expert)

 Sitcoms (Expert)


 Coffee Shops


 Renaissance Faires (Beginner)

 Shopping (Expert)

 Breast Play

 Erotic touch

 Hoods (Expert)

 Modern Primitivism

 Obedience Training

 Outdoor Bondage

 Plastic Wrap Bondage

 Public Play

 Newspapers (Expert)

 Online Chatrooms (Expert)


 Pony/Puppy Roleplay (Beginner)

 Whips (Beginner)


 Amusement Parks

 Hard Limits:

 Electrical Play

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Journal Entries:
1/11/2018 10:44:11 AM

I and my wife are seeking an exceptional female submissive for a non sexual, discipline and control based relationship that will be beneficial for all involved. The ideal candidate will be petite, under 35 years of age and of any ethnic/cultural background. Having a spanking fetish is considered a definite bonus. We particularly welcome newcomers or those seeking to further their desire for control and discipline.


We offer a safe, nurturing and encouraging but strict environment where we provide the discipline you need in order to help you focus on achieving your goals in life. My wife will administer discipline and control with some guidance and occasional intervention from myself when required. You will answer to her and both of you will be subservient to me. You will be utterly respectful of our existing relationship and dynamic.


My wife is a major spankophile and wants to use her considerable experience to help a young lady in the same situation that she was when she first entered the kink scene prior to our meeting. This really isn’t about “play” or “scenes”, it’s all about control and using discipline to enrich your life by channeling your energies into your own betterment. You will be cared for, respected and your submission cherished. You will have both of us guiding you in all aspects of life so that not only can you learn from our positive life experiences but also avoid some of the mistakes that we’ve already made (hey, we’re fucking human too).


Our initial meeting will take place in a public setting. Your limits will, of course, be respected and adhered to. Message either of us if interested and do feel free to ask others about us and our reputations in the local kink scene. We have a multi-national, multi-ethnic family so racists need not apply. We look forward to hearing from you.

7/23/2015 8:09:08 PM
Just uploaded a couple of pics from my appearances on Game of Thrones where I scaled the Wall a couple of times, led mammoths and Giants against the Wall and managed to die twice! I'm a Wildling Lazarus

1/7/2014 6:47:13 PM

I'll be hosting my bdsm gameshow "Wankety Wank" at Winter Fire in Washington DC this February.


You are cordially invited to bear witness to an entertainment spectacular of Earth shattering, trouser splattering, panty wetting, orgasm betting proportions at Winter Fire in February (date and time tba)

MrSnake in association with Dark Odyssey proudly presents

Wankety Wank

“But MrSnake, what the fuck is Wankety Wank?” I hear you cry.

Well, it's an hilarious bdsm gameshow that started online where two teams of victims/contestants answer semi-serious and nonsensical questions with the threat of a forfeit should they be wrong. There will also be challenges such as

  • "Clothespin Singing"
  • "Michael Jackson Beat It"
  • "Plaque around your Uranus"
  • “Labia Laundry”
  • “Smack my clit up”
  • "Cock Hedgehogs"

to name but a few. There'll even be Hollywood celebrities+ and there are prizes to be won!++

“Sweet buggering tittyfucks but that sure sounds like fun! How can I get involved?”

Easy, you just contact me, let me know your limits and volunteer in advance or perv/spectate all of the kinky shenanigans at the time and laugh at others' misfortune. It's that fucking simple! Anyone can take part, whether they be Dominants, submissives, switches or slaves as long as they have the approval of any significant others and are game for a laugh or fifty. I'm toying with the idea that Dominants can have their sub take a forfeit on their behalf but I'd like to hear what you guys think first. Is that ok or should they “wo/man up” and take one for their teams? Would you find it funnier to see a Dominant in torment for a change or see them get questions wrong just to get their sub punished?

“So what do I need in order to be a contestant?”

  • A sense of humour.
  • A diminished sense of shame.
  • Tolerance for pain (not too much though, we do like the squeals).
  • An impact toy of some sort.
  • Fondness for ice.
  • A pulse.
  • An exhibitionistic streak a mile wide.
  • Someone to give you a cuddle, beating or fuck (or all three) afterwards.
  • The ability to cum.

I'll be arranging a group meeting for participants before the show to discuss the format, rules, their limits etc. If involved with someone, do bring your other half along to the meeting so that they are fully informed and so that I know they are ok with anything that may happen during the show.

+impersonated badly
++prizes may be ridiculously tacky and of no monetary value.

1/2/2014 1:32:00 PM

I will be back in the DC/NoVA area for Winter Fire from the 12th to the 24th of February. I will be hosting a kinky gameshow and I'm also open to offers of play.

12/5/2013 6:14:31 AM

So that's Game of Thrones Season 4 all finished. Next up is Dark Odyssey's Winter Fire in Washington DC in February 2014. Tickets all booked and I can't wait to go transatlantic again.

9/22/2012 3:03:41 PM

Just finished this week's shooting on Game of Thrones. Most enjoyable :)

2/12/2012 2:03:26 PM

I'm really fucking loving hypnosis as it's fascinating, fun and downright sexy.

9/14/2011 12:32:51 PM

Ok collarme, 7 submissive women today viewing my profile and all aged 23? Sort out your spam filters s'il vous plait.

5/29/2011 8:23:38 AM

I'm really enjoying HBO's Game of Thrones and not just because I was in two episodes.

6/21/2008 9:56:07 AM
Most odd. I notice the new video chat feature and decide to give it a whirl only to get booted from said video chatroom for apparently having been there before. Not only must I have been sleepchatting but the same person who instigated said booting claimed she had booted me out before (painterdeb). Stranger still was when the room admin DeadlyDream said that I'd been in that room before and booted me.

I wonder if support have a log of who logged in and when. I'll find out when I contact them

1/22/2008 11:13:52 AM

The date for my Party is Saturday 23rd of February. It would be great to share in the company of the crackingly good people I've met on here. The last few parties have been excellent in terms of craic, banter etc and this one should be even better! More booze, more food and even more debauchery. Snake Towers was packed with overnight guests last time so do check out local hotels.

If any kind souls care to help out with the preparations then do feel free to memo me.

Place- Snake Towers, Perth (Directions can be given upon request but are dependant on you not being an assclown)

Time - From 8pm onwards

Dress code- whatever the fuck you like though fetish would be appreciated.

Rules - Bring your own poison. Don't ask anyone the same question again if they've already said no. No boy bands. Don't fucking whinge about the music if you can't be arsed to bring some of your own. Be prepared to have fun.

12/21/2007 4:47:14 AM
That's us back to Northern Ireland for the holidays. Here's wishing you all a very Merry (and drunken) Christmas and a happy New Year. See y'all again on the 3rd of January

9/29/2007 7:13:34 PM
We are currently open to offers of play from female subs/switches. We are also thinking of taking on a slave.

9/29/2007 7:11:34 PM
I've met some cool, intelligent people of all persuasions on this site but I have to say that the mass emailer known as removerherboobs made me laugh most. 

7/4/2005 3:11:45 PM

I'm developing a "thang" for cute, little sub,  goth chicks.

Apply within !

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