33 year old Scottish man, I don't call myself Dominant, I won't be put in a lidded box (not this young anyway).
I am strong willed, wickedly humoured, egotistical, loving, kinky and discreet.
I will hurt you, fuck you till you cry and make you laugh.
I expect you to be discreet, thoughtful and sexy. Don't fuck me around, you wouldn't like the consequences.
I will hug you.
I won't lie to you.

If Carlsberg made forceful bastards...