Hey, it's been a real blast, look for our new profile soon (we are hoping to name the profile something along the lines of Artistic Dom Couple or that ilk).

We will be stepping up our search for that perfect sub/slave girl.  We are leaning more towards a helpful sub than a hindered slave.  There have been some attractive profiles we have been researching, in case you see our profile pop up again and again.  Had a heated debate about one young woman from KY.  Reviewed another young woman from NY, and have ruled out several in several states.

This is difficult.

Not to mention that photo.  We will be using it again.  Maybe not as a lead photo until we have time to take one together.  But we need help to take one together.  Once we get help to take one together, odds are it will be taken by that helpful sub.  At that point, we won't need the picture as we won't need the profile.

Catch-22s abound!

See you with the new profile soon!

Today's Chuckle On The Site:  I had engaged in a conversation with a "sub girl" on this site, briefly.  Right away "she" wanted to move the conversation over to Yahoo.  You all see where this is going, right?  For those who don't please allow me to enlighten you.  Anybody who immediately pushes for a Yahoo account name is looking to flood you with spam.  They get account names and for every account name they get, much like your creditors, utilities, etc. they will sell that name to someone who will flood your mailbox with emails, offers, credit reports, coupons, and so on.

So, getting back to this "girl", I played it cool and said I did not have a Yahoo set up for this account (before you judge, remember, it could be Gmail, MSN, other providers).  Then I said I remembered I had an old music account (set up under my stage name, which is how I know that my stage name CAN'T have a credit score, a money transfer, or bank transfer, THAT NAME HAS NO ACCOUNTS!!!) and told her to give me her account name and I WILL CONTACT HER...

Let's just say I flushed one out.  Whenever we see that account, we look at each other and get the hugest chuckle…  If you want the account name, I will give it private message.  Not worth drawing attention to.  Dolt.

Well, it is sort of sad but a requirement, we are afraid.  It just seems lopsided that this account is called MrSchadenfreud, yet is meant to represent a couple seeking a sub GIRL.  GIRL is in caps for the moronic males who keep viewing the profile thinking we have interest in them.  You would think the moniker of this profile would put them off a tad.  Bi guys, sorry, no sale.  The male of this couple IS NOT BI.  The female of the couple is.  But as we are a couple, the male has no need for a man, and the female has the male, ergo, no need for a man.  We seek WOMEN.  Genetic, born-that-way females.  NOT surgically altered, NOT mentally female, NOT dressed female, a REAL female.  We are not out to offend any of these categories of men, it simply means we are not interested in your orientation, or your sexuality.  Sorry.

Therefore, the clock is ticking on this profile.  We are in the planning stages and had a discussion this morning about what to put in the profile information, what type of FEMALE we are looking to bring into our lives, other miscellaneous specifications.

The main profile picture will be the same and perhaps we will add some photos of us, or the play space we worked so hard to develop.  We have many ideas on paper, it is mostly a matter of developing the profile and as life would have it, one of the sticking points we have is, what do we title our profile???  One of our current yahoo email addresses will be recycled and one will be jettisoned most likely, but it would not be out of the question for us to just fire up a new email address there.  So many people have profiles that troll for spam, why not create one for a justified cause.

Yes, our trying to supplement our life and some lucky sub GIRL'S life is indeed justified.

Can you augment our lives?  Can we augment yours?  Can we create a new category of FriendSlave?  These are the pressing questions we are attempting to address through our profile.  Still very impressed with the many profiles that understand that for most people, who dwell in today's reality, true TPE/total slavery cannot exist in modern day society post Patriot Act.  Vanilla people are having their everyday rights infringed upon.  Imagine the legal hell people would be thrust into should a nosy neighbor or visiting utility repair person get a glimpse of the lovely lady chained up in your "playroom" and call the local police…?  We've read about the living hell the BDSM couples go through because their children spoke when they shouldn't have.  But we stopped reading those stories pre-9/11.

Best wishes to all who live this lifestyle, keep it out of sight at least.

On a similar legal note, we are 420 friendly.  So we are having increased difficulty engaging women from states where 420 is legal.  PA is only "considering" legal medicinal 420.  We both have injuries that would qualify us for it, but it hasn't passed legislature yet.  So for all the women in Washington state, Oregon, California, Nevada, Montana, Colorado, New Mexico, Michigan and Maine, please let us know if you are 420 compliant, and we will leave you alone.

We aren't out to deprive you of a good thing.

Yet, we feel it germane to mention that our little city is sandwiched between NYC and Philly, so we DO have access to culture, events, etc.  Both cities are easily within driving distance to our home.

PLEASE NOTE: This entry is all in good humor and no inferences to illegal activities are implied.

There are only days left for this profile.  But an important lesson I learned is that I can identify with a lot of the ladies on this profile.  Many of the lesbian members have to repeatedly post "no men, no men, no men, women only".  I (Jeff) used to think they were over-sensitive.  I still say all the prettiest women are lesbians.  Because I would see a beautiful woman and read her orientation and think, "yup, all the prettiest…"

Let me apologize to all the women, lesbian and not.  But especially the lesbian as, well, they are right: Men cannot read, have no patience, have no tact.  This is the last paragraph in our profile as of now:  "Oh, as far as men, CDs, etc., your mail will be deleted, you chat requests will be declined, your views to the profile will be deleted, and your friend requests will be rejected.  Sorry but she has had enough of the abuse from your ilk when she had her other profile up.  She will not tolerate any more."

I cannot count how many men have viewed the profile, sent chat requests and sent messages.

You make me ashamed of my gender.

You should all be thankful Lynn doesn't answer these emails, monitor this account…  She'd tell each and every guy who pesters us to 'go fuck yourself".  Guys, you are not wanted here anymore.  You had your chance with her, now it is the women's turn.

Ladies, you are welcome, encouraged, and we would be delighted if you contacted us.  But you should be bisexual.  I am male and 50% of the equation.  You have no want for me, but we have need for a bisexual friend slave.  To quote those wise lesbians, NO MEN!!

UPDATE: Since I posted this, more men have sent messages, so now bulk mail filters are in place.  As those intelligent lesbians often say, "Men are either stupid or can't read".

To further display our encouragement at some of the more realistic profiles of some female sub/slaves, we put up a photo.  It won't be up long as if all goes well this profile (and if any of you recognize her picture) her profile will be taken down and replaced with one unified profile.

We have been focusing on what we are looking for.  What we are NOT looking for are mindless doormats who want to scrounge a life by claiming they want to disappear from society.  We also are not running a daycare, and feel that a BDSM based relationship is no place for children, or women with children.

Also, you should want to be a real human being and be open to being our friend.  Feel free to ask us about our non-BDSM activities (which are many).  We'd really appreciate someone who could help with the many unfinished projects we have on our to-do list.  Not just cleaning the house, if you love music, sing or play an instrument, if you love graphic design, if you love photography, behind or in front of the camera, if you like to cook, like to sew, if you like to work on cars, or any of the industrial arts (electrical, plumbing, woodwork, etc.), we would really want to talk with you on a serious, no BS level.

The picture is us, depending on the time of day, we can cam/voice verify.  Nocturnals are also highly encouraged to make contact.  Hope to hear from serious, interested parties soon!

Oh, as far as men, CDs, etc., your mail will be deleted, you chat requests will be declined, your views to the profile will be deleted, and your friend requests will be rejected.  Sorry but she has had enough of the abuse from your ilk when she had her other profile up.  She will not tolerate any more.

We are encouraged!  I have taken the liberty of perusing profiles and read many.  But there have been a couple of profiles that espouse EXACTLY what we are looking for!  People who know there is a society, a reality, a protocol within protocol.  No, we can't parade you around the backyard naked and chained because there are laws against that and there are children in the neighborhood.  We realize many of you may have families you want to keep in contact with.  We understand you may want to be yourself for a period of time, and play your role a few hours a day, a few days a week, a few weeks a month, a few months a year and so on exponentially.

It would be a tremendous drag for us and for anyone who accepts what we are deeming a challenge; to live with us (a challenge in itself, LOL) help with the household chores (not do them all yourself, just help a working couple out) and work towards fulfilling all of our lifestyle fantasies including yours!

This is a unique situation, we never knew how well it would be accepted.  Was this community too stringent to find a 'casual' sub or slave?  Would we have to dial back our desires to accommodate someone who DOES want to be naked and in chains all the time?

Kinda hard to explain to people who come to visit us…  'Oh, don't mind her, she just our live in slave, she always hangs from chains in that room!'

But I have read now several profiles that show there are worthy young women out there who want to live-in, yet live!  Have a life in this lifestyle.  If you have a career, we can work that into the equation.

Getting ready for the big profile migration.  Our main profile picture (temporary until we can take one together) is posted behind my solo picture.  Many of you may recognize her.  Well she and I are together, so if you want her, you have to want me.  If you want me, you have to want her.  We are a package deal.

We seek a live-in slave girl and someone to be a friend to.  Someone to be a confidant, and someone we can depend on, and someone who can realize their dreams as a servant in our home.  But not just a servant, not just a plaything, but someone we can hang out with, do things with, share our lives with.  If you are emotionally secure with being shared by an established, confident couple, talk to us.  We may have your ideal situation available.  But we won't know if it's ideal until we hear from you!

NEW NEW NEW!!!  After a series of major brainstorming sessions, I have many fresh changes coming in the new year.

I will have a roommate who I met through this site a few years back, who shares a love of this activity, but we are not compatible in that she too is a dominant.

I will be working my ass off.  I have a book deal, a music recording deal, and have been approached and have accepted an offer to write both the music and the script to a play starring, me!  It's an autobiographical play (so getting someone else to play me is counterproductive) about my sordid existence (I am not sure if it will include the BDSM aspect of my life, I have to discuss this with the producer/director) that will induce humor, performance art, music and a touch of pathos.  I do have enough acting experience to pull this off, I have the musical talent to provide some live songs written about incidences in my life, and I enjoy performance art so I am looking forward to the challenge to doing some in my show.

My new roommate does have a profile on this site (I am uncomfortable posting her profile ID yet) and as far as a relationship, while the BDSM would be awkward (all dommed up and no one to beat) we aren't even sure a romantic element would be present.  We get along like lifetime chums, being in the same house under the same roof, warts, farts and all, we will see how good a friendship it is.

But we both have agreed there would be an element needed to make our household complete.  She works a job, I have many new prospects as mentioned above, so we felt a live-in-slave-maid girl would be needed.  Girl, as in genetic female slave girl.  While I have no issue with a pretty, petite trans girl, I am afraid she is not so understanding.  At least I think, we didn't really discuss it.  She began her sexual life with another woman so she is truly bisexual.  We have not had sex together so she may be lesbian, but she did not come right out and say so, and she said when she was pro-domming, 100% of her clients were male, so I would go out on a limb and say she is bisexual.

In my mind, I would want an attractive, younger slave girl to assume household chores for a period of time during the day, then assume the role of a sex slave after chores were done.  But also be able to present as vanilla should we have company.  I know I will be hosting the director of the play for a period of time while we are getting ready to premiere the show.  So she would have to come across as a "roommate" while he was staying with us.  The major change there would be she would still do housework but wouldn't be dressed in her sexy maid's uniforms with handcuffs and leg-cuffs on.  She wouldn't have to engage in protocol with guests in the house and she would NOT be "shared" or "service" guests unless they were coming to engage in BDSM specifically.

We will discuss finer points, details, etc. with each and every possible candidate.  But she and I need to figure out if we will use our profiles to individually seek out this special someone, or if we will make a united profile.  I would like, at some point, for both of us to have pictures of ourselves up so there are still lots of things to think about.

But as far as a live-in slave girl friend for us, we would want to find someone young or at least young at heart as we are both wise for our years, but young for the number of years we have between us.

For example, she has a stuffed bear collection, I have Bloom County books, Peanuts books, right next to political books, and music instruments.  Lots of them.  She does photography and is highly computer literate (as in learned to program at an early age).

Speaking of early age, we BOTH started experimenting with BDSM BEFORE we hit puberty.  So any gal wanting to live the life of a casual slave, better be prepared to experience it with two people who have combined knowledge of 82 years.  Don't let that number scare you, she is 41, I am 50, and we are both kids at heart so we aren't the stodgy old folks like your parents.  We love a good party as much as the next person.  In fact, tea totalers need not apply.

More info will come next year.  We have someone trying out in January, but we feel she will not fit the bill as she is not as perceptive as we feel would be a fit.  But we are willing to give her a try.  Besides, if someone were to contact me tomorrow about this, it would be months before we would both be comfortable having someone in to interview, audition, evaluate and initiate into the position.

But with all that is forthcoming in our lives, we would love to have someone in to share in our good fortune.  Not to mention there are additional benefits that come with the position that we cannot divulge in a journal post here.

If you are curious, send me a message here.  It doesn't cost anything but some time and typing on our parts and trust me, for the right person, it will be SO worth it.

Please do inquire, an opportunity like this is once in a millennium, never mind a life time!!!