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12/31/2013 7:27:38 PM

i'd like girls to give me swirlies, is that so wrong?

11/2/2013 2:00:42 AM

I met this petty lady just the other day I had no choice, I had to say hey surprisingly it went well and we ended up at mine and that's when it got weird, way beyond the line

 

She said if i had a package for her she would show me a trick

I assumed she was talking about my incy wincy dick

 

So a little bit nervous, i pulled it out, then she took a deep breath

then advised me in dubai, flashing is a crime punished with death

 

Come to mention it she then went on

I've heard good things come in Small packages but that's just wrong

 

I'd put it in my mouth but I choke on small bones girls

would find a better use for you, its toppin up their phones

 

let me take photo to show my friends, some could do with a laugh,

As for you, you need a bath

tonjawazebbw
 
 Age: 58
 Chapel Hill, North Carolina