Chances are you are shallow and want only the cook’s tour. In that case, chew on this:

What's important for you to know is:

1) I thoroughly enjoy fun times
2) I'm going to do my best to bare your bottom and spank it, and
3) If I can accomplish #’s 1 & 2 simultaneously, I'm all for it

If this appeals to you, you should get in touch with me and convince me you are the real deal.

-30- If you are still here, consider these random tidbits….

A bare, reddened bottom is not the main course at the banquet of life, though it must surely be the very best dessert ever concocted. My life is a lot deeper and broader than a roll in the sack or a smartly smacked derriere. There’s an awful lot of living to be done out there, so I don’t intend to limit myself or my kink to tush swatting. I have every intention of being one of those folks who crashes into his grave shouting, “Holy shit! What a ride!”

Oh, please don’t misunderstand…if you hook up with me it will be because you are fond of sitting on pillows and/or standing in corners. Yet, if spanks are a dessert, think of all the TOPpings out there ready to be tied…er…I mean…tried: bondage, discipline, ropes, crops, whips, clamps, limo backseats, hotels suites, ballgames, a night at the opera (kind of hard to *sit* through the second act, right?), and on and on and on and….

I am eclectic, opinionated, a good listener, and highly tactile (giving massages is *almost* as good as getting ‘em). I enjoy travel. I am patriotic to the core and believe in being a good friend and neighbor. I doubt you could pick me out of a lineup if you went looking for the neighborhood perv (in spite of my profile pic).

I am adamantly of the opinion you are skimming through these words because you are more interested in reading about D/s than practicing it. That’s Ok – everyone is entitled to their own LEGAL brand of kink.

I have been married and I have been single; no qualms with either setting. I suppose I’ve posted here because I’d like to trip over a special woman who will ring my bell and take that “Holy Shit!” ride with me. But I’m not realistically expecting that to happen, though a person would have to be a fool not to at least give it the old college try. Maybe you’re a young gal pining for the attention of a firm hand from time to thyme. That’s good, too.