Intelligent, eccentric, clever and creative, predominanty isosceles homo sapiens in search of kindred creatures for friendship, education, witty banter, and mutual enlightenment. 4:20-friendly. Colors outside the lines, thinks outside the box, takes candy from strangers, puts metal in the microwave, runs with scissors.

I am a heteroflexible, primarily submissive, sadomasochistic switch; involved in the BDSM lifestyle for about 15-20 years. Sometimes I go to the Lair De Sade or Threshold dungeons in North Hollywood, although I'm looking to meet people closer to me in south Orange County. I enjoy a variety of kinks including personal and sexual service, D/s etiquette, low to medium protocol, bondage and restraints, collars and leashes, impact play of most kinds, and especially spanking.

I have grappled with major depression, bipolar disorder, attention-deficit disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, panic attacks, and other crap most people couldn't handle for most of my adult life. I look for suppportive people to include in my social circle, study abnormal psychology as a hobby, and am somewhat of an advocate for educating people about psychopathology and mental health in general. Should anyone inquire "What do you have to be depressed about?", comment pointedly on people they know with real illnesses, or suggest volunteer work in a third-world country for a better understanding of all the reasons for me to be perpetually ecstatic, they may find themselves in the company of several shady Italian guys, all named "Vinny," who would like to arrange for you to "sleep with the fishes," or fit you for a nice pair of "concrete shoes."

Please be passionate, creative, intelligent, empathetic and clean, with a sharp wit and an unconventional sense of humor. Sarcasm spoken and encouraged. Include a recent photo - of your face, thanks - with your message if you actually anticipate any of the witty banter as mentioned above.

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