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A Spoonful of Sugah..........A small sprinkle or a HUGE Heaping......
What kind of medicine will go down best with your
Sugah?
From the sensual to the severe, My extensive
experience (20+ years) with D/s allows me to thrive at any point along the BDSM continuum. I delight in trying to get into your mind, and may even add a chapter or two that you had never considered.
I was born Dominant and have recently decided to expand My horizons to include a select clientelle, merging passion with career. Make no mistake; I am not a "hooker with a whip", and will completely enjoy all that We do together. you will immediately notice the difference when you see the fire in My eyes. I never just go through the motions.
Whether I'm smiling sweetly as you struggle in your bonds,or staring sternly as you carry out My most degrading demands, My intensity is contagious. you will always know that you are in the company of a Woman who truly loves what She is doing.
Lashes and Kisses,
Mistress Brown Sugah
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
I'm the Naughty Woman your conscious runs from and The Sadistic Bitch your subconscious begs for!!!
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Interview With A Goddess!
When I was asked to interview Mistress Brown Sugah, I was somewhat reluctant; due to the fact that I knew very little of BDSM and in all honesty, I regarded myself pretty much a "Type A Alpha Male" and felt our personalities could possibly clash. Here is the interview in its entirety and my inner thoughts/reactions written in blue text. I hope you enjoy.
Robbie Horne
She blew the doors off of BDSM today with Her filming of new vids!!! Everything from spanking to boxing was thrown out there in Mistress Sugah's video comeback! This was the Diva who garnered the motto "A small sprinkle or a HUGE HEAPING" and I was about to examine the servings!
I sat down with the Sexy Sugah and asked some very pertinent questions during a break while shooting....
Interviewer: "So Miz Sugah, There have been rumblings in the fetish industry saying "Sugah's lost Her edge and gone soft"...Are You aware of this and if so, how do You feel about that?"
MizSugah: (Laughs heartily) "Oh sweetie, there isn't much I don't hear. After My last batch of films, a lot of My fans wrote to Me and expressed disappointment...Umm.. disappointment in the new direction My films had headed." I noticed the intensity in Her hazelly-green eyes and the way She stared deep into me when She spoke. I felt vulnerable. This Woman was kryptonite! Must not give in to Her power.
Interviewer: "What direction was that?" I had to stay focused...This Woman was a man-eater ..I was not going to be Her lunch! I tried to find a point of focus....I couldn't help but stare at her voluptuous breasts....supple, firm globes gleaming with the slightest hint of sweat..or was it glitter? ....straining against the leather corset! Focus.......Focus Robbie....Ohhhhhh,,,if I could just snuggle in those mountainous beauties for only but a moment! FOCUS!!!!!!
MizSugah: I tried a few new things. I mean, as a Dominatrix, You see what everyone else is doing and You want to try something different....so that's what I did. I tried a lot of "Point of View" video clips.
Interviewer: "Point of view?" Oh Lord, Her perfume was intoxicating..sweet, alluring. It wafted through the air and I immediately felt like a bloodhound trying to trace a scent. That scent permeated my senses and ran a mainline to my crotch....! ARGH! Hard-on giving perfume? Absolute Ludicrousness!!! I tried to send a message to my penis..Down boy. down! My penis simply ignored me and amped up his attempts to get noticed! Remain calm, refocus....focus! BOING...my penis was at full attention poking my jeans, begging to meet The Goddess Sugah.
MzSugah: (Laughing, and oh what a laugh!) "Oh I'm sorry. Point of view is when you're kind of talking to the viewer and allowing them to feel a part of the action. Like you're interacting with them......It's kind of cool...Fun!" She placed a hand on my thigh and squeezed gently when She said the word "Fun"..At which point .my penis re-named the zipper of my jeans, "The Gates of Hell". as I cursed myself for going commando this morning due to laundry day being tomorrow!
Interviewer: "So what's different this time around? Or are your videos truly different this time?"
MizSugah: " Oh hell yeah! I've gone back to basics and "revisited" the truly Sadistic Mistress Sugah of the past. You see, as a Pro Domme, I fell into a bit of a groove...that safe place where you don't really push beyond the lines. I now have a slave co-star who enables Me to push past any imaginable limits and lines. Of course I'm loving every second of the journey...it's quite natural for Me. I'm a true Sadist at heart!"
Mistress Sugah leaned in towards me and whispered softly......"Pain truly is My Pleasure"....Then flashed a 1000 watt smile, I was convinced could drop a man to his knees in 3 seconds flat. My knees turned to jelly and my penis raged harder and harder....I sent LOUD mental messages to "GO SOFT" and my penis simply replied "SHUT UP DICKWAD, I'm running this ship"! I groaned softly and coughed quickly trying to recover and mask my discomfort!
Interviewer: "Thank you Mistress Sugah! Where should we look for your latest films?" So I can blow my menial, lousy pay on them and eat ramen noodles for lunch and dinner for the rest of the month!
MizSugah: "Well, after filming, today, We have more than enough to last a while..... we cut them up and sell them as clips, on a fabulous website!!! http://clips4sale.com/store/16942 They're reasonably priced too, so everyone has access to them....she paused thoughtfully, everyone of legal age of course!" She laughed, her magnificent eyes never leaving mine. Stop tearing into my soul and making me want to be your bitch. Please stop with your flirty eyes, addictive perfume, electrifying touch and thought evoking words...".STOP! Stop the torture......God I just want to lie at your feet and be used to Your delight Goddess...Call me bitch, slave, whore....JUST TAKE ME PLEASE!!!" I was so tormented!
Interviewer: "Thanks again Mistress Sugah. It's been a true delight!" My penis mocked me, LIAR, LIAR, Dick on fire!! HAHAHA!
MisSugah: She waved away my remark. "Nooo, Mr. Sexy Pants....Thank YOU". "And by the way" she paused thoughtfully...."You really should stop telling people this is some sort of comeback....I never left!" "How about we say Mistress Brown Sugah is now better than ever? I'd much prefer that."
She rose, took my hand, drew me to Her and softly kissed my cheek. She straightened Her clothes, flashed that million dollar smile with a wink and headed back to the lights, camera, action of Her video shoot and the air was filled with the soft scent of Her bewitching perfume and that entrancing hearty laugh of Hers. It was then that I realized I'd just been served a HUGE heaping of Sugah and deep in my mind recognized a small sprinkle just wouldn't do!!!!
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I lived in New York..Didn't find what I was seeking! Moved to Texas...all the interesting ones were in New York! Moved to Montreal....interesting subs/slaves in Texas!!! Maybe I should just pretend to move next time!!! |
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I'm starting to feel most of the subs/slaves who write to me, are as useless as a white crayon on white paper!! |
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ARGH!! My back is out, AGAIN!!! I can deal with the pain but am struggling with the fact that I'm getting old because my back goes out more than I do!!! |
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Hmm..The "Y" on my laptop is broken. So unless I hit it REALLY HARD, what's yours, becomes ours! Kind of cool actually! |
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Watch out...I woke up on the Pretty side of the bed today!!!!! |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!
If Wile E. Coyote could afford to buy all that ACME stuff, why couldn't he just buy dinner?
Just a thought..........lol |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, olive oil made from olives, corn oil made from corn.....What is baby oil made of?????
Things that make you go HMMMM....... |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bullshit never ends with some of the subs/slaves on this site. Tell you what; When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape!! |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's funny when I scroll profiles and notice, the men usually dressed as maids, have the messiest rooms in their pics?
NOTE: Last time I checked, Maids clean!!!! |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had lunch the other day with a sub friend of Mine. He's a wannabe magician. After a few slight-of-hand tricks, he whips out a deck of cards. He says, "Pick a card, any card". "Any card at all?" I asked. He nodded.
So I took his American Express Card! GREAT TRICK!
Say what you mean, and mean what you say people!!!
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On your mark, Get Set...CARE!!
Hmm..I guess I lost that race!! |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good morning dear sweet people of collarme! I've been away for a few days and have missed you all tremendously! So good to see everyone again.
(My Mom used to tell Me to kill people with kindness. That was a WHOLE LOT of kindness. Now I'll just watch the losers drop like flies) |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!
I'm feeling like a Super Hero today! I'm going to facilitate my super powers to melt the brains of the fake slaves on this site. Oh crap, they have no brains. FOILED AGAIN!! |
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I've just been assaulted...WHY??????
Why would a man dress up in cheap, mismatched women's lingerie, put on more makeup than a clown, throw on a beat up, ill fitting mop of a wig.. Then send Me the pic??? Dude...you're an ugly guy who makes an even uglier woman!!
MY EYES!!! That's a visual assault...I'm calling 9-1-1 pronto! |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After parking My Jeep last night...A D/s couple I was having dinner with, informed Me....Jeeps are the Lesbians leading car of choice!
I can't help thinking I owe the subs on CM a big "thank you" for My latest urge to cut off all My hair and stalk Samantha Ronson and Rosie O'Donnell.
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY..#2
I just noticed Walgreens printed "reuses for plastic bags" , on the side of their bags now.
The list:
Shoe protectors,
Dirty Diaper Holder,
Freezer Bag,
Rubber Glove
I'm on hold with their marketing office offering up My idea for bag reuses.....
Submissive Body Part Carrier
I'll keep the euthanasia aid idea, for later. |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!
People think I only target the subs on this site. Hey, the Dommes are corrupt as well. There are the true Dommes, and the "Hookers with Whips" but the latest group of "Domstitutes" are the worst. Submissives unite and start charging for your services as well. Yep, let's give a whole new meaning to "SUBSTITUTES"!!
Don't say I don't stick up for the underdog...... |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!!
Choosing My Halloween costume has proven quite difficult. I thought I'd get really creative and dress up as a submissive. Now that is something truly foreign to me, so I did a little research and studied most of the subs on this site for ideas and incentive....
Sorry...I can't go as you guys because Party City was all out of LOSER costumes!!! |
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This site is like a jammed highway during rush hour. If I had known there'd be so many assholes on it, I would have driven a tank!!
Just a thought.... |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!
I'm tired of living on Planet Bullshit!! The people here speak bullshit, which I don't speak/understand, they have bullshit running through their veins, which I don't have, and they smell like bullshit, which I never do. Funny thing though...They hate bullshit more than anyone else. I just don't get it!!!
You can deny it all you want....I can smell the foul stench of your bullshit, the minute you write to Me!
Move along, this is not a dump site!! |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!
Why is "Willing To Relocate" starting to sound like "I'm homeless, soon to be homeless, getting kicked out of my apt., just broke up with my girlfriend/wife, I need a place to live" ????
My expression for the week is........
This is not a gravy train with biscuit wheels!!! |
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!
This site is starting to feel like I'm attending the TRASHCAPADES!!!!
Don't know about the rest of you, but looking for a mate here, is like looking for a dog at a rundown puppy mill !! |
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UGH!!!! Just had a discussion with someone who insisted on calling Me a Dominate......
DOMINATE: VERB
DOMINANT: NOUN
EXAMPLE:
Seeing as I'm the DOMINANT, I will DOMINATE YOU!!
Oh My GoD, What the hell were you people doing in school?????
Why am I wasting My time? Half the people on this site have no bloody idea what a verb is!!! Let alone a noun!
I'm going to spend some time with my dogs..who at times are a lot smarter than most people on this site!!! |
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WACKY LETTERS # 10!! I wish I could make this stuff up, I'd be on the comedy circuit!!!
Letter # 1 From a MALE SUBMISSIVE:
I had an amazing orgasm when my mistress pulled 17 strings of mardi gras beads out of my ass the other night. Is that bad?
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Umm…It is if she PUT 20 IN !!
Letter #2 From a MALE SWITCH:
Hi your beatiful. I would to have you’re on my little dick. I see in your eyes you could control me without any problem. Give me a chance to serve you.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
ARGH…what ever happened to the English language? "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like "your pathetic little dick". And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're a pathetic little dick".
MALE SWITCH:
So is that a yes?
Letter #3 From a MALE SLAVE:
Mistress Sugah, I truly love My Mistress. She is so caring and sadistic.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Congrats. Best of luck to you!
MALE SLAVE:
Mistress Sugah, I truly love My Mistress. She is so caring and sadistic.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
I have a goldfish.
MALE SLAVE:
What? Forgive me Miss, I don’t understand.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter.
Letter #4 From a MALE SUBMISSIVE:
I have practiced self bondage but always end up disappointed because I can get out of it.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Then perhaps you should find someone to do it for you.
MALE SUBMISSIVE:
Do you think they’ll let me put my cape on first?
Letter #5 From MALE SUBMISSIVE:
Thanks for last night. The tiger balm on my balls was incredible. You’re the best. I need to see you again. I waited all my life to meet a dom like you.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
I’ve never met you in my life. What are you talking about? Who is this?
MALE SUBMISSIVE:
It’s xxxxxx. Is this Brenda?
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
NO! It’s Mistress Brown Sugah. My name is Robin.
MALE SUBMISSIVE:
Oh sorry. Hi Robin. Please to meet you. Hey I'm in texas too, wanna hang out and put tiger balm on my balls?
There you have it .....I don't know about you, but I actually got a good laugh out of these.
Lashes & Kisses boys and girls,
Mistress Brown Sugah
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
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I PRESENT TO YOU.......... WACKY LETTERS PART #9
PART 9 (Where has the time gone! It was not so long ago when I was posting #4 !!)
Hope you get a laugh!
Letter #1 from a MALE SUB:
My best friend and I made a bet. Are your boobs are fake?
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
My breasts are REAL! I had a breast reduction years ago but that’s it.
MALE SUB:
Come on, you just lost me $50 bucks. Can’t you just say they’re fake? They look fake.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Hey dude, My best friend and I made a bet. I bet you were an idiot. I just won $100 bucks.
MALE SUB:
So, shouldn’t I get half of that which is the $50 you made me lose? We'd break even.
Letter #2 from a MALE SWITCH.
I love your wacky letters. But you are starting to sound a little condescending. Maybe you should ease up on people who aren’t perfect. I think the reason you are single is because you’re psycho.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. You may very well be right. Bear in mind, I have spent a lot of time and money trying to meet Mr. Right and it can be frustrating. However, I have some good news and bad news for you…The bad news is, I haven't met Mr. Right yet. The good news is, I’ve saved a ton of money by switching to psycho!
LETTER #3 from a MALE DOM:
Hi, You are beautiful! I was wondering if you were a switch? I would love to tame you and introduce you to the ultimate of submission.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
No thanks. I do NOT have a submissive bone in My body. Good luck to you.
MALE DOM:
Well if it’s any consolation, I am willing to allow you to teach me the ultimate in submission. Even though I am dominant, I am willing to kneel and obey you. Just goes to show I can make poor choices and suffer the consequences. See?
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
I opened your letter!! That definitely goes to show we both can make poor choices and suffer the consequences!!!
Letter # 4 from a MALE SLAVE:
All I did at work all day was think of you!
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Damn! Get paid to think of Me all day? I want your job!!!
MALE SLAVE:
Really? I got fired last night so there is an opening. I can give you the manager’snumber if you want it. It's at KFC.
Letter # 5 from a MALE SWITCH:
Mistres sugar
You think your so smart and I don’t think you actualy realize your encoraging stupid people to make these letters up to get reconition .every time you write the wacky letters colum people see that as a way to get noticed. Stop giving attention to the idiots and they’ll go away. I’m sure your smarter than that.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Thanks for the advice, but maybe you should consider that I’ve taken something negative and turned it into a positive by making people laugh. Life is too short to be so serious.
MALE SWITCH:
I’m not to serious, I’m trying to help you out silly woman. I’m trying to teach you something.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
This coming from someone who has more than 10 grammatical and/or spelling errors in writing to me. Hey less time trying to find fault with me and more time hitting the books in English 101.
MALE SWITCH:
I was testing you. You really are smart. I actually have a very high IQ. It doesn’t take a dictionnary to see that.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Sorry to inform you, but you spelled dictionary wrong too.
Letter # 5 from a MALE SLAVE:
Hello MizSugah,
I have been searching for a Mistress for quite some time now. Sadly, without much success. I am polite and have always presented myself in a positive light. I’m wondering if I change my nickname will that get me more responses? But the Mistress I find will have to do things our way, not Her way.
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Stay true to yourself and things will get better. The “One” is out there. Be patient!
MALE SLAVE:
Miz Sugah, I’ve been thinking I’m going to change my nick to…
Rebel with a Cause!
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Great! Good luck to you!
MALE SLAVE:
Miz Sugah, even better, I’ve been thinking I’m going to change my nick to….
Born to Be Wild!
MIZ SUGAH REPLY:
Umm….Slow down junior, I’ve been thinking as well and have come up with a few ideas Myself…How about “Rebel with a CLAUSE” , “Born to be MILD” and the fact that you may be watching too many movies!!
MALE SLAVE: Your choice in nicknames make no sense to me and what does movies have to do with finding a Mistress?
That's all for now folks!! I've had My laugh for the day. Keep collarme wacky!!
Lashes & Kisses Boys and Girls....
Mistress Brown Sugah
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
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IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN........
WACKY LETTERS
PART 8 (Can you believe we're at 8 ?)
HOPE YOU LAUGH AS HARD AS I DID!!!
Letter #1
From a male submissive
MALE SUB: Mistress HOT DOGS AND!
MS REPLY: Hmm..I’m probably going to regret responding to this one, but I’ll bite. (no pun intended..) Okay, and mustard??
Male submissive: Nope HOT DOGS AND!
MS REPLY: Umm, and Ketchup?
Male submissive: Nope. HOT DOGS AND!
MS REPLY: Now you’re getting on my nerves. How about this…I’m going to shove a package of HOT DOGS AND My foot up your ass!!
Male submissive: NOPE. Hot dogs and feet do not go in the ass. They come out the ass.
MS REPLY: Hot Diggity Dog,… Next time a foot comes out of your ass, make me a video.
Male submissive: The answer was BUNS. Noone likes a smartass Domme.
MS REPLY: No one likes a guy who yells “HOT DOGS” and shits feet either!!
Letter #2
From a male slave:
MizSugah, My Mistress commanded me to be hairless. I lied to her and said I shaved but didn't really do it because my wife would ask too many questions. I’ve apologized to Mistress but she is still mad at me and says she can’t trust me. I want to regain her trust. How do I do that?
MS REPLY: Why don’t you just be honest and tell her it would cause problems in your marriage?
MALE SLAVE: Are you kidding? If she finds out I’m married, she’ll never talk to me again.
Letter #3
From male slave:
Miss I am a respected professional and pillar in my community. I am interested in domination through blackmail. I need you to blackmail and threaten to tell my employees I enjoy women’s lingerie and bondage?
MS REPLY: Thank you for your offer, but I am not a huge fan of blackmail.
MALE SLAVE: miss, I need this. Your being unreasonable. Please, please, please. I really need this.
MS REPLY: After that mini temper tantrum, you should be ashamed of yourself!
MALE SLAVE: you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to blackmail me
Letter #4
From male slave
Greetings Goddess,
I am a profesional slave. For a reasonable fee i will serve you. Send me a money order for $100 and we can begin.
MS REPLY: No thanks.
MALE SLAVE: Greetings Goddess,
I am a profesional slave. For a reasonable fee i will serve you. Send me a money order for $100 and we can begin.
MS REPLY: GO AWAY!!!!!!!
MALE SLAVE: Goddess for a reasonable fee of $50 I will go away.
MS REPLY: For a reasonable fee of $50, I’ve decided to buy bullets!!
After reading mail like this….I can’t help but laugh, or I’d probably scream!!
Be very good or very very bad boys and girls.
Lashes & Kisses,
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FINALLY!!!
WACKY LETTERS PART 7
ENJOY!!!
Letter #1
From a male submissive
I am interested in knowing if you like tickling.If you tickle me I get sexually aroused and evn if I’m laughing and begging you to stop I would adore that. My penis can only get hard through tickling. I try to do it to myself but it doesn’t have the same effect. I tickle my nieces and nephews, and in turn they tickle me back. Can you please exchange any tickle-tales with me?
MS REPLY:
Hey ELMO!! I DO have a tickle tale for you. It’s a limerick of sorts……….
There once was a slave with a tale
So he thought he’d send an email
Tickling his nieces and nephews was fun
It didn’t amuse anyone
Now he’s a pedophile in jail.
I don’t think tickling children and getting sexually aroused is healthy!!! Period! UGGH!!!
Letter #2
From a male submissive:
Mistress Sugah I love your wacky letters. I look forward to reading each and every update. I was wondering if I may be having too much fun with my submissiveness because I release an inner child that is unruly and out of control. I think it is harmless fun, but my Mistress is losing patience with this behavior.
MS REPLY:
Have fun but be careful. I once let My inner child out and she ran up a $400 bill at Toys “R” Us!
Letter #3
From male slave:
Miz i am a slave since very young. I am healthy. when I am submsiisve I am another person. Its almost like i am in a trance and after scening i feel like it was a dream. Sometimes i remember only a few details. Is this something that happens often?
MS REPLY:
It is not rare what you’re experiencing. Studies have shown that “sub space” sometimes seems surreal and dreamlike. As long as you are enjoying yourself, let your freak flag fly.
MALE SLAVE:
Miz, I know sub space, but this is different. This usually happens when i drink Jack Daniels.
MS REPLY:
Umm…..This also comes in handy as a defense in murder cases! Someone pass me the Jack please!
Letter # 4
From male submissive:
Please rupture my spleen? I had that done to me once and I can’t get it out of my mind. I realize it can be life threatening, but I love it anyway.
MS REPLY:
After reading your letter, there is one part that jumps out at Me. “out of my mind”
I can’t help but think the entire world went crazy and forgot to send me the memo!! Be good or very, very bad Boys and Girls.
Lashes & Kisses,
Mistress Brown Sugah
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FINALLY!!! It may be short, but this installment of wacky letters is definitely "out there"!
I give to you.....WACKY LETTERS PART 6!!!!!
Letter #1
From a female submissive.
My name is xxxxxxxxxand I’ve been into the lifestyle for more than a year so far.i love being humiliated, and someone just called me a cow, and it really turned me on, and it has been spinning in my head.tho,it is the 1 st time being called so. Do You think I’m crazy? Or would I make a good cow?
MS REPLY:
I'm not a psychologist, and would suggest you deal with your own issues! sheesh!
FEM SUB:
you are sick
MS REPLY:
LOL!!! You were called a cow and loved it and you call ME sick????????? Thats freaking hilarious!!
Letter #2
MALE SUB:
MizSugah
I am a sane 36 year old male slave. Lately I have yearnings to play with fecal matter. I wasn’t sure if it was purely fantasy or if I really wanted to do it in reality. So I took my dog’s bowel movement and rubbed it on my erect member. It was certainly not an undesirable experience. I am now wondering if you do fecal play?
MS REPLY:
Although I have indulged in that form of play in the past, it is not a preference of Mine, so I will pass on your offer.
MALE SUB:
MizSugah,
I have to tell you I lied a little. I actually tasted it and would like to be a toilet.
MS REPLY:
Umm, I have to tell you. you also lied A LOT when you said you were sane!! Sheesh!
Letter # 3
MALE SLAVE
Greetings Mistress Brown Sugah. My Mistress is very clever and creative. She is constantly coming up with new ideas to incorporate into our playtime. Last week things got a little crazed when she put a light bulb in my ass and then proceeded to screw the lamp into it. She’d turn the lamp on and things got very warm and then she would turn it off. I will admit, it was stimulating and different. That is, until I jerked back and the light bulb broke away from the lamp. There I was on all fours with a broken bulb in my ass and Mistress pretty much freaked out and called 911, handed me the phone and sped off into the night. (She’s married to a local businessman and didn’t want any controversy.) Bottom line is, I would like to be featured in your wacky letters simply to advise those in the bdsm community against getting into situations that can be humiliating when the EMS arrive on the scene. Thank you .
MS REPLY:
Well well, thank you for an insightful letter guy. However, I am of the belief, a little humiliation never hurt. Just be lucky you didn’t have the entire lamp up your ass…that would have been A LOT of explaining.
In the meantime I want you to watch this and if it doesn’t make you think before you play, then you’re just too stupid to live!!! (For the weak of heart, and stomach) …please do NOT watch this)!!
http://1guyand1cup.com/
Again Boys and Girls, another notch in my belt for Sainthood….the wackiness never ends!
Mistress Brown Sugah
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
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Despite a multitude of Family Commitments, I have taken the time to find some humor in....
WACKY LETTERS.....PART 5.
You asked, I deliver!! Enjoy Boys and Girls!!
Letter #1.
From a submissive male:
Hi Miz Sugah. I want to be used as a chair. Would you have a use for me?
MS REPLY:Thanks, but I think I will pass on your offer.
Miz Sugah,
I can’t hear you, I’m a chair.
Letter #2.
From a submissive female:
Greetings Mistress. I need your advice. My master came in my eye yesterday. Should I throw out my contact lenses?
MS REPLY:Well first remove the lenses, clean your eye with an eyewash and throw away the lenses.
But Ma’am, I didn’t have the lenses in at the time.
MS REPLY: Ok, you might as well throw your brain away too. Blind and stupid goes so much better.
Letter 3:
From a male slave:
Hello Beautiful Mistress. I love your pics and page. You are so beautiful and gracious. I would enjoy if you peeked at me. Can you send me a pic of you peeking from behind a potted plant or a newspaper? I would be so happy if you were peeking at me while I ate or did chores. Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.
MS REPLY: I’m sure a rousing game of peek a boo is amusing to you, but I’m not really one to peek, and just don’t have the time to start shooting pics of me peeking from behind things. Good luck to you.
Mistress, peek-a-boo on you. Peek-a-boo. I see you.
MS REPLY: Okay…let’s play another game. “I spy” is fun. I’ll go first. I spy with my little eye, someone who is about to feel my foot in his ass because his peek a boo game is getting on my nerves.
Mistress, I don’t like that game. I don’t want to play anymore. You cheated.
Letter #4
From a male submissive:
I am mesmerized by the amount of absurd letters you receive. Iam concerned for the reputation of D/s and BDSM of present day. I would like to praise your sensibility and unlimited patience with the kooks that write to you.
Mistress Sugah I have an incredible talent you may find interesting. I have the ability to make myself invisible. I know you probably think I’m crazy, but if you just meet me and witness this feat yourself, you will want to take me on as an invaluable slave to you. Please write me back and tell me whn I can arrange to meet you.
MS REPLY: Umm..I have absolutely no use for a slave that can appear and diappear. I’ve already had boyfriends that did that and IT’S NOT ALL THAT IMPRESSIVE.
Letter #5
From a male submissive
I’m sorry I missed your call last night mistress. Can you call tonight again?
MS REPLY: I’ll call around 8 o’ clock my time.
Sorry mistress, can you call after 9 oclock? I masturbate with mistress Bianca at 8 oclock and won’t have full balls until after 9. I really don’t want to disappoint you with half full balls.
MS REPLY: Forget it junior. I didn’t call for phone domination, I don’t do that. How about we don’t and say we did?
But mistress, if you want, I can paint my balls blue and take a pic to send to you. Will that help?
Letter #6
From a male slave
Mistress Sugah my mistrss tied me up with collars and rope last night and rubbed feces on me and I wasnt happy with that and it is one of my limits, (hard) I told her it was not funny and she laughed at me. She urinated on me and i hatted that. Then she stood over me and put her vagina on a table and told me to pleasure her but i was so grossed out i cried and left. Should i call her and apologize or just chalk it up as not the mistress for me?
MS REPLY: Hmm...I say call her back and tell her Mistress Brown Sugah wants to know how she put her vagina on a table. I'd be a surefire hit at parties if I could do that!!!!
So Boys and Girls, keep those wacky letters coming because when My life gets crazy, I realize it could be a lot worse!!
Lashes and Kisses,
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A few years ago, My friends decided it was time for Me to start dating..Hopefully after reading this journal entry, you will understand why I remain single!!!
Seeing as I haven't been on a date in some time, I've decided to jump back on the horse and ride again! Yeeeeeeeehaaww!! Of course this was at My friend's behest, and Me not being one to let My friends down, complied.
I promptly set up an online dating account. I proceeded to write an inviting and alluring profile, threw a few pictures up and I was off and running! Bring on the available bachelors!
Bachelor number 1
There was Paul. Debonair, divorced, father of two.
After persistence bordering on annoyance, I went on a date with him. I make it a habit to mention to all dates, three important things about Me. 1.) I don't/cannot eat spicy, hot, food due to a stomach/digestive condition I have. 2.) I have certain shellfish allergies, so a seafood restaurant isn't usually a preference. 3.) I prefer to eat before 9 p.m.
We met and I instantly noticed he had miraculously aged about 10 years and gained 40-50 pounds since taking his profile pic posted on the dating site. I forced a smile and it took at least 15 minutes before I could breathe again after the bear hug he gave Me. As we proceeded to the restaurant I noticed he huffed and puffed a lot, and wondered why the heck he wanted to walk, as he was so obviously out of shape!. As he stopped in front of the restaurant, I couldn't help but notice the Latin looking name, and casually asked if he remembered I didn't eat spicy food. He nodded and told Me he was quite certain I'd find "something" on the menu that wasn't spicy. Let Me add, I've been in that situation before and have been limited as to what I could order. So with a scowl, I went in and endured a meal with this beefy, sweating-his ass -off-profusely -tugging at My arms, neck, face, legs, with huge bear paws, all while stuffing his clammy face with huge amounts of food beast! By meals end, I was quite ready to go home and rue the day I had listened to My friends. Paul was actually quite excited and thought he was heading to second base when he invited Me over to his place! I mentioned I had an early flight and had to head home, but maybe another time. I was already writing the farewell email in My head as we spoke. He wordlessly grabbed My arms, wrapped them around his neck and went in for the kiss, I ducked, and left him hanging, like a puckered statue. Not tonight Romeo, you're giving Me a headache!
Bachelor number 2
Then there was Charles. A New Yorker with a gift of gab, and a tarnished silver tongue. Every second word out of his mouth was. The "F" word. "He told Me I was "F" ing beautiful. He told Me about his "F" ing job. Even told Me about his "F ing" Mother!!! I asked him politely to curb it a bit. That lasted all of 3 minutes. His language was undeniably offensive and I could only stand it for so long until I just tuned him out.I ate My meal, which was good, (American food), silently, while he droned on about his "F" ing, ex girlfriend, neighbors, former friends, blah, blah, blah. When it was time to go, he asked for a second date, I simply stated in My best New York accent, "No "F" ing way!".
By now you'd think I'd learned My lesson, but I'm no quitter, and My friends are relentless. They decided to screen My next date themselves. Fine by Me. I was curious to see what they'd come up with.
Bachelor number 3
Enter Justin. Ahhhh,! Tall, sexy, charismatic, handsome.
He arrived for our date dressed sensibly, with flowers in hand and a killer, panty dropping smile. He gently kissed My hand and guided Me to the restaurant. He had chosen Italian, (My fave food), and once we were seated, our conversation flowed. Maybe My friends did the right thing after all. I caught a whiff of his fragrance, it was summery, and pleasing to My sense of smell.. I excused Myself and called My girlfriend Isabelle, "He's wonderful! Good looking, Great listener, Seems interested in Me," She was prouder than a peacock. "You're welcome." Was her smug reply. I hung up and hurried back to the table, almost fearful the dream would end. I felt it time to ask some pertinent questions, and began with his job, family, his interests. He seemed a little nervous. I got the distinct impression Justin didn't like speaking about himself. His hand inched up to his face, and he picked at his nose. Now I wouldn't say it was a full-in-your-nostril-pick. Just a little rim job. But as I asked a few more questions, it became more and more prominent, and his finger went deeper and deeper, until with each question's severity, he was all out pickin' and flickin'! I mean this guy was digging for a treasure right before My very eyes, but answering the questions just the same. I asked questions and stared, he answered and picked!
I excused Myself and headed back to the toilet. "He picks his nose!!" I hissed into the phone. Isabelle sounded sleepy. "Everyone picks their nose at one time or another! He told you that? That's soooooo cute"
"Bella, I mean he is at the table picking his freaking nose while we're talking! It's a nervous thing! Wake up! When he's nervous he picks his nose. I'm not kidding." I was talking a mile a minute now. I wanted out. I knew this date had to end.
"Well," Isabelle pondered, "Don't make him nervous and he won't pick." I looked at the phone like it was a foreign object. Was she nuts???? I threw My phone into My purse and went back to the table. He sat there calmly, with an air of confidence on his ever-so-handsome face. Was he aware of his bad habit?
Our food had arrived and he dug right in. He broke off a piece of bread with his bare hands. Saddened, I accepted the fact, I was not having any bread with My meal.Oh well, better for My weight anyway. I chatted idly and ate robotically, My mind spiraling into a black hole of despair.
Nearing the end of the meal, our eyes met for a split second, and as if things weren't already bad enough, Justin, raised his fingers to his lips and what I would imagine he thought to be a sexy, seductive move, proceeded to lick his fingers! The very same fingers he had used to go jackhammering deep into his nasal cavity! I let out an audible gasp, and he smiled widely, mistaking My gasp as a seemingly good thing! At that point I couldn't stomach another bite.
I waited for Justin to finish his meal and then informed him I just wasn't feeling well and unfortunately had to cut our evening short. He'd get the email, it was being written in My mind...
He was visibly disappointed, but understanding and promised Me a rain check! I smiled weakly and laughed to Myself. If I'm on death row for murdering My friends, how could I cash in a rain check?
Needless to say, I have hung up My dating shoes and am leaving the dating game to seasoned professionals. I am presently happily single. The day I deleted My profile, I did so without any regret and it was liberating. I don't miss the Paul's, the Cursing New Yorkers, the nose picking Justin's, and in this entry I haven't even mentioned the guy who used his wife's credit card to purchase Me flowers and the guy who's teeth were encrusted with years of plaque, among others. I just can't make this stuff up!! So the next time anyone has a brainiac notion to set Me up on a date, My reply will be….If he's so great, special and perfect…..YOU DATE HIM!!
God "nose" I've tried that damned dating scene one time too many!
Be good or very very bad........
Mistress Brown Sugah
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Finally ...WACKY LETTERS PART 4 !!!
A series of letters from a submissive male..
Mistress Sugah, I am your biggest fan. I will sit here and await your commands. I am kneeling and naked in a prone position , awaiting what you ask of me. I am Yours to mold and control. I will not take food or water until you allow me to do so sweet Goddess. My life is committed only to you and I will serve no other. This is our destiny.
Thank you for your generous offer, but I am not taking on any subs/slaves at the present time. Good luck to you.
Mistress Sugah
Three days have passed and I have yet to take food and water. Although painful, I remain kneeling prepared to perform your every command. This is a part of our destiny.
Okay, I command you to eat , get up and put some clothes on!
Mistress Sugah,
I will not eat nor dress until you accept me as your personal lifelong slave. Mistress please don’t let me perish in vain.
Look I’ve commanded you to eat and dress. At this point, there is not much more I can do. I will not be blackmailed and harassed into a decision I don’t want to make. Enough already.
Mistress Sugah,
I have perished and this is a letter from my departed soul on the other side. My early demise should be a lesson to you and you should reconsider the next time, a slave as worthy as myself asks you to accept his offer of servitude. I will be reincarnated very soon and will advise you to await my return. It won’t be long until we are together, living out our destiny.
R.I.P little guy……Tell you what, you stay there and I’ll contact you when I get to the other side. No sense in disrupting destiny and karma. In the meantime, perhaps you can read a few books…”living with schizophrenia and getting help for it”, “medications for psychosis”, “psychotherapy and what it can do for you long term”.
From a submissive male:
Kind mistress I want to be spanked until my butt is severely red and sore. I want YOU to break rulers and canes over my bare bottom. Make me cry as YOU whip and tan my hide. If YOU are unable to perform this task, I will gladly demonstrate on YOU. I don’t want YOU to be a slave, just a mistress who understands a true spanking.
Have you noticed My title? It says Mistress! I should know how to administer a spanking. If Not, then I SHOULD be spanked for disgracing Dommes everywhere! Right now, YOU should reevaluate your orientation!!! I should spank and KICK YOU just for suggesting such a ridiculous act! My Mom never spanked Me, and neither will you…or anyone else for that matter!
From a submissive male:
My momma is always nagging me. I would enjoy meeting a mistress that will nag me constantly. I want to be told I am not good enough and never do a good enough job. If I wash the floor, I want you to spit on it and make me do it again.. That’s what my momma makes me do. If momma’s dinner isn’t hot enough or if her tea isn’t brewed enough, she tells me I’m a lazy no good bum and she makes me do things over and over again. I told momma last week I was leaving to go live on my own, and Momma said she has special powers and will find me and make me come home. My question is, are your powers stronger than momma’s?
OH! Well momma is quite the lady, isn’t she? Listen junior, I do have strong powers, but it sounds to Me, Momma is pretty powerful.! Tell you what, leave Momma’s and if she finds you, I’ll just have to challenge her to a battle of good and evil. (I’m not sure who is good and who is evil, but we’ll have a hell of a time trying to figure it out) By the way junior, do you do windows???
From some crazy submissive who imagines he is My husband????????
Dear misstesse, I am small slave to find you master.i try to see you pitures everydays end you eyes making the power of the small slave.you make for using me for a toilet and bathroom..i too be drown so misstesse don’t walk far with soft feet with shoes.i take you for my food baetiful misstesse sugah.i bow for misstesse sugah. I am being Mister sugah
TRANSLATOR PLEASE!!!! Mister Sugah??? WHOA partner!! I kind of like the “drown” part though. Hold that thought!!!
From a very confused female submissive:
I know you are a true believer in Female Supremacy. I too, am a believer and know it is my life’s work to serve a beautiful, dominant woman, such as yourself. I enjoy all that you symbolize and would love the opportunity to serve and worship you. Your grace and beauty is evident in your photos and writing and I am awed by your confidence. Could this lowly slavegirl experience your ultimate power?
Ummm, Female Supremacy, and you’re a Female? Okay, what is wrong with this picture?
A “supposed” Dominant Female…….
iam a domme ths slut is someone i know she lives in the arabain world where women are treated bad must cover them selfs not allowed totouch she believes that she is ugly and stupied compared to western females and she wanna be owned by one and she willing to run awy and live as a real slave whore i met her twice and fukin enjiyed using her, just i dont have a free time latly so i thought if i find someone i can trust this one may take her and allow me to use her when i can, and i did find your profile and you look sexy and looking for same iam looking for, this is why i sent you, if you have yahoo or msn let me know the id and will tell the slut to im you she is online now, for a clue humilite and degarde her make her feel ugly compared to you this will make it easier as well as may i ask if you do have cam as well wont ask or she wont ask for anything sexua jst face through cam to be sure and feel safer and more open while talking and she is singel divorced
Perhaps your friend can contact Me herself?
she is not listed in here on the site if you have msn or yahoo willtell her and she wim you her self
Can someone say “Multiple personalities???
Again boys, and girls, I cannot make this crazy stuff up. I’ll say one thing for sure, I’m going to heaven when I die! (and NOT to be with that kook who wrote Me from the "other side") How could I not after the things I put up with? LOL
Lashes and Kisses,
Mistress Brown Sugah
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YOU ASKED FOR THEM......
LETTERS I RECEIVE -PART 3
Letter # 1
From a Submissive couple:
Mistress Sugah We are a submissive couple looking for a Domme to Domme Us both.My wife is sexy submissive to serve you. I am sexy submissive to perform all acts of submission. Please accept our humble offereings. We live in a large house of many rooms and my wife can be tied up on the first floor in a make shift dungeon, and I can be dommed in our bedroom upstairs. After trying her up with rope, you can come upstairs and bend me over and spank and whip me to raw butt. Then you can leave me in a heap of whipped slave meat and then return to torture my wife. Once done,with your choice of torture, you could come back to me and make me your toilet.golden. We would love to have you visit for a weekend. Thank you kind mistress for taking the time to help recognize a dream of ours.
I will politely decline your generous offer for a Domination marathon! I pay a personal trainer to make Me run around like that, and it’s no fun with him, so why on earth would I want to do that in My BDSM time?
Letter # 2
From a submissive male
Dearest Mistress Brown Sugah,
I would love to serve you online on cam. I will do what you command of me.
Thank you very much, but I’m afraid I don’t do cam/online Domination.
Mistress, I understand, but would it make it any better if I said I have a mic too?
I'm not a masochist, although right now I wish someone would please shoot Me!!
Letter #3
From a male slave
Hi Ma’am,
Have YOU ever mutilated a slaves digits? I fantasize about having one finger removed at a time, a bit at a time. I will sign an agreement that I have asked YOU to do this to me. YOU may keep the fingers and display them to YOUR other slaves to keep them in line.
HELLO?? Are you trying to make My wacky letters journal entry?
Key statement…YOUR FANTASY!!!!! And regarding the signed agreement…..In what court will THAT agreement be upheld in..In "subbie land" court?????? you want Me to keep your fingers to show My other slaves....lets see, I have crops, whips, and other weapons of mass destruction and you believe by Me showing your dismembered fingers , slaves are going to stay inline. Let’s just say “That is not great for business”.Ok, let’s see here, one finger per month,….dude, you’d last less than a year with Me…. AND what the hell am I supposed to do with a fingerless slave?
Letter #4
Female slave
mistres brown,
i am a lesbian and would make what ever is to do to be with you. i leaving my husband and dress up in bear costumes, and whip you feet all day for you. i make like eat you pie, so sweet mistres brown, not brown mistres.plzzzz mistres brown,just tell me you love me fore a slave girl on the floor.
mm...Thats novel, a lesbian with a husband who wants to put on a bear costume and whip MY feet!!!! Umm...eat me pie???? And..what's not brown? Now this one needs her fingers cut off, so she can't write Me ever again!
Okay, this is a little different from the rest of the letters…….
Submissive male……Dominant male..
Ma'am , is there any hope of me doing any assworship with you? ←-2/21/08
At this point I replied I wasn't interested and I am adverse to switches.
Ma'am....I am not a switch...you are required to answer something here. I am your asslicker. Period. ←---2/21/08
Please make me lick ass...your ass only ma'am. This is my hope. Keep hope alive. ←--2/21/08
Now I tried to explain that ass worship is a very personal act, and I don't do that with just anyone.
I was hoping assworship would be a requirement. I am confused maybe about what I am, and need the guidance of Your Ass. I will not let you down. ←-2/21/08
Again I declined his offer.....
My hope is for an entry level position as your P.A.T. (Personal Assworship Technologist) This is my hope. Keep hope alive. ←---2/21/08
I explained I couldn't allow a total stranger to perform such an intimate act
Ma'am...we do not have to remain strangers. Perhaps I could somehow work my way up to being your P.A.T. Please give me some hope. That is all I could ask...is that you "keep hope alive". ←---2/21/08 (From his Dom profile)
Ma'am...we do not have to remain strangers. Perhaps I could somehow work my way up to being your P.A.T. Please give me some hope. That is all I could ask...is that you "keep hope alive". ←-2/21/08( From his sub profile)
Please miss ...will you not reward my determination and devotion with at least a ray of hope? Keep hope alive.<---- 2/21/08
Is there any hope for me to worship That Ass ma'am? Please give me hope. Keep hope alive ←--- 3/3/08
The fox is the the hole
The bee is in the hive
PLs Mistress Sugah
KEEP HOPE ALIVE! ←----3/6/08
I will do all those other things you desire ma'am. All I would ever ask is for my reward to be the privaledge of being YOUR Assworshiper. I am not seeking just any dom. Thank you. ←--3/6/08
Please let me be your Assworshiper ma'am. At least provide me with some HOPE that this can come to fruition. KEEP HOPE ALIVE! Thanks ←-3/6/08
have you decided to keep hope alive ma'am.? ←--3/7/08
Ma'am..could you please at least give me some HOPE that I could one day be your Assworshiper. That is all that I ask...that you give me some encouragement....and KEEP HOPE ALIVE! ←-3/8/08
yes ma'am it is your most devoted follower.....KEEP HOPE ALIVE! ←---3/9/08
good morning ma'am. keep hope alive!<----3-12/08 <----totally new sub profile
Hello Precious One....KEEP HOPE ALIVE! ←-3/14/08
Hope is alive, it's you who may not be so lucky!!!!!!!!!!!
I finally had had enough, started ignoring him.....and will ,respond to all of his letters by saying:
I will not Domme you here or there,
I will not Domme you anywhere.
I will not let you lick My ass,
I will not let you, cause you’re crass.
Now off with you,
I’ve said before,
I just don't want
a subbie whore!
Well boys and girls, I'm starting to wonder if I'm a masochist sometimes.....*sigh*
Be very good or very very bad,
Mistress Brown Sugah
xoxoxoxoxoxo
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After many requests...FINALLY
LETTERS I RECEIVE- PART 2
Enjoy!!
1. From a Female Dominant:
i am marry from very bad husb. and he dont give me mony and he dont love me so i need u to let him to serve u in cam and when he serve u u take many pic. from my husb. and when u finish u give me this pic bec if he know this bec with me i know he pleasuer me to take it so i tell him to give me mony and when he give me mony i give u 100$ ok
I couldn't even answer this one because I still have no bloody idea what she's asking of Me. She should just give Me the $100.00 for spending a half an hour trying to decipher this mess!
2. male submissive
would you light my balls on fire, or burn them with something??
People...How many times have I told you?? My Mom never let Me play with matches as a kid and She certainly doesn't let Me play with them now. Are you trying to get Me in trouble?
3. male slave
Mistress Sugah,
I am not homosexual, but could you please force me to perform oral on a lineup of men? Like a football or basketball team. I am against homosexuality but I will perform oral and swallow everything shot into my mouth. I will never be homosexual but will gladly bend over and be taken by as many men as you want. Homosexuality grosses me out. Mistress if I am willing to do this for YOU will I become a homosexual? because I could never be a homo.
Junior!!!! Have you ever given any thought to being homosexual?????? And why a football or basketball team? Why not the swim team???? You think I'm hooked up with the brothers or something????Is this a black thing?
4. male slave
Mistress sugah i want to be black. You are so powerful,only a woman of your stature can make me be a true black slave. No one understands like i’m sure you do. You can use your power to turn me into a black slave.P.S. i’m white.
okaaaaaaaay! dude I'm Really Good and I'm pretty tight with The Man Upstairs, but....Nobody's THAT Good!!!! If I ever get that kind of power, I'm getting a Hummer first!! Now THIS IS a black thing!!
5. male Dominant
Humbly, and on my knees, I come to you. As your Slave, who is ready and willing to serve your every desire. I am prepared for you to be my Goddess for life.. Your wish shall be my command. I will gladly pleasure you any way that you desire. Although, I am new to this arena, I will submit myself to you, for your pesonal approval and, with your training, any desire you have will be my desire. You can use me in any way whatsoever. Like you say, I would be there to please you. Just take into your dungeon and let me serve you, proudly. I look forward to your reply and await your command.
I think you need to take a look at your orientation! QUICK!!
6. male submissive
mistress, if you put me in my crib,I’ll make cum cum go all gone. can you breastfeed me? but only if you have reel milk.
Umm...Houston We have a PROBLEM!!! Real Milk?? That dried up a looooong time ago buddy! No cum cum...please YOU go go all gone!!!
So as You see, a Dommes work is never done. I just can't make this stuff up! WoW.
Be Good or very very bad boys and girls,
Mistress (Sometimes Confused) Sugah
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I live in a small town just outside of Austin, Texas. Its a quaint, peaceful community slowly growing in population, but the perfect sanctuary for Me with My hectic and sometimes chaotic schedule. My life as a Pro Domme and Internet Dominatrix has Me in many interesting situations and I pride Myself on remaining calm faced with a variety of fetishes and situations. It takes a lot for Me to lose My composure, and I am a "think first, act rationally" type Person. Until last night!!!I have been chosen to work on a reality show, (details will come in the near future) and I had to film a bio. So around midnight, I headed down to My home dungeon to commence work on My bio.There I was, in My leathers, crop in hand, My stern and Sadistic Mistress face on, camera rolling.... when out of the corner of My eye I spotted a ...a....mouse!!!!!Now don't get Me wrong. I can tumble with the best of them, and I've faced many adverse situations in My life, as well as having proudly brought grown men to tears, but rodents and vermin of any kind...just skeeves Me out!! I let out a blood curdling scream and leapt into the nearest chair, probably scaring the living crap out of that poor mouse. (Who was probably more scared of Me than I was of him) Now in My panic, I raced for the garage door, threw it open and went from 0-45 in no time at all to My neighbor's house. I banged furiously at the door and in after what seemed like an eternity, My neighbor Vincent answered. Now Vincent is a strapping 6'4", 250 lb muscle guy, who is as sexy as an Adonis, so I felt if anyone would protect me from a mouse, he was the man for the job! His expression went from "what’s the matter?" to "what the hell are you wearing?" in a flash. It was then I realized I was in full Domme attire. Busted!!!!In My most as-a-matter-of-factly voice, I said, "I have a mouse in My garage! Can you help get him out?"His eyes were glued to My nipples straining against My leather bustier, and they slowly burned a hot trail down My torso to My barely covered pubis. "Ahem", I brought him back to reality, "Can you help Me?"He smiled and reached for his coat and off We headed to My house, his eyes, I'm sure getting a fill of My bare ass in My chaps, as he trailed behind. Once We reached My place, he stepped gingerly into the dungeon, as if walking on holy ground; his eyes wide with wonder at the toys, tools and equipment. I was starting to want to turn My crop on Myself for having been so stupid in My reaction to a silly mouse. He picked up a broom and gently guided Me up into a chair and signaled for Me to stay put. He banged and prodded, and moved things, but no mouse. "I guess he's gone" he smiled, his eyes not exactly looking at My face. I tried to act nonchalant, "Thanks for trying. I really appreciate it." I looked down and realized I still had the crop held tightly in My hand, and tossed it aside. We grinned, and the silence was deafening. "Anyway, if he comes back, just come and get Me. I'll be more than happy to come back over." He was squirming slightly."I will. Thanks again" I managed weakly. He headed to leave and as if on cue, the mouse came scooting out of a corner, right between the two of Us! I screamed, grabbed him by the shirt, and attempted to hoist Myself back into the chair, My hands flailing at anything to get leverage...and as My hand grabbed at his head, his toupee slid down his face. Now I swear, I had no idea he wore a toupee. Maybe I just never really looked at him hard enough, or maybe that’s a damned good toupee, or maybe because he always seems to be wearing a baseball cap. But whatever the reason, had I have known, I would have made absolute certain, not to touch his head, even in My panicked state. Once the toupee slid down his face, I guess I screamed louder and he grabbed at it with both hands. His eyes were wide with shock, as were Mine and as We both just tried to get past this very uncomfortable moment, We recovered in time to see the mouse scurry out of My garage/dungeon and into a field across the street. Vincent stood there toupee in hand, I stood there staring at his balding head and some scant traces of what looked like glue, Neither knowing what to say. I smiled. He smiled. I chuckled. He snickered. At that point We both burst out laughing.” Goodnight Vince". There was no need for further conversation. "G'night Sug" he walked from the garage smiling.At that moment I
realized the importance of getting to know your neighbors. You never know who lives a few doors down, it could be a leather clad Dominatrix, or even a sexy bald headed, toupee wearing man.
In conclusion, I’ve come to accept the simple fact that I may be “The Head Bitch in Charge, and I’ve brought the biggest, baddest men to their knees, but in the end, even the smallest of creatures have the ability to teach Us a little humility.
Be good or very very bad boys and girls, Mistress Brown Sugah
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There is so little most people know about Me. So I've decided to take this time and reveal some things about My journey. I hope you enjoy!
I realized My Dominance at a very young age and
unlike most, I not only accepted it, I embraced it.
I was always aware of the fact that I enjoyed being
in control of situations, and sexually I was always
the aggressor. Simple sexual acts became unexciting,
and in order to achieve orgasm, My mind would wander
to images of men bound, gagged, beaten, whimpering
and begging. I fantasized regularly of keeping a
young man in a cage and occasionally grabbing him by
the hair and yanking him out of the cage and forcing
him to perform My will, often becoming extremely
aroused by his begging for mercy.
At the time, My thirst for knowledge was so great,
I’d go into the corner store by My house and rifle
through the porn magazines trying not to get caught , and one day stole a book with a man bound,gagged and crying on the cover. I read that thing from cover to cover and it was what would be considered hardcore today, due to the fact there was some fire play and marking involved. Twelve years old committing petty crime to know any/all I could about these bizarre, yet exciting feelings within Me.
I would subtly incorporate BDSM into My sex life
with boyfriends, and most allowed Me to do as I
pleased with little or no questions. I look back now in retrospect, and realize giving commands on how to please Me, and pulling hair shouldn’t necessarily warrant alarm so those former boyfriends probably thought I was such a vixen in bed, they didn’t complain... Although I was quite young when I had My first BDSM experience, once I took control of My partner, I had the most satisfying orgasm ever. I was hooked!
For years My tastes became more extreme as I
searched for that one boyfriend that would
acquiesce, and maybe even sincerely share My taste for BDSM. When I finally met him, he not only presented himself to Me as a slave, he had a wealth of experience and a true desire to be taken, abused, owned. Through him, I realized My true Power and became fully aware of My abilities as a Mistress. I learned so much from him, and We shared many years together, loving, growing, learning. He was transferred to Hong Kong where he serves a wondrous Mistress there, and remains a trusted and valued friend of Mine. Once he was gone, despite My being devastated by his departure, I had to move on and continue on My journey of exploration and growth. I've met many slaves over the past 20 years, none as special as My first. I've had older slaves, younger slaves, male slaves, female slaves, and they all have their own special allure and I am constantly learning from them as well. Without knowledge there is no growth, and We must constantly keep growing.
I enjoy cbt , bondage, breath control, sensory deprivation, anal play, wax play, prostate milking, orgasm control/denial, body worship, foot worship, spanking, nipple play, caging, caning, chastity and much more.
Like I've said so many times before, "I'm The Naughty Woman your conscious runs away from and The Sadistic Bitch your subconscious begs for!!
Lashes and Kisses,
Mistress Brown Sugah
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HOME!!!HOME!!!HOME!!!
It wasn't like I could just click My heels 3 times and be home, where do you think I was? OZ???
No, I had to endure a few days of pain in New York taking care of some things and then figure out a way to hobble back to Texas.
With "harry" nowhere in sight, I managed to book it out of New York and I am now resting comfortably in Texas. Well not quite...lol.
It's My birthday and despite not being able to wear a fabulous pair of shoes to celebrate in (I own over 400 pair of shoes and boots), I refuse to spend My 45th lying in bed commiserating over a few broken bones.
The festivities will last a week, because I'm Special, I deserve it, and just because I can!
I will be accompanied by My personal assistant Josie, My security/assistant Craig, and a multitude of friends and acquaintances. We will be in California, Vegas, New Orleans and Colorado. For security reasons, My specific itinerary details will remain vague at this particular time.."harry" LOL...
Happy Birthday to Me...Happy Birthday to Me..........Happy Birthday Dear Sugah, You won't see dear harry.....
Be good or very very bad boys and girls,
Mistress Brown Sugah
*a small sprinkle or a HUGE HEAPING*
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So I happily headed off to New York with a confident bounce in My step and My tools all packed up ready to take a huge bite out of the Big Apple!
Upon arrival at Laguardia Airport, I am awaiting My luggage at the carousel, when I notice a slight man shyly peeking at Me. Being a model,I am used to men looking at Me, and it is always quite flattering. Slowly this man approached Me and before you know it, he's right beside Me and introducing himself. We chatted for a bit and he mentioned he had a profile on collarme and We had a wondrous 5 minute conversation. Just as I spotted My luggage, "harry" offered to take it off of the carousel for Me, to which I declined. I mean honestly, I'm 5ft 10in, slender, toned, and a 3rd degree martial artist in judo. This guy was 5ft 6in,a little meaty and sweating profusely! Of course I was aware of the orange "heavy" ticket the airlines had placed on My suitcase, (and the $25.00 fee I had to pay for being over the weight allowance) and "harry" was not, because in one fell swoop, he had that bag off of the carousel and onto the floor....well not onto the floor exactly!
Onto My foot!Yep, that little man managed to break 3 bones in My foot and has put Me out of commission for a few weeks! So I'm out numerous appts., a brand new pair of suede knee high boots,(which they had to cut off..ugghhh), and unimaginable pain..(I'm a giver of pain...not the other way around!!!) ! So I'm asking everyone; if you see Me in your local airport, give a wave. I might whip out one of My trusty tools and use it on you, as no good deed goes unpunished! Take Care A/all! Carpe Diem......*note to self--Once My foot is healed, I owe "harry" one free judo lesson.* |
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A few examples of what was awaiting Me in My mailbox today;
Example 1:
"pink is also my favorite color,i love pink satin lingerie,pink patent leather lingerie,and sexy pink patent leather mini dresses,anything sexy thats pink i love.i also love pink patent leather thigh high boots,and pink 5" and 6" heels with eather a lockable zipper up the side,or a locking ankle strap so that i cannot take them off until im told that i can do so. "
-I don't think I'm such a lover of pink or shoes anymore!!
Example 2:
"hi mistress can u tell me if uer marryed iw ell take good care of u and marry u. i take marryage serious and its forever."
-Let's get hooked on phonics before We get hooked up!
Example 3: you think i can come and visit you. i am going to be in your area of the states at the end of Feb.
-It's September for heaven's sake!!! I could be wearing pink shoes married to Elmer Fudd by February!
I JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!!!
So I'm off to New York in few days, should be a blast! Take Care A/all ! |
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I've been berated for My decision to go Pro, and although I have no resentment, I will respond by saying, "Until you've walked a mile in My shoes, you cannot pass judgement. I am simply a Woman trying to make Her way through life with determination and all good intentions. I treat My fellow man with the utmost of Respect and make every effort to earn that Respect in return."
I will make no apologies for any choices I have made.
In the words of the great and remarkable Dr. Martin Luther King....."If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isnt fit to live. "
I'll be in touch! Whips and lashes to E/everyone. |
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I've always likened Myself to that fresh new bag of brown sugar thats nice and soft when you first open it. Then you know how some people don't seal the bag properly, and it gets hard and difficult to get a sweet spoonful? Well, dealing with the majority of the people on this site has left the bag open.
**Now I understand why so many Dommes have gone Pro! Took a while.....but I finally get it!** |
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I had a Mistress contact Me and ask if I could help Her track down Her errant slave, as he was trolling around the site contacting other Mistresses. C'mon now...Do I look like an idiot tracker? Move on Mistress! If it looks like sh*t, smells like sh*t, guess what......it isn't caviar!!
If I wanted drama, I'd watch soap operas! Sheesh! |
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So people really do read these entries!! Through My small rant, I've actually received some sensible mail from a few exceptional, intriguing people. I won't mention names, you guys know who you are! The illiterate, irate people who wrote to berate Me, well you can't please all of the people all of the time......but then again...This is about Me, isn't it? LOL |
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Sometimes I wonder if anyone reads the profile and journal entries on this site? Actually I sometimes wonder if some people can actually read. Are those the people that just look at My pictures and send Me those insignificant, <-------(yes, I know that's a tough word for some of you, sound it out, then look it up) one line messages that annoy the hell out of Me?
"hi mistress ur hot" C'mon now, what am I supposed to respond to that? I mean really!! I am benevolent <---(another good one), but I am NOT "The Make a Wish Foundation", nor am I "Mistress of the lost, wayward, confused, illiterate, broke, homeless, and insane.
Why am I wasting My time writing this journal entry, people don't read these things! |
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So good to be back on Collarme. I've relocated to Texas, maybe I will "Save a horse, Ride a cowboy!!" LOL
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Ahhh...what a breath of fresh air not having a multitude of insignificant messages in My mail box. |
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No more pics. I'd rather be contacted for My love of BDSM, My charm, wit, sense of humor, as opposed to My looks. |
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Paddles was great fun...Look forward to doing it again real soon. |
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I've decided to dust off the cobwebs and head to Paddles tonight. If you happen to see Me, say "hi", I won't bite.....or maybe I lie! |
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I wish I had a *zapper* for every time a stupid person approached Me. I'd aim My zapper at that person and press a button...then "ZAP" they'd disappear!! |
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| Age: 26 |
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