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Hello...
I'm Mistress Joan, formerly of Mistress Vixxxen's Independent House of Femme Domme.
I am an experienced lifestyle domme, with almost 8 years under my belt. I am also a business woman, a working professional that is looking for some reliable subs and slaves to ease my life stresses. I am currently looking for subs/slaves that are genuinely into servitude with a love for no-strings housework and doing odd jobs. I am not looking for novices or someone who requires a lot of maintenance. I am NOT looking for a 24/7 live in, sorry. I live in SF, and it is best that you do as well, or else live really close and have your own source of reliable transportation.
Devoted slaves only. No flakes, switches (unless you are fully aware that you would NOT be switching roles with ME... EVER) or bratty subs.
Serious inquiries only.
Must be local
Must have picture
-Mistress Joan
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Back on here after what... two years? Kinda crazy. Going to be available for online and RL sessions! I am essentially unemployed right now so I have a lot of time to play... anyone down?
We could meet at The Armory for a drink.
This website isn't very mobile-friendly so you can send messages to my personal email, provided you actually have something to say/some intention of meeting up.
I'm pretty much STILL looking for what I've been looking for, and if you aren't sure what that is then please re-read my profile. I'd really like to have a sub to do regular sessions with but that hasn't worked out thus far.
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Get on your hands and knees.
I want you to scrub my kitchen floor.
Seriously.
If you can come clean tonight, you have the job! Must be able to travel to SF if bringing own supplies that is a bonus.
Email me because it's easier for me to check via mobile on my email rather than this site...
lianemv@gmail.com
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Available for online sessions tonight! Message me for more details...
-MJ |
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OMG I am so tired!
Well I've moved again for the 1,000th time. Still in SF. I am too exhausted to go through all unread messages right now but I will try to soon.
My new place is AMAZING, but not finished. I need a chauffeur to drive me to places such as Target, IKEA, etc. so I can finish my room. It's huge and going to be a great place to potentially host certain activities... once it's all organized. Definitely already has the look going, and all my supplies and costuming are organized... feels so good!
I need someone to do some work for me, however. I need measurements taken, custom curtains made, and my FIREPLACE cleaned. Cinderella... where are you? ;) My flatmate is going out of town to Hawaii this Wednesday, so I am looking for an EXPERIENCED, OLDER slave to help me run errands and make some adjustments. I'm sorry, I just can't do novices or younger slaves any more. I am too tired and disappointed with them. In addition to being able to serve me in this manner, we could also possibly sneak in a session or a mini session in my new spot... Provided I like the activities/set the scene and all the necessary business has been taken care of. ;)
Hmmm... what's new with me... Well, next month hopefully attending some workshops at the SF Citadel and I think I want to frequent BaGG again... haven't been in ages. I think it's time to step out in the scene and meet people again, as the online thing seems to be really unreliable and frustrating.
-MJ
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Really want a sexy, young lesbian submissive to play with right now.
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I want ALL this stuff from good vibrations...! I can't remember how to add items from other sites to my amazon wishlist though, which is making me sad. :(
Can someone tell me now? That would be cool.
Well I am off to be somewhat productive right now.
-MJ |
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Why do people go out of their way to message me just to insult me or doubt my capabilities?
Sooo many haters, so little time.
Going to the club now. Later!
-MJ |
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And on a more random note...
Anyone else notice the influx of cute, young lesbian slaves on here? Meow. ;)
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I like when people read my blog before messaging me. It makes sense, don't you think?
I'm still sick, but I went to the doctor and I DO NOT have bronchitis, thankfully. What I do have is "post-nasal drip" from a MOLD ALLERGY! I live in the Haight area in SF, and the ventilation in our bathroom is NOT up to par... the result is a stubborn accumulation of mold all over the ceiling that is making its way down the walls... A slave of mine pointed out that spores were forming on the tile as well!
I need this taken care of IMMEDIATELY, or I will not get better! I am looking for someone who is willing to do this job extremely thorough... I need the mold removed and the bathroom re-painted. Apparently this is supposed to be the landlord's responsibility, but I honestly don't think he will do it as soon as I need it done. My days off this week are Wednesday and Thursday. Let me know. Also, you need to be comfortable serving in clothes. This job one would probably preferred to stay clothed anyway.
I hope you guys all had a good holiday... both of mine sucked. Well Christmas was OK I guess.
If you want to get me something for the holidays, Amazon gift certificates are always good, or we can use Pay Pal. ;) I am in need of risers for my bed frame as well as a king size mattress protector! There's also this cute black/pink frilly strap-on harness from Good Vibrations that I've been having my eye on...
Well, must be going now.
Remember - I mostly check my messages through my smart phone, so you may not get an expedient reply. Smart slaves should message me through my email at eve.mj21@gmail.com
-MJ |
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Glorious day!
Finally got a REAL sub to come clean my house. Thank God I am so sick of this stye... I wanna bake cookies and be able to take a bath in my victorian clawfoot tub!
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I'm SOOO SICK!
It seriously sucks... I think I have bronchitis. :( I am going to try and go to the doctor tomorrow, but I doubt there will be time this late of notice. Oh well... Might be up for camming today, if anyone else is...? Will post the link for the wishlist later...
Happy holidays!
-MJ |
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Okay... Obviously there has been some confusion, although I'm not sure why. Maybe I need to clarify once again.
I'm only into REAL slaves, not narcissistic exhibitionists, nor do I exist solely to fill some fetishist's fantasy. I am a real, PROFESSIONAL dominatrix and I know what I deserve and what I should be getting. Do not make false promises or offers, or I will blacklist you and tell all other dommes in the area not to fuck with your sorry piggy ass either.
Don't make plans with me and not show. Don't write me one message, then when I reply don't write back. Don't waste my precious time.
Because of all the pretentious flakes that have been writing me and making false promises, I am instituting the wish list again. You MUST purchase something from the wish list for me, and I must receive it, before I will even try to spend real time with you. This is security for me, as the past months I have wasted so much time corresponding with fakes, flakes and narcissistic fucktards that just want me to fulfill their particular fetishes.
-mistress joan |
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Um basically...
I just spent a bunch of time uploading new pictures of me, and I am not sure it worked or not. Hopefully! It's such a lazy rainy day in SF today... lounging around, waiting for my lady to get home now...
I want a glass of wine. |
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Who would be interested in having video cam sessions with me and my partner?
Watch me use an abuse her and much much more...!
Write me if this would be something you would be interested in seeing, and donating a small tribute for.
Dying to hear from you!
Also, in person sessions still available as time permits! |
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WANTED: Slave for no-strings housework TODAY. Msg me asap if you meet these qualifications: -you live in/around the SF area and have your own reliable method of transportation or know/are able to access public transportation -are a thorough CLEANER and want to serve me and Mistress Ivy TODAY. -You have your own cleaning supplies for the most part -You are not fake, a flake, or some asshole who just wants to shoot the shit MY HOUSE IS DIRTY. |
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Attn: all foot/shoe fetishists!
I'm selling my very FIRST pair of dancing shoes... 7" lucite spiked heels, in EXTREMELY worn condition! I want them to go to a very loving home... If interested contact me via email at miss.jones21@hotmail.com ... And I will send a pic if desired! They are size 7, btw...
Selling for $100 o.b.o! Contact me now before it's too late!
Oh, if you want them shipped to you cost will increase.
-MJ |
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Hello all...
WOW. A lot of crazy stuff has happened. The new place is good... but I am still not unpacked. :( Been dealing with a lot of weirdos and flakes, as usual. I do admit it is hard to serve me though because of my busy and inflexible schedule... I suppose some lucky son of a gun will come through in time.
I am supposed to FINALLY graduate school on June 20th... it's been over a year! I can't wait. That will definitely help my time situation.
Anyway, I haven't been to BaGG in AGES and am really looking for a good excuse to go, but am not going to unless I can really rally the troops, if you catch my drift.
Let's see... hmm... Am currently doing cam sessions through yahoo messenger. Name is MistressJoan87, same as on here. Hit me up if you wanna play. ;)
-MJ |
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Do you miss me writing about my crazy life? Well it would be a lot easier if I had a laptop, but I moved and basically have nothing now.
So yes, I finally made the move to the haight area... All my stuff is still in boxes, and we realized a little too late that we left the bed frame. Oh well. I want a new bedroom set anyway.
If any sub/slave has experience in no strings housework, painting, organizing, and/or carpentry AND are available to serve THIS Sunday, please contact me at miss.jones21@hotmail.com
I need my room mopped, dusted, washed, painted...
I also need someone to help me unpack and organize my stuff, wipe down all my cosmetics, iron my dresses and possibly hang some decorations.
I really want an old school Hollywood style vanity made, so anyone who wants to take on this task will be rewarded handsomly.
I also need a corner desk, shelves put up, and I'm thinking an armoire of sorts.
SERIOUS inquiries only. Don't message me if u live halfway across the world about this particular offer. You must be in sf or sf bay area, if you are not directly in sf you must be able to drive.
Still looking for the one who is not going to flake, is qualified and REALLY ready to serve instead of fufill their own selfish desires.
Thanks... Once again, email me, don't message me back on here it's too hard to check from my phone.
In your email give me your name and a little bio on your vanilla life (does not have to be detailed) as well as your experience with bdsm and the lifestyle, and any references you may have. PLEASE only message if you can serve this Sunday, or possibly Monday... During the afternoon/early evening.
Thanks.
Ok, on other news I just filmed a foot fetish video... That was fun. Making another on Monday. I'll let you know more details on how to view them when they post to the website.
What else... Lots, but I gotta get to school and I have no idea where the bus stops over here.
-mj |
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Add me on yahoo messenger... Mistressjoan87.
Let's chat! |
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1.) I think I finally got my webcam set up. Hooray! Now just figuring out how to use it... It is super old school, and I guess most laptops have a camera built in now... well mine doesn't, and to be quite honest I have never used video chat or skype or any of that. (Aren't I TERRIBLE? My lack of technological knowledge is embarrassing.)
2.) I'm sick. :( I can't shake this horrible cough! It's really messing with me... It's hard to do the simplest tasks, especially CLEANING. Where did all the volunteers for no-strings housework go? You were all stoked a month ago... shit. Argh I can barely breathe. I haven't been to the gym in almost a month. What is life coming to?!
3.) I have the tax situation under control now, thanks guys.
4.) I'm bored. I want a girlfriend. All the girls here are totally FAULTY though.
5.) I really want Starbucks. Kthxbye.
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If you can't type properly, don't send me a message. Just don't.
If you are a fucking idiot, don't message me.
If you haven't bothered to read my most recent blogs, don't message me.
If you are BORING definitely DO NOT message me.
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Moving on the 15th. I want someone to build me an old school, Hollywood style vanity with light bulbs around the mirror. I want a cute vintage chair to go with it, as well as a matching armoire.
Let's make it happen.
What else... Super busy with school and work. Am possibly doing a bdsm photo shoot tomorrow. Sounds fun. |
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Like seriously?
Ok. A little overwhelmed.
Moving again... it's a good thing... but there is so much to be done! :(
Stressed out. I need some pampering. Some R&R. Why is everyone so disappointing and typical? I need a change of scene. I need something.
Like a spa day. Or a miracle. Or something.
UGH.
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Thanks for the overwhelming response...
Kind of.
I wasn't really specific in my last posting, so let me clarify...
Things I am looking for currently:
TAX PROFESSIONAL. Not someone who just wants to log onto Turbo Tax and input all my information and click send... I could do that. My taxes are complicated this year and I want someone to sit down with me and really go over everything, itemize etc. It doesn't have to be your day job, but it would be nice. Please don't fudge your qualifications for this duty just to hang out. I'm applying for an extension so that I can hopefully find the right person for this job. ALSO... if you are expecting pay... DEFINITELY do not reply. Hahaha!
YOU: Preferably a tax professional, or at least someone really proficient in somewhat complicated tax matters. Experience with 10-99 is almost necessary.
LOCATED IN SF, or if in East Bay have own transportation and BE RELIABLE. I would prefer someone located in SF but if a more qualified candidate resides nearby would be willing to work with.
Also need:
Someone to CLEAN. Stop with the flakiness. Those who have replied to clean for me... can you please step it up a notch? There are very few messages that stand out from the bunch, and considering I usually check this site from my iphone it is hard to keep track of who is who because all of your messages are PATHETIC. Stop with the three sentence paragraphs begging me to let you be your houseboy... that is not convincing. Have any of you ever applied for a job?! I want some bio, some description of your abilities and what you have to offer! Sell yourself! I am threw with replying to mundane messages.
Also need:
A chauffeur. Must be in SF area or really near. I need a ride bitch. I call, you be there. Late night, early morning... whenever I want. If you think that being berated while doing me favors sounds like fun to you, hit me up.
My school and work schedule is VERY BUSY. Please make your messages WORTH MY FUCKING TIME. I am a real domme, and I don't deal with bullshit. My time is far to precious to spend on you driveling snotheads anyway, so please give me a reason to continue to do so and stop being such an incredible ANNOYANCE. DO SOMETHING. FOR ME. Kthx.
Also, if anyone is selling/knows someone who is selling gently used MacBooks for a GOOD price... let me know. I'm shopping for a new laptop.
All my love, (AND HATE!)
MJ
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I need someone to do my taxes. I have a w-2 and a 10-99 this year and I need help. Trades?
Oh, I'm also almost done with school. So that's good.
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Hello, MJ here at last...
Been really busy going to school. Moved twice. Now am in SF, but still have developing in call in the east bay.
What I need right now: Slaves experienced in DEEP CLEANING. I really need someone to scrub my new apt. from top to bottom. Located near downtown SF. Just some no-strings housework... do you think you could handle it? Ideally person would come once a week.
I'm too busy for this shit!
xox,
MJ
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I want to be bigger than guns, bigger than cigarettes.
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Sorry I have not been on the site in forever. MK has been on vacation, and I haven't really been doing anything independently.
I think I am going to go to a fetish club on Wednesday though to try and sell some raffle tickets for this burlesque class that I am taking... If you are in the San Francisco area on Wednesday night, I am talking about Bondage a Go Go. I'll be there to play, but mostly to network, and possibly dance and have a couple shots. Eh who knows.
I really need a car and a laptop. And my own space. I have decided that everything I want to do is nearly impossible without these things. I hate depending on others but feel I am forced to do so in my current situation. Harsh. I want to go to school, but it is seemingly impossible to come up with the money one way or another... I can't take out a loan without a cosigner, and I don't have any family as an option.
I want to do so many things but nothing ever seems to get all the way done, it's sooo annoying. I really need to win the lottery and live my dream life now, thanks.
Wow. I just heard a gunshot in my quiet suburban neighborhood. Maybe I should call the police. Maybe it was a car backfiring.
I can't concentrate and all I want to do is fuck and smoke a blunt and have any and all distractions with me right now. I am totally stressed out about... the WORLD. And LIFE. And being 21 and confused and not knowing what the hell I want to do exactly or how I am going to accomplish it.
I try not to trip out because I know that that won't help my situation in the slightest, but I can't help but replay possible scenarios over and over in my head... I just don't know how to get started.
There has to be some way around this part. There HAS to be. I'm not looking for a scam, I just want to know how it is done. The rags to riches stories. I want to know how I can do this...
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Fuck the haters! You only make me more famous. :)
It's all good though because I'm here hanging out with Mistress Kima and our new maid, Christine.
Soon I'll be eating pasta salad, smoking a blunt and enjoying this clean abode. For those who are still seeking a fun, serious, sexy domme, there may still be a chance for you.
I have recovered from my disappointment from my last interviews bailing on me and am ready to start anew. Interviews to be held next week, times to be announced... the day will most likely be on Tuesday or Friday, late afternoon or evening, although I would prefer the morning, but I understand that most people have the traditional 9-5 working schedules and I respect that.
I can't wait to find the missing puzzle pieces to my life as a serious lifestyle domme. :)
Pro sessions still and always available, you know where to message me.
My life... let's see, I'm taking a burlesque class and will be performing this year with the Hot Pink Feathers in Carnival in SF! Excited? I know I am!
What else... checking out a casting call for a reality TV show called Rad Girls. Maybe it will be promising, maybe not. I'd rather have my OWN reality tv series but that's another project in the making...
Been thinking about relocating to L.A. a lot. I want to go to school down there, but I don't want to leave the bay... :( Or the few people I care about here. Will meditate on it.
Dungeon is coming along cool...still need some basic supplies but have come up with a few great tools. Still need furniture.
It's becoming harder and harder for me to get on the computer regularly to check my messages, so please forgive any late responses.
All my love (AND HATE!),
MJ
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One person can ruin it for everyone.
Or rather, it was MORE than one. Why is everyone such a fucking wanker? Seriously I am SO sick of this that I will NOT be going out of my way to schedule any more formal interviews.
If you want the opportunity to serve it will now only be pro sessions, cam sessions, etc. because I have taken WAY too much time out of my life to schedule these interviews that everyone seems to bail on.
I am at a loss, it's like... fuck it. The only person that showed up to an interview with me was pretty much a God-send and she will be serving soon... lucky her!
The rest of you... I'm pissed! How RUDE!
Wankers: Don't talk to me, seriously.
-MJ |
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Interview update:
Interviews will be re-scheduled to THIS Friday (and possibly next Friday if we have overflow)
2/27/09!
Interviews will take place near San Leandro in-call location at approximately 3:00p.m.! These are individual interviews, so they will start at this time and end around 4:00-5:00p.m.
If I have discussed the possibility of face-to-face interview with you, please message me to receive an interview time! I am trying to keep this as organized as possible, thanks!
I am super excited!
If you have just read this, it is not necessarily too late to serve. Send me a message, but make sure to read all my information first to see if we might be a good match.
All my love (AND HATE!),
MJ
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Sorry about all the confusion, folks.
I have been communicating to a lot of you through this site as well at my regular email, and I think that has been confusing me because of people's real names and aliases.
IF I have already been talking to you about one of the servitude positions, and we have agreed to meet and interview, and we are communicating through both this site and my regular email, please send me a message clarifying all the names you have been using and a picture just so I can organize the interviewing process. I have had an overwhelming amount of responses and have hand-selected those I want to deal with.
If you were not selected it was because you are either a novice, too far away, boring, didn't impress me in some way or another and yeah... if you send me a one line email with no picture or profile, what makes you think I am going to go out of my way to respond? Imbeciles.
I still need equipment built. Building the equipment (loft bed, st. andrew's cross, probe box) would require you actually constructing the equipment and well, BUILDING it. Not helping... you honestly think I have the time to do this bull shit? I don't need someone to HELP me. I want someone to DO it while I sit in a chair and laugh at you, alternating verbal slurs with hitting you in the ass with a riding crop.
GET IT?
Other things... ah yes, my amazon wishlist. You can ALWAYS serve by helping me get supplies for my new in-call location. It's a good way to get my attention if you complete SUCK at writing... peons. (And if you are good at writing AND do this... well, I'll love you that much more.)
Here's a link:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2CZXOIU1ACQSM/ref=lst_llp_wl-head
What else... I want to get into more modeling since Suicide Girls royally SUCKS and won't delete my hacked account and completely exploited my pictures without ANY gain to me... like, wtf? So if you have the connects hit me up. And by connects I mean LEGITIMATE modeling stuff... no fetishists with a camera that takes hobby photos, you dig? Unless you are a fetishist that wants personal photos and has LEGITIMATE connections. If you don't understand all that, please don't bother writing me about it, because that would just prove your disgusting mental incompetence. :)
Another thing... am I on freeze? Did I not mention that I am a lifestyle AND pro domme? Because I am. If you have an issue with that, then don't play with me.
And ANOTHER thing... Hi. My name is Mistress Joan. I am a Domme. I want to whip you, spank you, pull your hair... but I DON'T want a boyfriend! I DON'T want to have sex with you... well, at least in the traditional sense of vaginal intercourse! I am NOT a working girl. I am NOT here for casual hook ups. I am here to build meaningful relationships with both people I want as friends as well as domme/sub relationships. Do NOT message me wanting casual kinky sex... I am NOT a ho with a whip... go pick up the Penny Saver and jack off to that you fucking WANKER!
And if anyone knows any good plastic surgeons, message me. I am in the process of searching. Preferably local, Bay Area, but am willing to travel to southern Cali if it's all good.
All my love (AND HATE!),
MJ
Last thoughts: I want a cocktail dress and an evening gown. I want to go to the Gothic prom. I want to go to an absinthe party. Okay, bye.
P.S. I don't know how to make the html in this journal entry so that is it more legible. Fuck my life.
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Stay away FAKES and GREEDY "SUBS"!
Ew. Like, hello... some people do NOT understand the power exchange. I am not some kink factory that is made to fulfill whatever fantasies YOU have.
I don't get why some people think they can take and not give, especially to ME. If anyone is going to take, it is going to be ME. Good God.
Anyway, I am in need of some carpentry skills. I want a loft built in exchange for humiliation and other delicious play. Who's game?
Houseboy positions are still technically open, doing the interview process now. No novices for these positions, sorry. I will session with novices but for my primary servitude will be wanting experienced players.
All my love (AND HATE!),
MJ |
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I think I accidentally deleted my primary profile picture, but a new one should be approved soon.
MJ IS BACK!
And is looking for pro and lifestyle slaves to play with... read updated profile information please!
What else... just been working a shit load at my regular 9-5, have been out of the game for awhile, but missed it so and had to come back. Can never stay away for long.
I need some slaves to help me paint a room while I sit in a chair and drink vodka sodas with my fellow domme. I also need a subbie to lug heavy furniture up a long flight of stairs.
Who's game?
-MJ
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Hi all...
Things in my life right now are changing, and I regret to inform you that I am no longer looking for a regualr play partner outside of my pro sessions.
I have been forced to prioritize a little differently, since things in the dungeon have been dismally slow. (Maybe you should get your ass IN THERE, and then I wouldn't be forced to compromise myself! Thanks!)
At any rate, I am just too busy and er, not economically able to take on play partners right now. I am still working in the dungeon though, so definitely hit me up if you want to play, we can still have a lasting and satisfying relationship. :) I would like that very much.
Sorry my responses to messages are really slow, I am not able to access this website a lot do to current living situations and lack of a personal computer.
Anyway, you can still message me if you have any details and I'll get back to you as soon as I am able.
Friends on the site, I promise to divulge you with details of my life sooner or later. Unfortunately, it will probably be later rather than sooner.
All of my love (AND HATE!),
MJ
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I am so annoyed. I am trying to build this profile and add pictures, but all my pictures are being denied because I didn't take them myself. I don't know why this site only accepts shitty camera phone pictures of people... hello! That's not an accurate depiction of what most people look like anyway! I am peeved because I have also seen other professional pictures of people posted on the site, which means their pictures got approved and I don't know why.
Oh well. SUCKS.
Also today was slow as hell and I have cramps.
SUCKS.
I wish there was a slave around right now, because I really feel like administering some severe physical punishment. Hmmph!
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