When live gives you lemons you're supposed to make lemonade. But how do you buy the sugar with no money?

Yes, I am owned already. I'm sorry none of you were quick enough to grab me when you had the chance. I love obeying my master and do what I can to make him happy.

Ok just so everyone is clear yes i realize I have flaws. You don't need to point them out to me I see them in the mirror every day. However my flaws make me who I am. If you don't like the way I look you can move to the next page and you surely don't have to send me a message being a complete ass. Thanks