You wouldn't think one would need a FAQ, but given the messages I get in my inbox, I thought I'd toss some pearls of advice and information before the next message was delivered.
1) There will be no mention of ‘oral worship’, ‘queening’, ‘oral service’ or treating cunnilingus like it’s the holy grail of what all dommes want. I don’t care how good you are with your tongue, it’s not my thing because it feels itchy.
2) For that matter assume whenever you say ‘worship’ I hear ‘slobber on’ and adjust accordingly.
3) Locking you into strict chastity and never letting you orgasm implies I never want to have anything to do with you sexually. No, at all. If this is your fantasy you’d better play a mean hand of crazy eights and do all the locking yourself.
4) I usually don’t paint my toenails. Nope. You’d be amazed how often I get asked this one.
5) You may have dreamed of a strict mistress, who is harsh and cruel, but I’m pretty easy going and way too distractible. ‘ooo, shiny things and puppies!’ Telling me that I embody this ideal will get embarrassed, slightly insulted giggles. Are you calling me a bitch?
6) I’m not a Goddess. There is no goddess within me, which you can worship through service to me. What there is in me is an atheist who can’t keep a straight face.
7) I’m not a professional. Any activity is strictly amateur. Ergo demanding I plan a session with you right away is like approaching a vanilla woman for sexy-time. What are you, crazy?
8) I don’t own a lot of high heeled shoes. The ones I do own tend to make me teeter around and get sore feet.
9) The female gender is not superior. Implying we are is sexist, and sort of a cruel joke, given the general global status of women. My beliefs in equality mean that I think women are just as dumb, morally suspect and violently inclined as males are, and I'll back this up with data.
10) Asking a domme to take on a complete newbie sub and guide him into the right way to do things is asking me to do your homework. It’s okay to be new, but this is the era of the internet, and a time of great publishing freedom.
