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Pictures AND audio clips ...I'm so spoiled and so wet. Pretty boys begging gets me hot under the collar and in my pants ;) |
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Don't moan about there being no interested women on this site when your profile picture looks like the background of a news item with the headline "...found 12 severed hands in his microwave" |
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When he sends me pictures of himself, all trapped behind pretty pink plastic, I start to vibrate with joy. What I wouldn't give to slap the fuck out of that fucking cage. |
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Evening, perverts. There seems to be a lot of you in cages at the moment, all very lovely..but don't forget, even if you're not allowed to touch, get yourself milked so you don't get ill x |
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It would seem that people like reading my journal entries so much that they actually sit and read ALL of it. ALL OF IT! That's a lot of entries (if you'll pardon the pun).
Maybe I should give them to somebody to publish, make some money of you perverts ;) |
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No, Shane, I don't want to see a close up of your bum hole. I mean, thanks for thinking of me, but I've never spoken to you before and, quite frankly, it's a bit disconcerting to open up a message and find a great big hairy bum hole staring at you.
Yes, I can see why you're finding it difficult to meet a woman.
If you're OPENING with the bum hole...where is there left to go?? |
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LORD save me from Doms who see Dommes as some kind of "challenge". I don't care much for you talking to me like some kind of Victorian Hypnotist doing an impression of Russell Brand on Mogadon.
I don't know, maybe some women are easily beguiled by leather trousers and an over use of ellipsis but I am not, so, please, save yourself the time and the bother and the affected personality and jog on. |
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I love you so much that I literally want to reach inside of you. If I begged a little, would you let me hurt you some more? |
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Is there anything nicer than crowding a boi? Caging him in with your arms...breathing on his neck..biting down then flipping him over and fucking him. *sigh |
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Jeesh, how about the insecure hipster faux intellectuals give me a break for a minute? I'll save you the time. I don't give a fuck about your opinion, I don't want to engage with you and I don't want to feed into your need for attention. You're an actual moron. |
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Let me hurt you whilst I fuck you and I'll love you more than you've ever been loved |
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I wonder why some of us feel the way we do. Why do I want to make somebody helpless and exposed? Why do I find the idea of hurting somebody, exciting? Well, no, I like the idea of somebody loving me hurting them...I don't think punching a stranger in the face would have the same effect. |
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I want to carve my name onto you. |
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I want a boi. On his knees. I want to pull his hair and bite his neck and I want to tie him up and make him beg. So fucking pretty. |
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Log on to send a few messages.
DELUGE of messages come in at once from France and Iceland. WOAH THERE...Have you all just woken up at the same time with massive erections?? |
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I'm all wound up and I've watched all of my pretty cocks cumming videos. I can't help it.. I like the sounds boys make when they cum.. I do like a vocal boy :) |
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I've been very ill. Sympathy please. :( |
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Such a good boy. Will you keep being good for me? Be well behaved and still? Show me how well you can take what I give you, because you're so beautiful like this, trying so hard for me. You should be proud of yourself because I'm proud at how happy you are making me. Absolutely perfect for me. :) |
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Love it when you find somebody who can do dirty talk really, really well. |
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Been out and about again. No cocktails this time. Just cock hahah. |
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Why are so many profile pictures of arses? Just close ups of naked bumholes? yurch. |
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Maybe I'll start selling stuff...like £50 for a recording of me having a mind shattering orgasm as I call out your name. I could make AT LEAST £12.40 |
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Oh my LORD. Do me a favour and keep your leather biker boots and your exposed nipples and your greasy long hair away from my inbox. WHY must there be blokes stalking around like their cocks are made of platinum claiming to be Doms when they are, in fact, just cunts?
Blah blah, all women are weak toys, yada yada, all women were made to serve men. etc etc
Fucking fuck the fuck off to fuck town you pompous, limp dick, can't get a woman unless I drug her, butt hurt asshat before I slam dunk your balls onto a mother fucking rusty spike. |
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it's times like these when I wish I was one of them findommes because I need to raise £5000 rather quickly lol |
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Stomping around the Savoy...I may have had a few cocktails;) |
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boys look and sound beautiful when they cum |
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I love me a boy with a praise kink. *sigh* |
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I just had a message from a guy that said, "I can cum in my pants". I mean, that's great, but on the list of impressive skills..that's really nothing to shout about....unless his pants are on the other side of the room. |
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There are times when I want to play but I know that I shouldn't. I like screams and moans and I like to twist a little harder, play a little rougher and plunge a little deeper and there are times when I can go do far. Seeking out the comfort of a submissive, I can get lost in it. Today feels like one of those days. |
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I had so many presents for Christmas that I should be embarrassed... But I'm not, because I fucking love getting presents and I deserve them all because, you know, I'm so fucking awesome ;) |
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I found my lips picture. YAY!!!
Happy New Year everybody. x |
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I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!! |
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Yeah.....Don't send me a message calling me "Mistress" and don't send me one of those "in character" messages about how you know your place and how women are superior blah blah blah blah.
Those are lines from The Game..And I don't play The Game..I'm a person, a real person who likes to talk to other real people. So, don't waste your time..because there is no point in me talking to you if you feel you have to play a character to get some attention. |
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I fucking love Christmas!!! And not just because people buy me presents ;) |
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Stop calling yourselves slaves. It's offensive. And stupid. And makes you look like a cunt. A fucking idiotic bag of dicks. |
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Look. If you're one of those super serious, brooding, "Your breath is more important than my entire existence" kind of subs.. then honestly.. I'll save you some time. You're not going to get a response from me.
This lifestyle is strange and silly and LORD knows there are times when you do things that, if you didn't at least giggle, you'd go crazy.
So. Happy for you and your black and white pictures of people bound up along with your cock in a cage.. but there is no point in talking to me. |
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Now THIS is the way to this woman's heart!
https://tinyurl.com/yb46j4ah
PHHWWAAARRR!!!! |
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if you can't laugh when you've got somebody balls deep into a Black Forest Gateaux, fucking the cream out of it...then when can you??? |
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Bored in a hotel in Hemel Hempstead. ..God I live the good life |
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Sometimes I am petulant and sulky (I know, hard to imagine) be warned..I am in that kind of mood now..demanding. I want presents. I don't have enough presents. I like presents. |
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Two new toys. Used them both at the same time. I came so hard I think I died for a bit. |
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Been away from here for a looong time. Being busy takes all the fun out of fucking about. And I LOVE fucking about..who doesn't??? |
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Spending my Sunday drooling over watches. I love watches. Men with a good watch on their writs are amazingly sexy. I am not a fan of women's watches.. they are always too small and tiny. I like a fucking big, metal strap watch which clinks against the handcuffs ;) |
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You know, there just aren't enough pictures on here that are close ups of ball sacks. You can never have enough, right? I mean. What this place really needs is more, out of context shots of hairy, wrinkly man balls. It's certainly the way forward. |
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All I want is a helicopter and a few diamond trinkets and a couple of thousand pounds to play with...Is that REALLY too much to ask??? ;) |
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bought lube and more latex gloves. Going to be a GOOD night! ;) |
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If you're on here as a "Dom" and you want to spend your time messaging Dommes with your mysterious, David Blaine, dark and brooding act desperately trying to persuade us that ALL women as submissive and that you could use your "power" to tame us. Then it just proves that you are NOT a real Dom..you're just an asshole.
Ironically being a Dominant isn't about Dominance, it's about communication, trust and give and take. If you are missing that..then you really are just a cunt on a power trip and I have no time for you. |
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I'm sorry...But no D/s act could ever come as close to being as satisfying as getting a 5 point question on Only Connect and solving the Wall in record time. |
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For the love of GOD, please save me your bad acting skills and your fucking character work. If you can't have a conversation as yourself and if you need a "character" to be able to enjoy some kinky play..maybe you're not really into this as you think you are. |
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I am not interested in people banging on about being slaves. And TPE in unworkable when you have a job and a social life. Jog on! |
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Maybe it's me. Maybe I am too "rational" but do you REALLY think the place for sending out "love and prayers to Las Vegas" is a site where perverts come to find women willing to them in the ass with a dildo as they coke on a ball gag and cum in a teddy bear? |
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Lord save me from delusional "slave" messages. "ohhh, make me suck a cock" "keep me tied in the basement" "I have no safe words".
Do me a favour! Get your head out of your ass. Most of us have jobs. Lives. We can't be adding imprisonment to our daily tasks..we need to buy milk and cat food.
And nobody can "make" you suck a dick. If you wanna suck a dick, then go to a club, find a willing dick and go to town on it.. don't feel you have to deny your sexuality and say that the mean woman "made" you do it.
GAH! |
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Nothing says you've made it like a holiday Inn in an industrial estate. Wooohoooo I |
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Lord save me. I just tripped over a cat toy and landed with one foot in the cat litter. Luckily it wasn't "used" but I laughed and I laughed and I laughed. |
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And all he has to do is blink a few words on a screen and I am literally vibrating with want. Why technology hasn't evolved enough for me to reach into the screen and choke his submission into me??? All I can think about is how beautiful red and purple would look around his neck. |
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Urch..I can't think of anything worse that being "worshipped"..My God, imagine that!! Some guy moon faced expression continuously gawking at you. Agreeing with everything you say and following you around all of the time all misty eyed and annoying.
I also don't believe in "female supremacy" because, well, that's fascism. The "women" who say they are into that (and I say "women" because I suspect a lot of them are bored men) are probably just cunts who have found an acceptable lifestyle loophole |
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Another bad day means another dark play date. |
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I do like to deduce people. It's fun. |
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I'm in one of those hateful and dangerous moods where not even a safeword will save you. I wouldn't even be able to hear it over the pumping of my hot blood. |
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Nothing says I'm a scary Domme than a woman who falls up the stairs because she tripped over a shower gel and then proceeds to go back DOWN the stairs with her ass hitting each one as she goes. *frowny face* |
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I find it interesting that with all the progress the LGBTQ community is making, that people who have other sexual or emotional kinks are still viewed as horrible perverts. |
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No. Please. Do tell me what a stuck up bitch I am for not replying with my phone number and address along with a desperate need to service all of your perverted little needs! |
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Until I get myself under control, I can't be with him. Everything about him makes me want to tap into that side of me that is uncontrollable, to beat him, to fuck him, to cut him and to make him cry. Until I can trust myself to stop...I can't start. |
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Nah. You're ordinary. You're on the side of the angels. |
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So busy. Too busy for any kind of fun and it's making me grumpy |
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Today I thought I'd try some double stimulation. So I put in one of my favourite vibrators and then, with it inside me, buzzing away, I applied my Hitachi to my clit. I settled back to watch one of my favourite videos and within what could only have been a minute I was taken by surprise by one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had! It appeared from nowhere and turned me into a spasming mess! I think my back may have bent in half.
I am DEFINITELY going to be doing that again! |
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I may very well go back to selling audio files of me reading filthy stories or edging masturbation instructions. They were always fun. lol |
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DAMN IT TO FUCK! I need £2,000! It's times like these when I wish I was a FinDomme...I'm sure I could squeeze that much out of a few cash pigs lol |
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Dear Total Stranger Domme
The following is a list of my fetishes and preferences as I like to approach friendships and possible sexual encounters as though I were ordering a happy meal at McDonald's.
CBT
Breath play
Bondage
Assplay
Cross Dressing
Forced bi
Spanking
Strap on
I won't ask you anything about yourself as my gratification within this kink is more important than yours. How about a close up picture of a butt plug in my pasty ass to really get you in the mood?
Please arrange a time when we can meet and you can do all the things that I like on my list and even though I have approached you as though you were a whore at my disposal, I need to make it clear that I am NOT into payment, blackmail or findommes. They are SUCH FAKES!
Regards
Nearly ever Sub on this fucking stupid site. |
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Hair kink. I DEFINITELY have a hair kink. Something to pull and grab and yank about. Yup. Thinking about it. It is certainly something I need to explore. |
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I think I'm getting a little obsessed with this whole prostate thing. I MAY have spent a small fortune on equipment and toys. |
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Sometimes I like to be told what to do. To get on my knees, to open my mouth so that my face can be fucked...and once he's said all of that aloud, I laugh at him, tie him up and fuck him in the ass with a strap on. Yeah, nobody tells me what to do ;) |
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OMG! And I don't use that term lightly. Thank you to one of my lovely online friends here who just, out of nowhere, bought me the MOST amazing watch. Didn't expect anything in return, it was just a nice gesture. Just when you think this place is the worst...somebody does something nice. |
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Please don't message me if you want to be a "slave". I find it offensive. I have no interest in some random, meaningless power play. I like to have fun.. I like my bois to have fun. |
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The milking videos I was watching last night were strictly educational, you understand. If you think for one SECOND that I was getting turned on by the sounds the men were making as they were being finger fucked and milked then you are mistaken.. I SAID YOU WERE MISTAKEN!!!!! |
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Back from the pub, watching videos of women milking prostates. FUN TIMES! |
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No, please, give me a longer list about all of the things that YOU want..I find it fascinating. |
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If you send me a message out of the blue informing me of all of the things you like having done to you, then you're assuming that I'm just going to blindly do them do you without knowing you.
You know what that is like? Just walking up to a person in a bar with your cock out and expecting a hand job.
Let me spell this out to you...
I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOUR KINKS ARE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU WANT TO BE SPANKED ON SKYPE. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU WANT TO PUT ON STOCKINGS AND BE SPANKED LIKE A NAUGHTY SCHOOL GIRL.
I'm not into kink. I'm into people. |
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Me and one of my lovely boys here have managed to get ourselves into some kind of cake fetish. The idea of making a dirty mess with lots of cake and frosting and then eating it and rolling around in it seem like SO MUCH FUN! |
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I am really not into subs looking for Dommes who are married or have a girlfriend. If you don't have the balls to talk to your partner about this side of your sexuality then you're a coward.
The amount of subs I talk into chatting to their partners who then turn out to fucking LOVE dominating them means that, if you gave them a chance, they would probably be up for a bit of unwinding with you. |
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WOW! There are so many academics on here...do you think that BDSM and PhD go together somehow? That kinky sex is, in some way, on a higher level than vanilla sex and so attracts the brain as well as the cock/cunt? |
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I fear that in the coming weeks I shall be spending less time here...sometimes life gets in the way of fun |
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Fuck me in the ass..that was a fucking hot few days. I feel sorry for the poor BDSM guys who go around in the leather and the PVC...the smell at the end of the day must have been vomit worthy.
I sat in my pyjamas and ate ice lollys. Hmmmmm... ice lolly. |
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Just read a profile where a sub said one of his HARD limits was "Miners"...He didn't say what type.. I am going to say tin...tin miners are the WORST! |
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Was commented upon that it is odd for a Domme to wear cuffs. I wear chunky leather cuffs most of the time, I find them comforting and heavy.. plus I can hook my boy onto them whenever I want to. But I don't see cuffs as a form of submission. If anything, I think they are a thing of comfort.
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Today I am full of mischief... MISCHIEF!!! |
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If you're going to send me a message, then FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, don't paste me in a version of War and Peace! I won't read it. who has time to read a list of clichés and dull "poetic" language?
A simple "hello, how are you today?" is fine! |
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I think I may have a praise kink. Hmmmm. |
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Okay..now a picture of a cock with the jap's eye full of cotton wool. o_O |
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Why has that man dipping his cock in a tiny pot of strawberry yoghurt? How is that sexy? HOW IS THAT SEXY!??!? |
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Getting a lot of young subs coming through. Always happy to point the way and give advice, but some of them.. YIKES! |
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Just got a message from somebody offering "spank coockhole games!"
I wonder what coockhole games are.
Intriguing. |
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I appreciate the need some people feel to show their love and support for the victims of the Manchester terror attacks. But. You know. Having an "I love Manchester" or "I stand with Manchester" logo as a profile picture which, when clicked, is followed by a picture of an erect cock squashed against laced panties might be seen as a tad inappropriate.
HEY! Perverts and deviants, stop fisting yourselves for a moment. Dave, take your cock out of that pasty, Susan, remove that cucumber from your cunt and Roy, if you could stop bumming that rubber goat for a second...we need to stop and think of the victims of terrorist attacks for a bit.
If nothing else, it shows the unimaginable stupidity of some of the people on this site.
Idiots. |
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Now. Your message says that you are bright and intelligent and more than up for a conversation of interesting debate. But. Your profile picture of your cock poking through a slice of white bread tells me otherwise.... |
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And there goes another one. Freaked out be my finding out who he was. It's not as if I'm going to come down and stalk anybody. I just like working things out, I like puzzles, people are puzzles.
Maybe I'll just stick to looking at profile pictures of arses with big wobbly dildos hanging out of them! |
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I see you...but most of all I see through you... so don't try it with your BS
If you're nice to me I'll make you happy...if you're not, I'll make you into shoes. ;) |
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I like finding new and interesting people. Smart people. It's then I start to hope that they continue chatting to me once they realise I'm not up for any shenanigans.
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Oh! You'd like to message me with a long and pointless drone about how you are submissive and how you are desperate for my attention and that you will do whatever it is I want even though I don't know you and we both know that it's the same copy and paste you wing out to anybody with a Domme title.
JEEEEESH!
Where have all the humans gone? I'm not a commodity! |
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sometimes I don't realise how scary I can be ;) |
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Thank you to one of my lovely boys for the epic gift. I don't want to know how much it costs, but the box says it all. It's nice to be appreciated :) |
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May already?? where does the time fly? New toys arrived today...so today is a GOOD day! |
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Tonight he got to cum, now he's sleeping like a little angel ;) |
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I seem to be very popular in Norway and Sweden at the moment o_O |
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If a "sub" messages you with angry rhetoric and insults out of nowhere..It shows that he's not a sub, he's just a cunt with a kink. |
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You do look so beautiful when you dance around.
I bet you think it's all a wonderful game until I take it too far and then, suddenly, it's not about your mewling and your subconscious manipulation to try and get me to "force" you into the things you already want, it's about what I want.
And what I want is to not give one fuck about what you think you want, but to give you what I know you need.
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God, I'm so fucking bored. |
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No, I don't do Skype sessions
No, I don't want to talk to you somewhere else
No, I'm not looking for a slave.. I'm never looking for a slave..I find the idea of "slave" abhorrent.
Yes, I am rather clever but fake flattery won't get you anywhere
Yes, I do like to talk about stuff other than whips and chains and welts and bruises
No, I'm not angry all of the time, I just lack the patience for idiocy
No, I'm not interested a Dom trying to make me submissive...trust me, it DOES NOT work
Yes, I enjoy inflicting different kinds of pain..but ONLY if the other person also enjoys it.
If you REALLY want to know what I'm doing when you send me a message....*whisper* I'm probably playing Angry Birds. |
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Just had a guy message me with "I like your profile, I would like to progress forward"
Progress forward??
What is this? I fucking used car showroom?
HOW. MANY. TIMES??
You don't walk up to a stranger and say, "I see you have a vagina, I want to shove my cock into it" and then get pissy when she punches you in the balls.
Anybody who messages me with "I want to serve you now" or "Talk to me on Skype and make me do tasks" etc is just going to get automatically deleted, along with the boring cunts who copy and past overly long life stories.
Want to talk to me? Then fucking talk to me. Don't have to be a total dick about it.
Yes, I'm a Domme..a fucking good one, but I'm still a person, for fuck's sake. |
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Fuck me, I just had the most intense orgasm. I thought I was going to pass out. The chemistry of the body and brain is a wonderful thing, you can't predict what it's going to love and what is going to light you up.
SO fucking beautiful, I love it when they are fully broken. |
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Just before bed I like to look at lovely new toys online. It makes me have such lovely dreams. |
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Do you remember conversation? That exchange of ideas and "getting to know you" thing that happens every single fucking day?
How about this. How about instead of just assuming that I am some commodity here to help you get your perverted little rocks off, instead of thinking that you can message me with your picture and a "how can I serve you?" message and instead of just assuming that any old sub will do me...TRY SAYING HELLO!
If you think you can send me a message telling me (or rather copied and pasted) how much my profile made you fizzy in your special place along with a plea, which is tantamount to "how about it?" Then think again.
Unless that's how you usually look for potential sexual partners, just walk up to a stranger and say, "hey, I like eating dog food with a toy train up my ass...wanna watch", in which case, you can jog on as well.
What that does is makes me see that, to you, this is just an exchange of kink, you don't want to know the person, you want Mummy to tell you you've been naughty and "make" you do terrible things as punishments...terrible things which you have secretly been wanting all along.
So. If you can't string a sentence together, move along.
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Let's get one thing straight. If you're on here as a Dom or a Domme and you message other Dom/mes with straight up pantomime villain shit like, "you'd be better served as my fuck meat" or other such laughable things..then you're not a Dom/me - you're just a cunt.
Same goes to Dom/mes who message subs on here with unsolicited messages of violence or nonsense. It's bad enough that we live in a society which can't tolerate kinks in sexual preference without you cunt wagons making it worse with your attitude and your stupid leather outfit.
The D/s relationship is mutual. It's slowly nurtured. If you're just a misogynist or a misandrist and you can take your fucked up "mummy-didn't-love-me-so-I'll-punish-them all" crap and take it to the Weatherspoons pub chain where it belongs. |
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" Please be aware that journal entries critical of other users and lists of "bad" users are violations of our terms of service."
EVERYBODY ON HERE IS A CUNT!
yeah, how'd ya like me now!!?? #BadGirl |
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Cock, cock, cock in panties, cock, out of focus cock, weird looking red cock, cock, tiny cock, oh cocktail umbrella.....down the bellend of a cock, man in stockings, cock on a chopping board (ouch), close up of a vagina that looks like processed ham, cock, old man standing next to a rock (make more of an effort)... |
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Thumbing through profiles here, it's like looking through the Argos catalogue of perverts. |
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If you've got slave in your profile, I'm not interested. Nobody should be interested and if you have it you need to have a think about what that word really means. |
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It's always sweet when a sub emails you with things like, "could you please help me to explore my new found sub side?" or "I'm new at this and a bit shy". And then you see their profile picture is them holding their cock with one hand and driving a shoe down the end of it with another. Yeah fella, I see that you are most certainly the shy and retiring type. o_O |
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There are a lot of pictures of balls on here. Just saying. A lot of balls. |
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Got a lot done this week.. I'm pretty proud of myself. In fact, I think I'll give myself a pat on the back. |
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Yes, yes, you bought yourself some leather trousers. Blah blah all women are bitches, yada yada yada misogyny dressed up as a Dom. Do me a favour, don't bother me, I'm really not interested in becoming embroiled in your stupid, childish fantasy. |
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If I read a message from a stranger that says "Goddess" or "Princess" or "Mistress" I get annoyed. Just because a person is a "Domme" doesn't mean you need to bugger about with all that bollox..that is, if she is a REAL Domme.
Panto Dommes, hustlers and bored housewives demand this level of grovelling from total strangers, these are the ones who will take your money and run, so you attract what you put out there.
As it happens I AM a Goddess, but you won't know that if you don't get to know me, and you won't get to know me if you clutter up my inbox with generic "i am not worthy, oh hail mighty She-ra" cock wombleness. |
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I love presents, I love presents, I love presents, I love presents.
Who got a new shiny fuck me that's expensive watch? I DID !!!
WOOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!! |
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I think I'm going to pass on your offer to show me a video of you setting fire to your balls...I don't want to have to make a call to emergency services that starts, "some guy on the internet just flayed his ballbag RIGHT off. |
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There are A LOT of pictures of hairy asses on here...Some of the men are just as bad. BOOM! |
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People decided, last minute, not to buy my house :( Now I am stuck here and I can't go on holiday. Such a sad panda..cheer me up, please. :( |
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You know, I thought that profile pictures of dangling cocks was off putting..I take it back..the new batch of "here is my bum hole" pictures are worse.
Also..why is there a sudden influx of men dressed like pirates?
Odd. |
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What is all this collarme Collarspace bollox about? Something about the wrong level of pervert? Or the wrong pervert tone? You're all a bunch of perverts..dirty, dirty, DIRTY, pervs....Not me though, I'm here for research. |
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Watching the dom being interviewed by Rupert Evert...I've been doing it all wrong..it's not about being part of a complex D/s relationship..it's about whacking some mug in a gimp mask before shoving a truncheon up his wrong 'un |
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Coming to the end of an epic three year journey. I've missed being here and talking to people...fingers crossed that, after the summer, I get to talk to lots more people on here again :) |
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Looked back at some of the emails, messages from past pets and bois since I started here. Some good times had by all. Ahhh.. memories. |
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I have a really bad cold and sore throat..I am feeling very sorry for myself. Quickly, somebody cheer me up! |
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*sigh* I am keeping such sporadic hours at the moment..nobody is up when I am up :( |
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RIGHT! Friends, casual messagers and pervs that keep coming back to my profile to wank over my pictures..yes..I know who you are! I have something VERY important coming up next week so I want you all to keep everything crossed for me...CBTs, that means your balls, those in chastity, that means your legs..and sissys, that means your panties.
NOTHING BUT GOOD VIBES, PEOPLE! |
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happy new year, my lovelies xx |
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Christmas soon, Christmas soon, Christmas soon!!! *thinks of presents and falls over* WOOHOOO!! |
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Really, Collarme? Really? A poppy? Are you mental? No, you are right, because what those who fell in the wars need is a symbol of remembrance, something that says we thank you and we will never forget you, and one that stays in the corner as some pervy sex pest wanks off to a cam with a shoe heel down his bell end.
I look forward to the O in Collarme being replaced by the face of baby Jesus when December comes rolling around.
This place is full of idiots.
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busy busy busy. too busy to crack the whip or bind the boy. GAH damn you work.. DAMN YOU! |
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I don't care if you are a Dom or a sub, but don't send me a message like we've been friends forever when I've never set eyes on you before. Gah. Why are some people so rude? |
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All blackmail slots free now. haha, I said slots. *childish* :) |
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Today I got my finger stuck in a plug hole. For 12 minutes. Epic. |
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WOW! Thank you Big Papa for such a wonderful gift! You're the best!
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PRESENTS!! I am getting lots and lots of PRESENTS!!! Happy violet..HAPPY, HAPPY Violet :) |
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If you contact somebody offering loyalty and LTR and undying obedience then you are not very likely to find anything more than a kink session or the odd online hand shandy. REAL D/s LTRs take time and should NEVER start with the kink. Yes you like to be spanked, yes they like to spank, and that's all very good for a few nights a week at the Newbury Travel lodge but that's about it. For some of you that's all you might be after...and that's fine too.
Find out about each other, find out if you are compatible, find out if you can bare the other one's night farts or they can stand your addiction to the shopping network. Kink is great and it's good that we have a community where we can talk about our sexuality freely...however, it takes more than a pair of handcuffs and a butt plug to form a lasting relationship.
I know it's hard to find real and decent people on here, ones who are after the same things as you...But they are out there. I know. I have one. I met my boy on here nearly 2 years ago and we didn't talk about kink or do anything remotely kinky until three months in!
So, be honest about what you want and you'll find it easier to get it.
OH yeah, and leading with a picture of your cock doesn't make a good first impression...even if it IS wearing a hat. |
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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!!!! thanks big papa xxx |
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I love it when you're scrolling through profiles, looking for something interesting to talk to and then you are met with a massive close up of a stiff cock or a wobbly cunt.
Maybe you could chose a picture to go with an interesting profile that will make people want to talk and connect with you, OR maybe you could stick with just shoving your junk in the faces of strangers in the hope it will stick to one of them. You low self esteem having mother fuckers.
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Thank you my big Pappa for the amazing gift you gave me today. You are AMAZING! |
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Today I feel like being a little bit spoiled..so, which of my boys are going to spoil me today? :) x |
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One of the up sides of being ill is that you get to stay home from work...the down side is YOU ARE BORED AS ALL FUCK! *sigh* |
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For the men on both sides of the submission fence who randomly message me withought knowing me, let me save you some time.
1) NO. I'm not a FinDomme. Sometimes I do short blackmail sessions, but there is a HUGE discussion before that even starts. And I have 4 friends on here who like to give me presents.
2) NO. I do not accept gifts from strangers. My mother always told me not to do it when I was a child and I STILL don't
3) NO. I don't feel I am taking advantage of my friends. If you feel this way then you really don't understand the relationship. I don't get pleasure from the gift, I get pleasure from the fact that my friends are allowing me to take part in a very personal and private part of their personality. My friends, in turn, get a feeling of submission and happyness when they give me something. I get just as much pleasure from a gift token as i do from a diamond necklace.
4) NO. I don't name my friends for the simple fact that it's none of your business AND three of them have online/RT Dommes who they don't want to piss off.
5). NO. I don not accept gifts for sexual favours or for sessions. My friends gifts are simply that. Gifts. For talking to them, for helping them through stuff, for being there when they need me and for helping them achieve a feeling of sunggly submission.
6). Lastly. NO. I don't think a Dom would turn me into a sub, no more than a vagina could turn a gay man straight.
There..now you don't have to bother me with your cunting attitude problems. |
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OMFG! To a wonderful man, thank you for helping me towards getting my new computer. You are my knight in shining armour. YOU ROCK! lol |
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4 weeks till I go on my holidays!!! 4 weeks of spending lock down lol |
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I don't take gifts from strangers or ask for tributes. So if you message me offering to buy me a gift, thinking this will make me want to talk to you, you're very, very wrong.
If I don't know you, I don't want anything from you. The ONLY people whom I allow to buy me things are the lovely people I know and trust.
So, if you want a quick hand shandy for a £10 phone top up, jog on and find somebody else. |
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THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! for my lovely new diamond necklace!! It will look so nice when I wear it on my holiday. I have THE BEST friends.. THE BEST!!!! |
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maybe instead of Dominant Man you should just put down Humourless cunt? |
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Thanks to my lovely CM friend who bought me a wonderful watch...I am now hooked on looking at pretty watches online..shhhhh everybody....I'm looking at watch porn. |
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Why are the Male Doms on here such brainless cunts? Most of them aren't Doms at all, just misogynistic wanktards. Do me a favour. If your cock is where your brain should be, don't bother me with your inane drivel. |
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I'm looking for a long, diamond and ruby (not realy, of course) necklace. It has to be big, the sort of big that covers the chest from the neck down. Elegant. Anybody able to find me one? I don't have the time. |
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Thanks to *somebody* mentioning Christmas I'm sitting here at 1.20am listening to Xmas songs and feeling rather festive..Eggnog anybody? |
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been away for aaaaaaaaaaaages...so, what's been going on? |
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I need a researcher sub. One who is familiar with academic standard referencing. If you like tasks and research then let me know. |
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I had a lovely break away. Now I'm back..Did I miss anything? |
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Feet are disgusting. Don't come around here with your disgusting feet. Blerch. Turns me sick. |
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OH Fuck of. Just. Just, fuck off. Take your superficial wanking needs and go find some shaved Asian porn to slap your tiny cock over. Don't bother me with your wink wink innuendo, you're an idiot and nobody likes you....you should remember that from school. |
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Hey. subs. I know you want to please and I know you like being told you can't do stuff, especially wanking. But you all should know that if you don't clean the pipes at least once a week (10 days at the most) then it can lead to serious health issues. The worst of this is prostate cancer.
So. No matter how good it feels to deny yourself pleasure, only an asshole or a Domme who doesn't know what she's doing will let this go on for more than 2 weeks. Pleasure is great but dying shouldn't be a consequence of it.
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You like to give gifts, I like to have gifts. I think we make a good team :) |
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awww thank you for the lovely gift. It did cheer me up :) I bought a new watch with it <3 |
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SOOOO fed up! I want to go on a nice relaxing holiday but unless the hotels take cakes and buttons in exchange for a room then I will have to stay here and be grumpy...Unless, of course, somebody out there wants to indecent proposal me? 10k and I'm yours for the weekend ;) lol |
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The creak of leather, the cool weight of chain and the sound of begging. *sigh* some of my favourite things. |
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I thought I would start the new year in the traditional way, you know, by setting fire to another shower curtain. ffs. |
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Back after my short break..so..what's new? |
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ahhh new year, freash meat ;) |
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Hey everybody..have a bloody good Christmas xxx |
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On the first day of Christmas my subby gave to me....a shiny necklace to may me happy. |
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A Domme never has to worry about Christmas when there are plenty of lovely subs to pay for it ;) |
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I suddenly came over all Christmasy...ohhhh, it's all sparkly and I get lots of prezzies. WOOHOO!!!!!! |
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Is there a worse feeling than dissapointment? :( |
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I love that everything looks more and more like Christmas. Things that sparkle RULE! |
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let's play another game... |
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ohhh it's nearly Christmas..what you gonna get me? Huh? HUH?! ;) |
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Oh you think now you have had YOUR fun that I'm just going to scurry away? Not on your life mate. You may have taken down your profile pics but I have every pic of you that you've ever had. So you can blow me off or pay me off..the choice is yours. |
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Games are over now..that was fun |
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who wants to play a game? |
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Don't push me you uppity little cunt or I'll ruin your mother fucking life. |
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Soooo...How many other Dommes out there have managed to fall and hurt their leg by falling over a lego ninga? Yeah..didn't think so..That's why I'm a WINNER! |
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Hey Doms..how about a few more pictures of moody wolves on your profiles? huh? |
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feeling a bit better so I'm going to treat my boi by dressing up tonight ;) |
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I'm a bit ill at the moment so I probably not going to be on for a little bit. x |
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Is it any wonder that some of the subs on here are not owned when they insist on taking pictures of themselves in grotty, dirty rooms? I understand that you might not have much money but FUCK ME you can clean can't you? Buy a cheap can of paint and spruce up the place..take a screwdriver and make sure all of your drawers and cupboards are straight. Buy a cheap rug and cover up the stained carpet.
Really. Honestly. Don't moan about the fact that all us Dommes are "fakes"...Maybe we want to be with a person who looks like that can actually take care of themselves! |
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Can somebody explain to me why the ugly shoes are always more expensive than the reasonable ones? I have been looking at shoes and found an awesome pair...but FUCK ME the ones up around the £500 look like they have been designed by an angry toddler. |
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If you are looking at my profile over and over and over again without, at least, saying hello..then you are a stone cold creep. |
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ahhh a few days of doing fun things as restored my inner self..READY FOR THE WORLD! |
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Today I bought sparkly shoes. They are made of red sparkles like the Ruby Slippers from Wizard of Oz. I just need to find some striped sock to go with them. |
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The reason why I don't challenge the authenticity of "Doms" on this site has nothing to do with me being a woman and everything to do with me not being an asshole. |
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If anybody on here gets a message from a GymMasterUK just ignore it. Domme or sub, male of female don't enter into a sensible "conversation" with it as it's just a troll looking for a reaction. My guess is it's some teenager bored in its bedroom. Some people should learn the difference between "Dom" and "Retarded" |
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Some people on here will expect the world and offer you nothing in return..but if you wait a while you will see that some people here will expect nothing and offer you the world just to make you happy. Keep searching, they do exist! |
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awwww thank you to a very lovely man who has sent me another overly generous and lovely gift. xx |
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Apart from one I have severed all of my blackmail ties and I am not accepting any more either. I am a bit fed up with men asking for blackmail, me spending a lot of time and effort drawing up plans and tasks and then having them vanish. |
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hahah had a lot of fun yesterday and I recorded a bunch of really weird messages for people too. Cake and fun..that's the best kind of day |
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Doing a new thing at the moment. I will record ANY phrase in my chocolatey warm sexy voice for £5. I've been having A LOT of fun with your filthy messages so far! |
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cake for breakfast, cake for breakfast, cake for breakfast :) |
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Tomorrow is the birthday of somebody special..you will NEVER guess who ;) *excited* |
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For some reason it won't let me send you a message...so GOOD LUCK for the run tomorrow.. |
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I was supposed to get a present. I didn't get a present. now I'm all sad because nobody loves me :( |
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To those who have asked...yes, those are my lips in the photo x |
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It's a nice day. I may go out for a drive like some kind of old woman. |
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I don't know who this cock bubble GymMasterUK is but he does seem to be one of those who confuse DOM with RAPIST and BULLY. Get a life you spam driller and stop bothering the non mouth breathers on this site. |
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I have uploaded a new picture of me...don't know if it's working but I like it :) |
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Today a spider ran over my foot. Spindly all legs tiny body pain in the ass scuttleeeee mother fucker. Yurch. I hate them. I don't mind the little ones, but this was all leg. It had an unfortunate incident later on with a shoe..totally an accident you understand. |
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You know what it's like when you set fire to your arm when you're cooking and not paying attention? yeah...me too. |
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I love the pictures I get sent..especially the ones in the grim bedsits and the ill decorated 1960s kitchens and living room. Nothing sexier than a burned out toasted sandwich maker.
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Hey! Every Sunday needs a picture of a man fucking a pumpkin right? |
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that loon tvlucy99 has been at me again. This time claiming that he was drunk when he continued to message me about how he wants to fuck his mother and sister and that the pictures he sent weren't of him. A Tiny Eye image search will find the owner of the pictures and then he can sort out the legality of it. But my advice is stay away from this fruit loop..he's on the dole and he lives with his mother whose panties he says he wears to masturbate in. DISTURBED! |
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I'm not a loon, or a crazy. I am an actual person. An one who can be trusted. Just bare that in mind when you message me..OK? |
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I have no idea who tvlucy99 is...but I wish this retarded fuck end would stop sending me messages about how he wants to fuck his mother and his sister and trying to send me pictures of him sucking on a cock. I mean, why on EARTH would I want to see that??? |
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When I'm feeling a bit ill and a bit down in the dumps I get some lovely support from some of my friends on here. Thank you for the lovely gifts and knowing that you're doing it because you like me and not because you want something in return makes me fell one million times better. BIG HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL OF YOU! |
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1) yes, I do love blackmail. 2) No I'm not a proDomme or a fake or am I trying to con money. I only really get involved with people I talk to and form a connection to. 3) Yes I do get money but that is not the only reason why I do it. 4) Of course I enjoy it...why would I do something I didn't enjoy? Are you mental ? I've got enough stuff I have to do which I hate, like cleaning the toilet, without adding something else to the list. |
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it's a nice day out but I'm feeling a bit crappy; so cheer myself up I made cup cakes :) I RULE! |
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You'd better hope you get home to your answer machine before your wife does. |
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Answer my email you pathetic little cunt hole or I am liable to turn very fucking nasty. Don't test me because you will come out worse. A LOT worse. You have an hour you sad skin full of shit. |
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got caught in the rain again and soaked through to my skin. I am now fed up and miserable :( |
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Today I have been mostly sitting in front of a computer typing out word after word after word. Still, at least the weather has been nice and crappy. |
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I got caught in the rain three times today and soaked through! My bunny status at the moment is "not happy" |
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Thank you for the LOVELY gift, it was WAY more than you should have given me..I am very grateful and like an excited child :) x |
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Spent the day at the beach, a relaxing splash about is always good for the soul. |
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Can we get something straight? Slave is a lable that is used way too often on here, what you really are, are people who have deep sexual desires to be used and then to go back to every day life and then to be used again. Think about what a slave really is. Personally I find the term offensive to those who actually HAD to be slaves. I'm sure nobody was picking cotton, building Pyramids or being raped by a Polish sex trafficer thinking, "wow, this is amazing, I hope this never ends I've got SUCH a boner"
Say what you are, deeply submissive, wonderfully malleable and a person who puts others needs before their own. But slave, no. |
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I need a bit of a pick me up...get me a trinket, £50 should do. Hmmm, *thumbs through pictures* You see this picture of you jerking off with your dog licking your balls..I think it would make a lovely screensaver for your wife. You got till 6pm and don't fuck me about this time, I'm not going to make an exception for some low life cunt like you. |
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Urgh, I think I'm getting tired of this place. |
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You dodged a bullet there. A big explosive bullet which would have meant your wife and kids disowning you. Pull a stunt like that again and you'll be feeling the emotional pain of your decision for a very long fucking time. |
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You have three hours before the "My boyfriend had a terrible kinky secret" article, plus pictures of your shame filled face, is going to be sent to my friend who is the editor of a leading women's magazine. THREE HOURS STARTING FROM 11.40pm GMT. Don't test me, I will fucking destroy you. Little man. |
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I hate it when I can't sleep :( |
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A very lovely man just gave me a very lovely gift...you know who you are and that was very sweet of you..thank you :) |
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I'm a bit bored so if you wanted to chat to me, now's your time. lol |
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if you like the idea but not the reality..please don't message me. |
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"New to the site but not to the lifestyle" is the " long time fan, first time caller" line for collarme |
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i am fed up and I am ill...somebody buy me something nice to cheer me up lol |
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I thought one of the side adverts on here just said Tranny swing sex for under $100 |
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fed up of negativity so i've deleted every single one of my messages on here..starting again. |
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Ok boys if you are serious about "trying" blackmail...you can do my one off taster session..but my guess is that you will say you enjoy it and then chicken out..because that's what most of you seem to do. I'm not a scammer, I'm not a proDomme and I'm not a money grabbing fake...I happen to really enjoy the control of blackmail so if you're into that, great, if you're scared, then keep it as a fantasy and stop bothering me. |
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Right, I am warning all you fucking morons that I am NOT in a very good mood at the moment...so don't come on here and fuck me about. Those that know me also know I'm a laid back and nice Domme but today I'm a spikey fucking bitch so don't piss me about with your whiney bullshit. Grrrr, some people wind me up the wrong fucking way. |
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I know a lot think it's a scam or not for them but FUCK ME blackmail is a lot of fun. And I get to have fun AND pretty things! YAY! |
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All the bored housewives and 40 something women who will now be looking for a "D/s" relationship after reading "50 shades of grey" are going to be in for one fucking BIG suprise when they come face to cock with a real Dom. |
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OOOPS! I broke another one ;) |
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Hey, if you want to talk to me then that's fine, I'm happy to talk to anybody..but FUCK ME..don't start talking to me and then accuse me of being a fake just because I don't want to see you wanking on a webcam! Maybe I don't wanna see your grubby cock pressed up against my computer screen..maybe your hairy back and balding head don't especially turn on. Maybe the thought of seeing your sweaty, red face gasping for air as you tug at your member like it were a length of slack rope isn't enough of a thrill to get me through my morning coffee.
So, listen. I will talk to you, but I have a live in boy of my own and I can watch him wank whenever I like, and I do, and it's great. So just because this is a website for ppl who have different ideas on sexuality doesn't mean we're all up for spotlighting you and your middle management hand shandy.
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Yes, of course you are a Dom/Domme..even though you are only 18 years old..Yes, you strike fear into the heart of many women/men...No, I am not laughing at you, I think you look adorable in your leather outfit...yes you do..yes you do. |
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Look...I don't know where all these bois have come from..but NO..I am not interested in you being my toilet. That's horrible. Being pissed on is one thing, but offering to eat somebodys shit is NOT ON..you know you can go blind and die from doing that right? Idiots. |
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me and my boy doing a bit of decorating..yeah, that's it, we are rock n roll |
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The world shouldn't be split into men and women but Tops and bottoms. Some women and naturally submissive and so are some men, we don't need to conform to gender roles, we need to sift people into where they are able to be themselves. |
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Yes, I have expressed an interest in blackmail but don't be sending me messages out of the blue asking for my email address. If I get to know you a bit and I like you then we can talk about MAYBE doing it...if you want a quick thrill then there are PLENTY of money grabbing fakes and twats on here who will happily take your money and fuck off with it. |
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I quite fancy getting into blackmailing. I've dabbled a little bit with a man who would send me nude pictures and then pay me £20 a week to not send them to his work...but I kinda like the idea of holding somebody to randsom. hmmmm. |
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OH sure, when you message me out of the blue telling me how you would like me to step on your testicals..that's fine..but when I tell you I'm going to fuck you up like Mel Gibson's Jesus in The Passion....I'VE crossed the line. |
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i made chilli dogs, I made then big and I made them hot..OH YES! |
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I am in bed and very ill :( Sympathy please..and lots of it. |
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urgh I hate waking up too early on a Sunday. |
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I seem to have become an computer widow, anybody wanna chat? |
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JESUS IS ALIVE! Quick, eat a lot of chocolate eggs |
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OK..so which one of you is gonna make me happy and buy me this? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steam-Powered-Entropy-Calibrator-Gothic-Watch/dp/B006K61CR8 ;) |
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Me and the boy are going to the cinema on a Sunday afternoon..I mean, how rock and roll are we?! I'll have to find some way of adding some spice to our Sunday when we get home ;) |
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I think I would like to open a theme park called "Sub-World". It's a place where you line up for a ride for three hours and when you get to the front it's actually the end of another three hour line because we all know you guys love the anticipation more than the actual ride ;) |
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Do you sometimes look at the profiles of some of the here and think..wow...A lot of you Doms could do with knowing the difference between "Dominant" and "Rapey" |
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I want to add to that Motorbikes and close up pictures of vajajas. Come on Doms, be a bit more creative! |
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I wonder what male Doms would put in their profile picture if Wolves or leather trousers didn't exist |
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I fall over a lot, but I always find that falling right onto your arse is the most undignified of all the falling overs. OUCH! |
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY...I hope your asses are as red as the candy hearts that you gave :) |
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Boiler man come, boiler man fix, boiler man leave and charge me £180..which, considering I called him out on a sunday and the part he had to buy was massive and made of brass isn't so bad.
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It is FREEZING outside and my boiler just broke...it's times like these that I wish I was a cash Domme!! *sulks* |
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I have been a bit of a grumpy gus lately, lots of crappy things going on and hapless fools trying to run the un-runnable...is that a word? well it is now! After tomorrow I aim to be happier and nicer - but only to those who like me to be nice, for those who love me nasty...look out ;) |
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Sometimes I think I SHOULD fucking charge for cam sessions and chat room sessions as some of the boys out there are mannerless fuck bags. |
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Hurry up Royal Mail, I want to fuck my boy in the ass like the whore that he is! tsk. |
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Not asking the pain sluts or the CR and CBT ppls, but the rest of you...what sorts of things do you subs like doing? |
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Any of my sub friends or any Dommes out there available for a chat sometimes soon, I gots me a puzzler |
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oh my goodness me...now I am getting LOADS of people asking for used condoms...what on earth are people going to do with them? make really spunky water balloons? *puts on italian american voice* You want a pair of my used panties covered in my juice, £50. You wanna waste somebodies time, then find a gal with no moxie. ;) |
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so, it seems there is a market for used condoms?!? Two people today have asked to buy condoms used by my boy when he fucks me from behind trying to balance with his arms all bound up....bless |
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I have a chest infection, I must make the boy get me cups of tea and sympathy |
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I hope everybody had a great new year and that you're all being the dirty little bugs you always have been in 2012 :) |
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HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
From Violet and the boy xxx |
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My boy moves in with me tomorrow. I am proof that among all the fakes, the money grabbers, the time wasters and the cowards you really CAN find a perfect partner on here! A lovely subby boy who I get on with both in and out of play. I CAN'T WAIT! WOOHOO!! |
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Soon my boy moves in with me and i will be able to play with him whenever I like. YAY! Parents are staying over Christmas so, that might make things a bit awkward, but as well as playing I get to be with him. Just knowing I can, on a whim, stand him against the wall and blow him or have him push his fingers inside me is a delicious feeling. MERRY CHRISTMAS ME!!!! |
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OK, I have just read vonRichthofen
profile, I take it back..the guy sounds like a D&D ubernerd still living with his mothers bones in the basement. I see know why he didn't understand. Stand down. Stand down.
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To the use VonRichthofen who messaged me to say I was a "fake cunt" based on a joke the poor darling didn't understand and then deleted my response without reading it. You should know that a real "Dom" wouldn't throw his chains out of the pram when somebody enlightens them on their rude, knee-jerk, unwarrented opinions.
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I am putting my tree up on the weekend, I can't WAIT! I'm thinking of putting in some kind of kink decoration, maybe a nipple clamp chain as a private joke for me and my boy..hmmmm. |
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hmmmm, well Xmas is coming...so, what's the going rate? £20 for a chat room wank session?? come on boys I got prezzies to buy ;) |
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we're gonna go for a mindfold so thanks for all the suggestions. blindfold, earplugs and tied to the four corners of the bed...I can't WAIT! |
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I'm never quiet sure what kinds of blindfolds are the best??! the buckle ones tend to fall off..the crappy elasticated ones are always rubbish, is there a really good one out there that stops peeking? I don't like masks so that is out of the question. |
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REALLY Collarme? REALLY? I mean, I'm all for rememberence of fallen soldiers..but do you HONESTLY think shoving a poppy in the O of Collarme is in any way respectful? Would have been more appropriate to have a 2 min stop wanking rule. |
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when training a sub it doesn't matter if you use the carrot or the stick..both are probably gonna end up inside them ;) x |
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My boy isn' here and so I must away to do some terribe, terrible things to myself in order to stop grinding down into my computer chair, I may break it at this rate! |
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I do enjoy cartoons on people's profiles, but every now and then a girl likes to see a subby cock to pass the time ;) |
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Dear Subs,
I know that it can feel like an up hill battle trying to find a suitable partner, for those who are looking for LTRs anyway. But hang on in there, always listen to your gut because you will know when you find the one just like you know when you're compromising too much in a futile attempt to make a doomed relationship work because a doomed relationship is better than being alone.
Just remember, nothing that was worth having ever came easy. x |
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There's more to a Domme/Dom than a snear and some chains just as there is more to a sub than puppy dog eyes and a ballgag. It takes a long time to sift through the wank fodder and the vanillas with a kink and the misogynists and the bored housewives..but when you do...when you find the real thing...It's amazing. |
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I am thinking of constructing a secret room because I am so fed up of having to clean away and hide stuff when I have vanilla company coming to stay! lol |
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My pet is moving in!!!! Soon I'll get to play with him whenever I want to :) *happy Violet* |
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Oh for the love of JOBE! How many cock end "masters" are going to bother me with a teenage boy mentality and the swagger of a delusioned rap star? You see that thing where we say if we are a submissive or a dominant..you see that mine says DOMME..that should give you some clue as to why I would never "bend over and let your new daddy give you what you need". Even if I were a sub I wouldn't do it. Stop bothering me, I find you irksome! |
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hello shopkeeper, I am looking for a few products to use in the bedroom..I am embarassed to say that, though I am a gentleman, I do enjoy putting things up my ass. I would like to peruse your products and I hope none of them make the embarassing nature of my love of anal pleasure even more humiliating and embarassing...
let me see...Velvet Kiss Joystick, the pink assberry, the black hole stargazer, the backdoor bouncer and the cosmic invader...
yup, they all seem fine and not at all childishly funny and stupid. Good day. |
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It warms me that, even though I now have my boy, I still get to chat to my subby friends on here. It fishes out those who are just into the kink.
In other news, this morning I managed to set fire to a chopping board...a really thick wooden one! |
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and from out of nowhere I found the perfect boy and I love him, crazy, fast, nonsensical love, fucking hell, how the fuck did that happen!! lol |
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I don't wanna jinx it, but I seem to have found my perfect boy :) |
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Had a bit of a cull and deleted a shit load of people from my yahoo and messages here. I have no patience for time wasters and fantasists. You might want to be the perfect sub, but if that's not really who you are then you're going to become unstuck pretty bloody quickly! |
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I think I'm getting a bit of a crush on Paul Dinello *blush* |
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Blimey, I'm popular today lol |
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Dear the idiot woman who messaged me.
Yes, it was irrisponsible of me to swan off to New York for 6 weeks and leave my children at home and no, I don't think it's responsible parenting to have men tied up and screaming as they try and sleep. You are also right that it is disgusting to think of the example I will set them when they grow up.
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If I DID have children I would teach them to read journal entries properly and not jump to conclusions when the phrase "I miss my boys" is read. My boys are my beautiful subs you cretinus cock-tard, I don't have any children...it's a shame I can't say the same thing about your mother.
Twat.
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I am back from New York and am very sad about having to be home..if you fancy cheering me up, let me know ;) xx |
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sitting on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean...still, I miss my boys :( |
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When somebody hands you a can of what you think is whipped cream but when you look closer is actually cheese...you know you're in America. |
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I seem to be daydreaming about a bound pet, blindfolded and tied to a chair, helpless and being teased, bitten, sucked, licked and played with for hours. Such a wonderful image. |
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I MAY have been watching naughty clips online which MIGHT have gotten me a bit excited ;) |
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guided one of my boys to his prostate last night and he came like a deamon..i LOVE it when they first find the pleasure of it, made me so turned on that I came twice. such a good boy. |
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i am craving some hands on me and inside me....fuck this is going to be a frustrating month! |
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I want to be finger fucked so badly right now I could cry :( |
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It's rude to stare and not say hello..I don't bite..ok, that's a lie, I do bite, I bite pretty hard because I like the feel of soft flesh between my teeth, I like to worry that skin and suck on it till it bruises...but I don't do it all the time....Ok, that's another lie, I do enjoy it, so chances are I might do it a lot...in fact, yeah, I can see why you wouldn't say hi ;)
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the hot night has turned me into a wicked woman and i am doing terribly naughty things to myself!!! |
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I am in rural France with an internet connection that could do with me smacking it into submission! Still, it's very hot and I am having to sleep under a mozzie net..shexshy! |
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this week I will be going away for 2 months...I am sure you'll miss me :) x |
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Good evening...you're all looking very sexy this evening ;) x |
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I'm not into casual kink so don't bother asking. |
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See them DVD towers? I put them together *beam* |
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oh yeah, you all wanna know what this sexy Domme is up to today? huh? Well, I'm about to assemble a couple of DVD storage units. That's right boys, I've got my philips screwdriver ready and I'm about to start swearing at the Japanese instruction manual. It don't get much sexier than that. |
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am pet sitting at the moment and have already had an interesting morning/afternoon. OH dear. OH dear, dear, dear. I blame the hot weather. |
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I seem to have shocked a lot of you by saying that there are times when I ache for somebody or something inside me. I don't see what's so shocking about it and I find it funny on a BDSM site that a woman with a primal urge to be fucked is what counts as shocking lol |
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i hate it when I get those nights where I am aching for a cock inside me..literally aching! |
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Just as not all gay men are flaming and not all lesbians were Doc Martins...Not all Dommes are bitches...Some of us are rather lovely :) |
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Of course the WORST thing about spending a day at MC Hammer's house is the massive list he gives you of things that you're only allowed to look at. |
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I have a bruise on my tongue..yes, you read that right, ON MY FUCKING TONGUE! I wonder where I will get the next random injury..I'm going to go for "behind the knee" |
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*start the Jimmy Fallon music please*
Thank you,
BT broadband, the company who provide my internet connection, for not informing me that you would be taking down the network for half of the country. No, really, thank you. I didn't have any important emails to send last night and I guess not being able to see the episode of my favourite television show that I had been waiting all week for is character building.
I am so very glad I entered into a long contract with your company and that you will now probably fist my consumer rights until it bleeds from my eyes.
Thank you. |
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Tonight More4 TV announcer said, before The Daily Show, "The following programme contains visual penis information." I almost choked on my dinner AND the pictures they showed were pixilated...what's up with that! I now want EVERYTHING I do to start with the warning "Contains Visual Penis Information" |
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Seriously! 14 in a row from Birmingham and THe Midlands. I'm telling you, Pro Dommes..you need to move there, you'd make a fucking FORTUNE! |
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prescription painkillers and ice cream....goodbye Saturday x |
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Today is a dull admin day, cheer me up and message me with lovely pictures of yourselves lol x |
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I have just been propositioned by a man with a face akin to a pentioners knee. I'm not shallow and i have always said that I will always go for brains over any shallow beauty..I guess my point is, if you look like an old woman's knee, try not to have the brain capacity of the stocking that covers it. |
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been soooooooooooo busy that have had very little time to play and that makes me a sad panda :( |
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I have found, regardless of age, that a lot of subs are like insecure 13 year old schoolgirls. |
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one day I will REMEMBER I have stuff cooking and will NOT get distracted and forget about it and certainly will NOT keep setting fire to the oven. |
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To those who talk of being controlled and their eagerness to serve, to those who think they can take up the challenge of a dominant woman, I urge you to think. To enjoy a chain or a cuff or a rope is understandable, to want to please a woman in bed is great and to crave the paddle, crop or whip is no crime.
There are those on here who use the word "submissive" too lightly, confusing bedroom kinks with reality. In their heads are images fed by free snatches of internet fantasy, of leather boots and too much make up, a world that is safe because it exists inside their heads and behind glass. Your fantasies are fine but state them as such and understand that real submission is more than the sum of it's parts. REAL submission isn't just about toys or costumes or restraints..it is ultimately about faith and trust. If you have the courage in yourself and the faith in your opposite and trust them completely with your heart and nerve and sinew, then you are a wonderful submissive. A person brave enough to hand over control is a person to be respected and admired and why women like me appreciate them more than words can say.
To those who are looking for dirty talk and a quick hand shandy, to those who forge an online relationship and then vanish so easily when it all becomes to real, stop wasting our time and taking time away from those who really do crave it. So here's to the subs and the pets, the slaves and the sissys, the bottoms and the housemaids, remember, you're more man than most men will ever be. x |
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I must be back. Oh the things I have seen, the beautiful things and wonderful times I have had. Gay robotic cage dancing anybody? |
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Am going to be away from CM for a few days...will you miss me? ;) |
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Pajamas on, in bed, lap top fired up, DVD in the machine and chocolates by my side. I AM LIVING THE DREAM! |
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a somewhat productive day, I'm a bit happier than I was as my face is now filled with lovely candy. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM |
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I can't be the only person on here who knows what a squick is! Jeeebus, I really AM that nerdy! |
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I didn't wake up till 10am! Lazy, lazy woman that I am. Today I have to write and write and write to make up for the reems of not writing and writing and writing that I have done over the last week. So you lot, stop distracting me with your sexy talk and your disturbing pictures..alright, you can keep sending me your disturbing pictures as they have high squick value...but other than that..QUIT IT! |
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I feel a bit frustrated this evening. Want to see a pet come through the door, order him to stop, wrap a blindfold around his eyes, bind his arms behind his back, push him violently against the door and spend an age teasing him with my mouth around his cock. *sigh* |
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Boy kissing is hot.....That is all. xx |
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Today a conversation went from robot hands to metal rods being shoved down cocks. Happened organically as well...I had to answer a lot of questions on why/how I knew about these kinds of things. Akward. |
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Eating a chilli and watching American Idol...Yeah, that's right, I be straight up gangsta, yo. |
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Yes, yes I did just use the word "Fucktarded" so for those who are unfamiliar...
FUCKTARDED:
adjective /f kˈtärdid/
Less advanced in fucking mental, fucking physical, or fucking development than is normal.
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You need to know that I am, for the most part, a freelance writer. It may LOOK like I am on this site because it says "online" but, chances are, I either have it open in the background as I'm writing to flick back and forth now and then OR my phone has kept me logged into it.
If your head goes straight to "she's ignoring me, stuck up bitch, I'm going to bombard her with messages" then you can stop right there. I've enough loons to contend with on this site without the paranoid and the fucktarded joining the list. |
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Such a lazy day today. Recovering from my long weekend of hanging out with friends. Now I need a nice subby toy to play with ;) lol |
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My buddy found my bag of restraints (my fault, was stroking and playing with them before he arrived lol) He was curious and so I showed him the lovely arm binder and some of the cuffs...but then he started to get a bit weird.
That's when it struck me that somebody finding out you're a Domme is akin to somebody finding out you're gay. They automatically assume that you suddenly find them irrisistable and must have you. Does she want to chain me up? Am I acting too submissive in front of her? Should I act more manly now?
It's stupid, I don't walk around thinking about binding up ever man I see, I don't own a wardrobe full of leather boots and whips and I don't force men into servitude. Too many characatures of the D/s relationships have caused us to be seen in an odd light. I feel like shouting, "Yes, I am a Domme but, just like YOUR sexuality, it doesn't consume my entire life!" Just as Vanillas have men and women who's lives are driven by fucking, so there are those BDSM who are all leather and pageantry. However, there are a big chunk of us who view it as a natural extension of our lives. We're subtle and we're choosy, we're loving and we're appreciative. Reactions like that of my mate are what force me to keep my love secret from some folks. |
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I may never have a hangover but I DO get cravings for junk food. hotdogs and nachos done, on to cake..Also, lack of sleep and drinking the night before makes me go a bit "switchy" which is NOT ON! |
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If you didn't think I was made of awesome before, well, even after a lot of drinking last night, only 4 hours sleep, I have woken up totally fine :) Never had a hangover and I never will MWHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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I am a little bit drunk :) |
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Been cooking all morning for my lovely guest tonight. Now I am done, cleaned up, washed up, had a shower and still have an hour and a half to kill. Damn I am organised..and cute, let us not forget cute ;) |
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Sweet Zombie Christ I seem to be popular today...is nobody else actually online??? lol |
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GOD! Why is it that a lot of BDSM clothes either look like hen party cast offs or items left to us in the will of The Leatherman from The Village People? |
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Sometimes I get a bit fed up with building up a connection with somebody and then they get scared and vanish. |
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Popped into Homebase on the way home and bought some thin nylon rope, thick chain and some Carabiners. When I got to the checkout the guy looked at my items, then at me, smirked and said, "somebody is planning a good weekend, got him in the boot of the car have you?" He laughed to himself until I leaned over and said, "Actually he's at home chained to the radiator but I'm sure he'd like some company if you're free." Never seen a man blush so quickly before lol
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I feel sorry for pro and tribute Dommes here in the UK during these austere measures and cuts. To go from DVD players, diamonds and pearls to Tesco clubcard points is a real come down. |
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I just put some red cabbage in with some other vegetables to boil and the water turned bright blue and now all my other vegetables are violet. how apt. |
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Just had a woman come around to value my apartment. She looked about and then saw the hatch in the ceiling, 'what's up there?' she said and I told her that was the big attic space to which she said, 'oh yes, of course, you're a top aren't you'? I burst out laughing and said, 'yes, yes I am.' |
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I can report that pork chops take longer to catch on fire than sausages BUT they do stay on fire for longer. I KNEW there was a reason I was suposed to be having a quick shower. |
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Fuck! It's always AFTER I have spent 2 hours cleaning do I remember I could have just sent out a message and had a pretty little sub boy clean my flat in return for just a bit of my attention. DAMN IT! |
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Dear foolish sub with a webcam. Maybe next time you will listen when somebody says "don't force it, it might break" lol |
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I know it seems like I am on here all of the time. And I may read your messages (of which I get bloody loads) but I may not reply straight away. I am a freelance writer so I spend all day and, frequently, all night in front of the computer. CM is sometimes on in the background and I flick over as a distraction.
Also I get a lot of the same questions so, to those who ask..yes, I have a job, no, i'm not just wanking at my computer all day (that is not to say it never happens), no, I'm not a man, yes, I like to have fun, no I'm not going to be used for your wank fodder, yes I am an actual Domme, no I don't dress up because I am not a panto Domme and I would look like retarded catwoman dressed in a leather all in one and yes, I do have a thing for cute little human puppies. |
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More and more people are subscribing to my journal..eek..better start making it more entertaining! |
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11am, still in bed, i had a breakfast of toast and M&Ms,oh yeah, that's right, you can't tell me what I can eat, do you hear me breakfast nazis???! |
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Just when I think that this place can't amuse me any more I get a message from a 21 year old switch boy, all swagger and bravado, claiming he can train me to be his sub. It's messages like that which keep me here lol. *goes away still laughing. |
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Nothing quite like having an obediant pet to play with *sigh* :) |
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I'm in an odd mood. Again. I also just found out that in July I am having to go to Birmingham. Lord help me! |
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OMG! I have a new favourite thing!! Experiements. Strapping a pet and doing lots of experiments with tools and machines. LOVE IT! |
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Come on now Birmingham this is beyond a joke. All Dommes need to move there, cash Dommes would make a bloody fortune. Jeeesh, it's like Village of the Damned, but with subs, what would that be? Village of the plugged? |
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new record boys! 27 edges before we both cracked and he was allowed to cum. WOOT! |
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I'm trying to get my head around putting together a corporate sponsorship proposal. It is driving me insane! What I really need is a sub to give me £50,000 so I can do this event without all this bloody paperwork!!! |
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I wonder if I'll ever find that perfect, loyal, lovin little sub? He must be out there somewhere :) |
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Yesterday I had an orgasm so powerful that it made me ill. WTF! Oh universe you can so fuck off with your cruel irony! |
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Seriously Birmingham and THe Midlands..what are they doing to you? I started keeping a record since I last noticed how many subs from that area I get messages from and, so far, 64% of the subs who contact me are from there! Next is Machester, followed by scotland. But WTF centre of england! Is there something in the water?? |
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Want to know how long it takes for a misplaced candle to melt a shower curtain? Well, the answer is 'pretty bloody fast' ooooppps. |
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The problem is "I'm genuine and honest and not a time waster" is exactly the sort of thing an dishonest, disingenuous time waster might say...you see our quandary? |
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had so much garlic last night that I DARE anybody to stand too close to me. Having the folks stay with me is interesting, having to sleep in the spare room is not! |
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i'm all dressed up in a romantic gothic blood red lace,satin and velvet tunic. I feel very Hammer Horror this evening.. I is even wearing make up. SHEXSHY! |
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Every now and then a pet vanishes, poof, disappears into thin air. I have no idea what happens to them, maybe they get run over, maybe they expire, maybe the spot on their hand starts to glow and it means their time is up (anybody get that film reference? NO? tsk). It's annoying when you think you've made a connection with somebody fun and then they simply drop out of existence.
I often wonder what was so bad that they couldn't say anything, why, "sorry, this is too much for me at the moment", or, "yeah, I thought this was for me but I am wrong", or even, "fuck me you're a crazy bitch" is too hard a thing to say.
Maybe that is the difference between a Domme and a sub? I will always speak my mind, be honest about stuff and if you're boring the bejeezus out of me then I'm bloody well going to tell you. But maybe a sub is naturally cowardly, better to high tail it than to face the music. I'll never know, because they aren't around to tell me and I am such a curious little bunny ;) |
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lose one play thing....gain another play thing..YAY |
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There are lots of time wasters on here, there are on many websites, but the friends I have made on CM in such a short space of time are worth a million of them. You guys all ROCK! |
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If you think a Domme can't get her heart broken...think again. |
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What? No! I'm not talking to you now, Masterchef is on and I LOVE nerdy Tim, I would do terrible, terrible things to his body. *grabby hands* |
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internet in a hospital room? Oh yes people this is the future!!! |
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Top Gun 2? Are you fucking serious? SERIOUSLY? Fuck off Hollywood. Stop be so bloody stupid. |
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Off to the hospital tonight as I have an operation very early tomorrow morning. However, on the bright side, I am going to be allowed to keep the thing they are taking out of me. WOOHOOOO GROSS!! You all better hope I don't make that my profile pic ;) |
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I am full of chocolate. Oh dear, bouncy bouncy bouncy!!! |
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why the HELL would I talk to you when Ghostbusters is on??? Do you think you're more important than Ghostbusters? Well, let me tell you something, you are not. If there's something strange, in my neighbourhood, am I going to call you? Exactly! |
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Looks like my getting stabbed in the back was more foreshaddowing than simply clumsy. |
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Thought you heard it all? Well, last night I managed to stab myself in the back..yes, you read that right..STAB MYSELF IN THE FUCKING BACK! A small knife must have falled and shoved itself between the cushions and I sat down and BAM...A sofa isn't supposed to hurt, I thougth to myself. Jesus help me I'm turning into Mr Bean. |
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If you think a pork chop isn't flamable...think again. #fail |
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I still always up for fun, you all know that lol xxx |
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I seem to have found one of them "too good to be true" boys. LOVE IT! |
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I'm sorry but there is NOTHING as beautiful as watching or hearing a pet cum. Sends shockwaves of pleasure straight to my cunt. LOVE IT! |
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Been out in the sunshine and bought some mother fucking ice cream..note, Mother Fucking Ice cream is Ben and Jerry's new flavour: oedipal vanilla, chocolate covered repression and salty swirls of 'our little secret'. |
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I am BORED out of my GOARD! |
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who just sang a guitar accoustic version of 99 problems but a bitch ain't one AND Baby got back? OH yes, it was me, mother fuckers.. word, bitches ;)
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Keep getting pictures from a creepy man who had a head that looks like lumiere's moon (google image search it if you don't know). STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU STRANGE MOON FACED LOON! |
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Yes, I am singing karaoke in bed...do you have a problem with that? |
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HEY! If I want to eat a late breakfast in bed whilst reading bady written fan fiction then you can't judge me..DO YOU HEAR! |
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I seem to be unwilling to leave my bed. It's not something I'm used to so it's confusing to find that at 10.15am I am stil here, lap top, tea, sunshine pouring through my window, surrounded by white crisp sheets and covers. I don't want to get up and I don't think I'm going to! |
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I hate this time of year, I hate being busy with no time to play :( |
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And so it seems that humanity can be split into two schools; those who can use the self check out machines at the supermarket and those who just stare at them blankly, mindlessly poking the screen like Pavlov's zombie. |
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Why do I seem to attract loons like iron filings to a magnet? |
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If your picture has a mask in it please don't bother messaging me, I don't like masks, they freak me out, you'll just give me a fright and then I'll instantly delete your message. *shudder |
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Jesus Arse Fucking Christ! What the hell is wrong with some people? Surely from reading my stuff you should get that I'm not a bored housewife, that I have shit to do with my time and it's really NOT my job to be at a fucking SUB's beck and call! Because of my operation i've been a bit out of it the last couple of days and I haven't been checking my messages as frequently as usual.
So today I have fucking LOADS...here seems to be the pattern from first to last from some of then.."I want to play your online game"...."I really want to, please"..."why are you ignoring me? I want to play"...."The least you can do is reply or read my messages"...."fuck you, you bitch, you are a total fake". WTF??! You think I sit here at my comptuter all day just waiting for guys to flatter me with romantic tales of how they wanna shove something up their ass and have me watch it? Blimey. |
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I don't know if it's another side effect from anaesthetic but I feel a little switchy today! never happend before. I hope this isn't perminant! |
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I just come back from having a little bit more surgery...I am very grumpy and feeling very sorry for myself. If you're a super needy sub, I'd probably stay out of my way ;) x |
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I just sneezed and put my back out.. WTF? Jesus Christ, I'm too scared to fart now incase it blows my uterus out my asshole! Jeeeesus. |
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I seem to be getting a lot of people asking what my game is. It's just a bit of fun that I like to have every now and then..he game is....a pet has to masturbate to the edge of orgasm and stop then follow my instructions, can be a squeeze here, a pinch there, a frustratingly light stroke a hard tug, back to the edge and stop, an a fingers touch, a slap here and count to 5 and to the edge again etc etc. THe point of this fun game is to improve a subs begging plus I like to watch them wriggle about and get all red in the face lol |
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Had a nap (HEY! I'm old now I need to nap on a Saturday afternoon) and I dreamed I was in a classroom teaching hookers how to build rollercoasters. Make something out of that, Freud! |
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If you ever find yourself thinking, "I bet I could slide down those stairs on this tea-tray" for the love of GOD don't try it. You'll probably end up falling off the tray and landing upside down with your arse on the window ledge being stared at and judged buy nextdoor's cat.
Probably. |
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You know what I love? Subs who message me on here wanting a bit of kink or cock relief who explode into a tantrum when you say you're not interested and then call you a time waster. I think thats the difference between a real sub and a vanilla with a kink. Vanilla men with a kink are still in that demanding mindset, expecting to be satisfied when they are feeling horny. If that is you, please, please, PLEASE don't come to me for it, I've enough cocks to play with who understand that they are there to entertaing me when I am in the mood ;) x |
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Dear people of Masterchef...calm the fuck down, you're only cooking a bit of dinner. Jeeesh! |
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A note to the wise, IF you are getting too excited about your birthday tomorrow and start so spin around, PLEASE make sure that you didn't leave a converse boot in the middle of the carpet because you WILL trip over it and get skid all the way over to the kitchen and catch your ass on the door strip. HOWEVER, jumping up and going "taaaadaaaa" will earn you nothing but applause and kudos from those around you.
I may have had a lot of pre-birthday cake ;) x |
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a stranger just sent me a lovely picture of himself with a bottle half way up his ass....I don't know if it was a cry for help or if he was offering his services as a drinks holder at parties. Although I can't help thinking that the later is rather unhygenic. |
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Hey! You know what this site needs? More pictures of men holding a phone in a mirror and looking like a serial killer. ;) |
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Thoses who have now messaged me saying I shouldn't criticise the police regardless where I was born should know that - I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those, so, you know, you can chat to me If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos. ;) I find the confusion delightfully mischievous |
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For all of you asking WHY I am fucking the police (although you seem quite happy with me fighting for my right to party) the answer is simple...It's because I'm straight outta Compton. x |
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Busy Day.
11-12 - Sippin on Gin and Juice
12.30 - 1.30 - lunch
1.30 - 3.30 - Fucking the police
3.30 - 4.30 - Cup of tea
4.30 - 8.30 - Fighting for my Right to Party
8.30 - 9.30 - contemplating with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
9.30 - 10.30 - Realising that Mo money just means Mo proplems
10.30 - Bed. |
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4 days till my birthday! After all the garlic I ate last night, you might want to point your face away from the screen for a little bit....If you are French you might be fighting the urge to fuck me. lol |
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I have just been for a celebratory curry...it's like a normal curry, but it means I don't have to pay, as Charlie would say, "WINNING." But it has to be noted that I had garlic naan, chicken dupiaza with extra garlic and chili and garlic rice...if you are reading this and a vampire I am sure you will soon be dead and if you are a goth you may have a slight headache but if you are French I am sure you find me irrisistable by now...I am very sorry about this. |
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YOu know how easy going I am right? You can tell that I have a sense of humour about this whole lifestyle can't you? That is all well and good, but I think I might start just being a total Asshole to all the subs that send me messages because being "nice" seems to turn some of them into complete cockholes. REAL cock holes, you know, the hole in the top of a cock where I would happily ram a fucking tent pole down! So, who's for camping? ;) |
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Oh dear. This morning I forgot to check myself and now, I fear, I have totally wrecked myself. |
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If you have ever been tempted to see if your finger would fit into an ornate salt shaker may I recommend that what you DON'T do is shove your finger inside one to try it out. Because you'll spend the next 20 mins pouring oil over your hand in an attempt to get it off and then just have to smash the bastard thing over the sink.
What I am trying to say is....I hurt my finger. :( |
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See all that? All that there? You can shove that up your ass and the whole mother fucking lot of you can go fuck yourselves in the ear. You heard me? The EAR..what? Fine, take the cock out of your ear...can you hear me now? Good...THE EAR!! |
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Lord help me, I try to be nice and patient, but SOME of you are such obstreperous little cunts that it makes me want to punch things until they disappear. |
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Woke up early for nothing, we are on strike today. So, Thursday, you've totally been fucked in the ass! Now, what to do with my unexpected day off? I know, same thing I do everyday, Try to take over the world.... |
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YES I am STILL sulking, and you should know, until I get what my heart aches for, the most beautiful thing in the world I shall KEEP bloody sulking! :( |
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After a lovely day out I have come home to shitty news, I want to be cheered up. :( |
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I have started this morning by dancing in bed to "Do Your Thing" by Basement Jaxx...oh what a great way to start the day..MUCH better than yesterday! |
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If you are going to be part of my life, then please understand that you will have to come to terms with my obsession with Stephen Colbert. You will never be as good as him..never..NEVER!!! |
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My watch, my beautiful watch! There were only 4 and now there are only 3. I have to come to terms with the fact that I will never have my watch. I have been stabbed in the heart. :( |
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Jesus ass-fucking CHRIST I am up early! This is what 6.30am looks like? You can keep it...And if that bird doesn't stop fucking chirping outside my window I am going to throw my shoe at it. |
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Honestly, if you don't have a sense of humour then please don't bother me. You have to admit this whole lifestyle, when looked objectively, is pretty funny so if you can't laugh about it then you're not the droid I'm looking for xx |
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So, it seems that I am just too "nice" to be a Domme. From now on I guess I should greet all messages with "who the fuck do you think you are, worm?" and "Give me £20 or I won't speak to you, fuck face." Usually the vanilla with a kink who are surprised to see that I am ACTUALLY a "normal" person. You know why that is? *whispers* because a Domme is something that I am, not something I affect. If you're looking for a panto then talk to some of the other loons on this website. ;) |
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I can understand the subs frustration at the cash Dommes, I really can, BUT having chatted with subs on here and formed a "connection" only to have them vanish after one game I can also understand why Dommes feel they should have a little something for their time. It's not just the subs that get taken advantage of in this place, Dommes get their share of fake subs and those only interested in wank fodder. This public message has been sponsored by the "it's just as bad on our side so quit your moaning" party :) |
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Did you ever want something so bad that it made your heart ache knowing that you couldn't reach it? :( |
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Insomnia strikes again...guess I will have to watch more Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert clips onine..hmmmmm, oh what terrible, terrible things I would do to those men. MWHAHHHAA |
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Did you know that sausages can explode? Well they can. I mean, they are not going to explode in your fridge right now BUT if you have some in your freezer and you put them in the microwave and accidentally set it for cook instead of defrost AND mistakenly press the 20mins button instead of the 5 and go take a shower..when you come back the inside of your microwave will look like it's been pebbledashed with pork. *facepalm |
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I had a little operation today and I am in bed and fed up. Entertain me somebody, for the love of GOD help me take my mind of this constant annoyance!! |
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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51s2ueb76HL._SS500_.jpg THAT is the prettiest fucking watch I have EVER seen! |
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What is happening in Birmingham? I would say that 70% of messages I get are from subs in or near Birmingham...What are they putting in the water there? Or is the Bull Ring shopping centre making you all feel opressed? Saying that, if I lived in Birmingham I'd want to be beaten on a daily basis to ease the pain of having to live in Birmingham. ;) x |
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What? Do I know you? If not you will have to WAIT because Hell's Kitchen is on and, as you should know by now, Hell's kitchen is far more important than you ..NOT as important as Jaws 2 was last night, but, you know, still pretty important beacuse some people are trying to cook a bit of dinner and it's very, very stressful! Plus I have £10 on Ramsay saying the phrase "fuck this lamb chop up your arse you retarded cock end" at some point during the season....Fingers crossed! |
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Dear makers of Dove Colour Radiance shampoo. Maybe in the future you could NOT make your shampoo bottles the same shape as the squeezy mayo bottles? They look startlingly similar out of the corner of an eye and if you happen to be the sort of person who stores your shopping on the counter to "put away later" you MIGHT also be the sort of person who would blindly reach for the squeezy mayo bottle. This may also make you the sort of person who is now looking at a ruined salad which smells like a hairdressers. FFS! |
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Has there been an influx of new subs today? My message box is full of them...I've not turned into Plymouth Rock have I? Ahh nothing like an American Pilgrim disembarkation reference to cheer up a Monday lunchtime. x
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WOOHOO!! One of my lovely pets has just emailed me an Amazon gift cert for £100 as gift for passing my Masters Degree. Oh the films I will buy *jumps up and down and gets very excited*. You see, some Dommes demand cash, others diamonds and pearls....Me? Send me gift so I can buy and watch more movies and I'm the happiest Domme in the whole wide world. :) x |
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Out of nowhere the attic hatch just swung down and hit me on the back of the head. It was so unexpected that my brain couldn't work out what had happened. I just stood there a bit confused. When my brain caught up with what had transpired it was decided that it fucking hurt...A LOT! Cock arsing fucking stupid hatch...I will have my revenge, do you hear me? I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!! |
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Jesus Zombie Christ! I've had it up to here with faux intellectuals. New rule: if anybody says the word zeitgeist more than once in a sentance, they are a total and utter bell end. |
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At the moment I can't be fucking arsed to do anything. I'm even bored of playing with My pets. pffffft. I have no idea what is responsible for this malaise, this sudden ennui but I wish it would fuck off back to where it came from. Can't even be bothered to go and get some ice cream from the freezer..and I FUCKING LOVE Ice cream. Cock ass cunt smuthering ball bags. oh. That made me feel a bit better. |
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I can't sleep. To help me sleep I thougth I would watch some clips of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. This has not helped me at all, in fact, it's perked me up and now I'm drooling over Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. DAMN IT! |
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Let me save you some time. I am British and, as a nation, we didn't fight through two world wars so I could be asked to squat over somebody's face and shit in their mouth. Most British people would rather die on the spot than face the social embarrassment of something as simple as an accidental fart, how on EARTH are you going to get them to defecate onto your head? Why not try the Germans, they seem to have turned that sort of thing into an art form ;) |
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I really should find a more productive use of my afternoon other than masturbating as I watch my pets carry out my tasks. However, I REALLY don't want to do anything else at the moment. I shall rename today Fumble Friday. ;) x |
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Today I saw a midget fall over. It combined the two things that bring me joy...Midgets and people falling over. I tried VERY hard not to laugh loudly, I shoved my hand over my mouth and ended up making a kind of a barking noise. Lucky for the prostrated midget I drew some of the attention away from him. All in all...quite a good day. |
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At some point I will get out of bed. I will. No. Honestly. But just not right now. In a bit. A little bit. Maybe a bigger bit. Jesus Zombie Christ my bed is lovely. |
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There seems to be a curious selection of Doms on here who think they can bluster in and challenge me or make me submissive. I have a feeling they are the same sort of men who believe they can "cure" lesbians. It's like those subs who think the only kind of sub is one who is physically forced to submit. It's that macho crap of thinking if they are being forced then they take no responsibility for their submissive feelings, it's ok, she made me do it.
That's as ridiculous as, "hey, I'm not gay, but if you force me into being fucked in the ass by some dude then it's alright." Listen, if you're looking for knee jerk fury from me on your comments, or if you are after some pointless test of authority, honestly, go somewhere else.The good Lord blessed me with an abundance of self confidence and a rational mind. Sorry. x |
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When bored I like to flick through the general profiles. My favourite pictures, so far, are:
Man with whip looking very serious and off into the distance
Woman wearing uncomfortable leather pants
Man holding cock to camera at jaunty angle
Woman bent over with red ass looking at camera with a "oooh look at my ass" face
Man in rubber dress looking nonchalant whist vacuuming.
I am sure there will soon be more to add to my list. |
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well that certainly cheered and perked me up...Thank you boys xxx ;) |
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I am a bit poorely and bored out of my goard. You know what that means? Let me know if you got a cam, I want you to perform for me, I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna bother to do anything other than watch you cum...filth ;) |
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And when we come together, it's a taste we'll be proud of. We'll pop a scoop of friendship on our sugar cone of love. ;) x |
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If I say it once I will say it a million times.. I LOVE PUPPY SUBS!!!!! So cute, so much fun and so adorable. Having one bouncing about the place is super fun, but I do draw the line in following them around with a plastic bag. I'm all for realism but you even THINK about shitting on my kitchen floor and I'll castrate you myself! ;) x |
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Well it is official, I have a super awesome voice. I am now going to refer to my voice simply as "Oral Velvet" and I think you all should do the same. ;) |
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Today I am having a lot of fun with the voice function in message here. SO far the funniest things I have been asked to say are, "I have that for you in a size 16" and "I want to feel you thunder inside me" hahhhhaha. I should start charging for each message I record for people...what do you think? Such fun. |
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There has been a spate of people lately asking if I am a man. I don't quite know how to take this. Either I am coming across as such a force to be reckoned with that it is hard to believe I am a woman, or, there are a lot of men on here who are pretending to be women. Bloody men! Not satisfied with taking the roles of or Pantomime Dames, old women in comedy sketch shows and Shakespearian heroines they are now posing as Dommes on this website. Shame on you men, shame on you.
And for the record no, I am not a man, although if I it turns out that I am, I'm going to need to return this uterus to it's rightful owner and hope she doesn't mind that having it back slightly soiled. |
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Sweet Jesus Zombie Christ! If you want to just waggle your dick at a camera for no apparent reason then you should either just sign up for a chatroulette account or look to get BBC 3 to commission a new "cutting edge" prank show. And yes, you are right, I will continue to just stare at you until you feel uncomfortable and awkward and exit the chat room. |
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I just had to spend 2 hours at a friends house fixing her DVD and Sky box "problem." Do you know what the "problem" was? The "problem" was that she thought that just by plugging the sky box into the ariel socket the signal would magically leap onto the television. I told her never to unplug any leads again and to, perhaps, seek assistance as she will obviously need help with things like getting dressed and using the toilet soon. FFS! |
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One of my kinks is kicking up a storm today. I have an overwhelming urge to see a sub cum, just a lovely image of a sub twisted in pleasure and cumming all over himself. I blame the chili nachos. |
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Hey, idiots who were watching the movie PAUL in the same cinema as me. Do you even watch films? How can I be the only person laughing at the Mac and Me joke? How can you not recognise the Star Wars Cantina music? Are you seriously telling me that none of you knew that was the mountain from Close Encounters? And you have the balls..yes, I said it, BALLS to look at me like I'M the weird one for laughing. *Facepalm*
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Dark, cold night and I'm listening to Miles Davis classic "Kind of Blue" LP. Fuck me, the track Blue in Green makes my soul weep with joy and my heart ache with pain. |
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Today I spent 2 hours at the dentist...2 HOURS! I had the lot, jaw clamps, head straps, restraints and a ring to hold my mouth open. I kept thinking that my subs would have given anything to be in that chair instead of me....and I really wish they could have been.
But I DID learn that when a dentist says, "oh, we won't need any anesthetic for this bit" what he is actually saying is, "yes, I am a total cock hole and I really don't blame you for wanting to bore this drill right through my ball bag" |
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Oh...Ghost Rider you say? Yeah, you are TOTALLY free to talk to me now ;) |
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What? TALK to you? When the original Superman is on the television? ARE YOU MENTAL?! |
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I Just went to see the new Adam Sandler film "Just go with it." To all my subs, past and present, I just want you to know. I now TOTALLY know what it feels like to be worn down and beaten into submission. |
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I know you want to talk to Me but Empire Strikes Back is on the television and THAT is far more important than you. |
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