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decadent21
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"I never want to be seen as cheap.
I saw the tears in his eyes and I thought, 'That's sweet'."
~Rasputina
I'm seeking a domestic slave to perform housekeeping duties for myself and my husband, and to submit to... whatever I want. That might include foot worship, humiliation, enforced chastity, and verbal abuse. Cheerful, obedient slaves can be upgraded to sex toy, but only if I am so inclined. Through domestic service you can prove how willing you are to submit to MY wants and needs.
I am strict, intelligent, and I can be very, very mean. My end goal is TPE (total power exchange). If you dream of being owned completely, I might be the Domme for you.
If you contact me, try to be polite, informative, and unique. I'm more interested in crushing a man with dignity and intelligence, so please leave the cock shots at home. You may refer to me as Ma'am, not "Goddess" or "Mistress" or any variation thereof.
I have a more detailed profile on FL, under the name MissMaia.
-Miss Maia Occula
Addendum the First: I am not interested in online play, unless you have a remote-controlled robot and you can scrub my grout from Belgium.
Addendum the Second: If you have never given *me* oral, then you are not "trained in oral service." Dominants are not interchangeable.
Addendum the Shouldn't Have to Say This: Spelling counts.
I'm also a moderator for the local chapter of the "TNG" ("the next generation of kink"). You can find us on Yahoo or FL, and we always welcome new members! If you're nervous about attending your first munch, please feel free to give me a shout, and I'll do my best to ease your pain.
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My husband (LongLankin) and are both bisexual. But I've been having trouble finding a male sub who is willing to submit to him. So much ingrained homophobia! Why do so many (otherwise lovely) men refuse to even be dominated with my husband in the room? Shouldn't the kinky community, of all places, be free of bias?
What's your advice, people of CollarMe? |
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There's New York City, and then there's this thing called New York. It's like, a whole state. So no, you are not "local." You are 200 miles away.
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List five of your favorite authors. Now five favorite musicians. Five best directors.
Now, how many women are on that list?
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I've always wanted to cuckold some pathetic, well paid wage slave. Then I plan on making him buy me some shoes while I make out with my better looking boy-toy in the checkout lane, and if I have time I plan on mercilessly mocking his penis size. Any takers?
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Sissy men, I love you, but your wardrobes need work. Seriously.
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Height/weight proportion: 0.5
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I'm looking for someone to pamper my feet on a regular basis. I'd like to have them soaked, massaged, scrubbed, and (when need be) painted. Local subs, gimme a holla! This could be an excellent intro to submission, for those of you lacking experience. Or, if we talked and we weren't a good match, this might be a nice way for us to spend time together in a D/s context without committing to a full relationship. In any case, the lines are open, so call now!
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The beatings will continue until my morale improves.
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I'm uninterested in married submissives, and that goes double for those who cheat on their spouses. Yes, I am married. No, it's not fair. Not up for discussion.
As a side note: "discretion" is my watchword. It would be rude of me to advertise another person's intimate predilections without their consent. That said - It's pretty obvious that "discreet" means you're married. "Days only" means you're married. "No marks" means you're married or on the swim team. Not. Interested.
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Watching Wire in the Blood last night online. The killer met young women on a BDSM website devoted to "The World of Vor." I about died laughing. Or I would have, if my stony features were capable of forming human expressions.
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One of my all-time favorite kinks is humiliation. Some of the play that falls into that category includes forced fem, anal penetration, name calling, bathroom use restrictions, and public nudity (at play parties). Of course, what's humiliating for one person is just boring for another. The fun is in pushing my sub around until I find out what makes them squirm!
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To the female submissives:
Tired of the usual jerks? Still can't find a master after what seems like millions of creepy come-ons? Try a Domme! A feminist Domme might be just what you're looking for.
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Nota Bene:
I am not in this for sex. I am not in this for "kinky fun." I am not in this to get you off, or "make" you wear panties, or "force" you to cuckold. I am in this to have my needs met, and my needs are very simple: I command, you obey.
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No more jokes. Now I want a review of Watchmen. I already know Dr. Manhattan is naked, so no blue wang gags. But bonus points for a witty critique of Malin Akerman's... "talent." Update: "Dude, it was AWESOME! You should see it!" is not a review. Also, I'd like to note that this is *not* optional. If you want to be my slave, you have to follow my instructions.
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Madam is bored with the usual come ons. Madam now desires that all applicants send her a good joke instead. Madam will reply to jokes that make her laugh. That is all.
P.S. Madam already knows the one about the three nuns in the nudist colony.
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"If this were a world without lies, how happy your words would make me!"
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Update on the update: Car is broke again. We is still broke. No Christmas tree, no roast turkey, no party. Best friend is in India, even. What forest gnome did I accidentally stomp on to deserve a curse like mine?
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Now, it occurs to me that I may come
off as a little harsh in my profile. I admit that poor grammar and
stupidity *do* drive me into a rage, but usually I'm a happy, positive
sort of person. (Although maybe a little too cynical?) Let me assure
all the potential subs out there: the likelihood that I'll pitch a fit
and beat the tar out of you is very slim. Say one in five. On a good day. Be fair, one in four. If you're well behaved.
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The car broke down yesterday, now it needs extensive repairs to the tune of $2000. I'm stuck at home with three packages of raman noodles until we can go shopping, the boss has an hour walk to the bus stop, and rent's due. You know what? This would be a really good time to have a slave with a car. Update: Car is totes fixed - yay! But we is broke. Boo. :(
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I get a hella lot of messages, and old ones get pushed to the back pretty quickly. So if we had a nice chat going and I suddenly stopped talking to you, I probably just never got around to answering. Please send me another note, I'd probably love to hear from you.
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My condolences to all the beautiful people who wanted to chat with me. My computer's in the later stages of death, chat won't load. Which of course means that if you try to chat with me, I'll know you didn't even glance at my journal, and you will have earned the full force of my ire, *particularly* those of you who think that randomly mailing form letters is the best way to get a Domme. Not on my time, sweetheart.
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Got my first riding crop today. Just the usual kind, black, little more than a foot long. But I love it. It makes me feel real dom-ly. I wish I could bring it to work tomorrow!
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Ah! I had the most delicious spanking last night...
It saddens me that I've only heard back from boys. Where have all the little girls gone? Where are all the soccer moms with the afternoon off?
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I've been simply *swamped* with messages from the most charming sub boys, so I guess it's time to specify.
My ideal sub lives in or near Ithaca. I'll require chauffeuring and housecleaning regularly, so he or she will need a car and some spare time. I have three cats, so allergy-free would be best.
I have a life partner, male, who is likeable, clean and honest. Don't bother telling me you're "not comfortable serving a male," or
"allergic to men." He's not going away just because you have a gay panic. I need someone who can be trusted to look after my man.
I am also of an artistic temperament. There will probably be very little screaming, clamping, drooling, vomiting (ew) or general ugliness. I don't need any of those things to be in control.
Of course, ALL these points are negotiable. Think you might suit me? Drop me a line!
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| Age: 50 |
| Sacramento,
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