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| A woman goes into her Drs and says
"Dr I'm worried"
- what seems to be the problem?
"Its embarassing, about my perverted sexual desires"
- now, now, who's to say what's normal? What is it thats bothering you?
"Well dr, I want to ask my husband to bite my bum but too disgusted to ask him"
- Ah, don't worry many women like things like that, its perfectly normal - we all have our little pleasures and there's no harm in it
(somewhat relieved):"oh thank you Dr, thats a load off my mind - what are your little pleasures if you don't mind me asking?"
- I'll show you, just close your eyes for a moment please
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5 mins later he says "ok all done, now you can open your eyes.
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Confused, she opened her eyes and saw him at his desk as before. "I didn't hear or feel anything dr, what did you do?"
And the dr said: "I've just shit in your handbag".
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