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Ok, I am much too busy to sit around here chitty chattin' to those in whom I know I will have no interest. Please do not message me if:
A.) You have not taken the time to read my entire profile
B.) You do not or can not meet the following personal criteria:
1.) First and foremost, you MUST be a real and honest person. The first time I catch a sub in a lie will also be the last time, for I do not waste time with liars.
2.) You must be at least semi- intelligent. I'm not looking for a fucking rocket scientist here, but I won't suffer some dumbass I have to explain everything to, either
3.) You must have a decent sense of humor. I enjoy a joke, even silly, corny ones :)
4.) You must not be any kind of religious nutcase. Seriously, you'd think this would be the last place I'd have to say that, right? WRONG! I was on here a couple of years ago and some saving-souls-for-jesus lunatic started cyber-stalking me because he wanted me to repent my sinful ways so we could spend eternity together in heaven.
5.) You must be financially secure and willing, .. no, you must have a heartfelt desire... to financially contribute to my aspirations and goals. I'm not talking about stupid things like expensive jewelry and vacations with my girlfriends, or even frequent trips to the spa. I mean things that are close to my heart. I am working towards a dream and I expect you to be supportive, in every way possible, of that.
6.) You must be secure in your own submissiveness. I am not a fucking shrink. It is not my job to help you figure out why you are submissive or if you even are submissive. Know that shit before you approach me.
7.) You must be able to complete tasks, in a timely manner, on your own. I do not have time to spend, nor interest in, micro-managing or harping and nagging at you.
8.) You must recognize that I am a REAL woman. I have a job and a family and hobbies and interests outside of BDSM. I am not some one-dimensional, whip wielding, leather clad fantasy that sits around on a throne all day, every day waiting for you to fall to your knees and worship at my feet.
9.) You must not have children who still live at home. Look, I've raised children. I know how much time, effort and attention they require. There will not be enough of you to go around. I promise. I actually prefer subs/slaves who are also unmarried but I do understand that not all marriages are conventional, so married subs/slaves will be considered on a case by case basis.
Well, if you've made it this far and think you'd qualify, do introduce yourself.
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