I am a cute adorable slave who is owned by Merlin the Magnificient but sexually satisfied by Magnet N Steel. All my lame assed so called master can do is insult other men's genitals like he is 16 instead of 45. He is incapable of intelligent discussion between himself and other men and is easily threatened. he lets off steam by writing furiously in his journal and calling other men names and speculating about other men's nuts. Makes me wonder why he is so obsessed with other men's nuts? ya know? hummmm? it takes a child to get so low they deceide that the only way to resolution is insulting other men's genitals. Of course he can't spell very well for one thing so perhaps he is slightly mentally challenged or just downright dumb. Not sure. Anyway, I love you Master Magnet, hurry, come get me!!