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I'm currently looking for smart friends and pervy, masochistic lovers. I'm happily engaged to and living the suburban dream with my sweety, and life has settled back together enough that I'm ready to dive back into the dating scene. (this sentence has been brought to you Polyamoury![c])
I'm a fairly casual person, really. I like to cook and watch cartoons and do nerdly things. My play style is more rough sex than High D/s, and I'm not particularly into role playing or "head games" (as opposed to "mind games". The latter is awsome, but the former is a hard limit.) or bondage or drama -- I am an inveterate gossip, though, so I find the drama of other people very entertaining. In short, I'm looking for someone to hang out with once in a while, then smack around, and then fuck hard.
You, preferrably, are big, zaftig, luscious, curvy, or whatever you prefer to call it. I prefer bigger bodies, whatever that may mean to you. Hopefully, you're also breathtakingly brilliant, since I also have a fetish for bulbous, low-hanging brains. It'll also help if you can use those brains to talk about... *gestures inarticulately* stuff. Anything, really. Everyone has their interests, but there's a fine line between passion and single-minded obsession. Please, be interesting. If your interest happens to be sex in it's myriad permutations, by the way, so much the better for you. Double-plus bonus points if you're a bit nerdy, too -- we'll speak the same language.
Masochism on your part is sort of necessary, as is your willingness to play without a power dynamic. My D/s needs are fully met at this time, but my SM needs are not. Just come looking for fun.
Final notes: I'm a pretty flexible person, but I'm really not looking for cisgendered men or crossdressers. New friends are always fun, and I'm up for a chat almost any time, but guys? Seriously? No.
And yes, that really is the size of my nose.
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