What a joy it is to see "Deleted Unread". Makes me really glad I spent the time to craft the words into sentences that were both kind and inquisitive. 

Do you owe me anything? Not really, but isn't it at least common courtesy to to read what I say before you flip me the bird?

It's not like I'm cookie cutting out the same message to every human being with breasts on here.

Ah well, single guy problems, knowhatImean?

Of course you don't. I'm the only one who reads this, too.

How to use the ole google image search (and hopefully spend a little less time on fakes and frauds):

Open a new tab and go to http://image.google.com 

Click in the little camera on the right side of the search line.

Now, I use chrome, so it may work differently for you. 

Go back to the photo you're wanting to look for and right click it

Click on "Copy Image URL"

Go back to the google page and past into the search bar, then hit search.

If the image is anywhere on the web that Google has access to, it'll show up.

I'll leave you to figure out what to do with the results. 

And, please, use whatever information you gain responsibly.

I've the strangest craving right now for a bran muffin. And some semi-consensual anal sex. 

Maybe I could do without the bran muffin.

Okay, so the handle has the word "real" in it, but she's a 19 year old bisexual nympho and her two photos are of two different porn stars. Who are you trying to kid? What's the point of this type of lying? Are you starved for attention? Because nobody is paying attention to you, they're paying attention to the person(s) you're trying to pretend to be.

"Deleted Unread"? I was just asking questions because it was a sort of complex request that she'd made. I guess some people think that the tiny little nugget of knowledge that they hold about themselves is just to precious to share. Oh well, profile hidden (never blocked) after a "I wish you well" email. 

Seriously, deleted unread as well?

Maybe I don't wish you as well as I thought I did . . .

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Why is it that you never find someone into age play that wants to be older?

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

I nearly cried when I found that my strawberry milk was flavored with Amyl acetate, amyl butyrate, amyl valerate, anethol, anisyl formate, benzyl acetate, benzyl isobutyrate, butyric acid, cinnamyl isobutyrate, cinnamyl valerate, cognac essential oil, diacetyl, dipropyl ketone, ethyl acetate, ethyl amyl ketone, ethyl butyrate, ethyl cinnamate, ethyl heptanoate, ethyl heptylate, ethyl lactate, ethyl methylphenylglycidate, ethyl nitrate, ethyl propionate, ethyl valerate, heliotropin, hydroxyphenyl-2-butanone (10 percent solution in alcohol), a-ionone, isobutyl anthranilate, isobutyl butyrate, lemon essential oil, maltol, 4-methylacetophenone, methyl anthranilate, methyl benzoate, methyl cinnamate, methyl heptine carbonate, methyl naphthyl ketone, methyl salicylate, mint essential oil, neroli essential oil, nerolin, neryl isobutyrate, orris butter, phenethyl alcohol, rose, rum ether, g-undecalactone, vanillin, and solvent.

Apparently, someone decided that that last post was a bit inaccurate.

I'm not the least bit upset to say that I'm interested in a girl here who is . . . (dun da da dunnn!) interested in me too!

Brains, looks, a lack of a penis! She's got it all.

Hi. Thanks for the compliments, both here and over at alt.

My incoherent ramblings garnering such positive comments gives me a warm fuzzy. Really.

Keep 'em coming.

I think my chat room contributions are equally well received over at "the 'a' word," but there's not a lot of feedback aside from profile views.

But here's a question that pops up in the ole brain pan from time to time: When does all this good will turn in to anything romantic?

Seriously, folks.

I only bite consensually.

Ding!

As I'm a lazy git, but I still feel as though that that I say deserves as wide an audience as possible, I'll just repost my blogs from an ALTernate site (HINT FREAKING HINT)

If you're not sleeping with me, I don't care who or what you sleep with. If you are sleeping with me, I think I have a say from an anti-cooties point of view, but that's about it. Gay, straight, bi-, tri-, a-, I don't really care. Nor, do I think the government should. I like "don't ask," it's "don't tell" that I take issue with. Imagine your boss asking you (assuming you're straight) if you're "getting any." Pretty nasty, eh? Well, maybe that's just because you don't know my boss. But nobody's employer, with the exception of the condom testers, has any business knowing what you do in the sack.
Homosexuals will disrupt unit cohesion? I know there aren't a lot of enlightened souls signing up to go to exotic places and shoot the shit of the indigenous population, but if there's some suicide bomber running straight at your position and you've just expended your last round, are you going to ask the guy next to you if he's pitchin' or catchin' before you ask him for another magazine?
Probably not.
Will you feel weird if you catch him eyeballing your junk in the shower?
Yeah, but a simple "Dude, I'm straight." is usually enough (in my somewhat limited experience) to dissuade further attention.
That and just a touch of sensitivity training (Nobody is going to try to "turn" you, and if they do, that's sexual harassment) should do the trick.


As far as the other side of the coin. Until someone can show me, conclusively, that homosexuality is not, on some level, a choice, I can't really get behind adding homosexuality to the list of the against-discriminated. That, somewhat explosive, statement having been said, let me say that anti-discrimination legislation is good. My ancestors had no choice but to be Irish, a good many people have no choice but to be black, or Jewish, or disabled (not that the nation of my ancestors origins is as much a cause for discrimination as the others, but it used to be). But in a perfect world, one where there is no discrimination, how often do you think you'd hear a gay man or a lesbian say, "Gee, I wish I was straight."?
And, I know that there's documented evidence of homosexuality in "lesser critters," but how much does that have to do with a scarcity of opposite-gender critters?
Nor am I saying that the choice to be gay is, if it exists, in the hands of the homosexual person in question. I'm fully well aware of how early childhood factors can help shape the psyche and behaviors of an adult, but the fact that I was molested as a child hasn't offered me any rights that anyone else is afforded.
And forcing others to live with your choice is a special right. While "second-hand gay" is not, to my knowledge, harmful (unless you want to count the spread of H.I.V. to straight women by their secretly bi-sexual partners to be second-hand gay), I kinda want to lump it in with my having to pay for the treatment for lung cancer on the three pack a day regular or the power scooter for the two-buckets-of-chicken-a-day (it's a glandular problem!) behemoth, but not the fiscal part, just the "I made a choice, now society must change to conform to the result" part.
Crap, I don't know, I'm tired, that first beer was too good, and I need to hunker down and prepare for the hate mail/responses.



Be swell, and love one another.



Oh, and as a P.S., Jesus never said anything about not having to love people who are different. It's all or none, you self-righteous, bible-thumping hypocrite.