What I want is to become a piece of furniture, a toilet to be precise. It's my greatest wish to find a dominant person who's looking for the comforts of a human toilet.
As this implies I'm available for 24/7 TPE. I'm also relocatable. Should you choose to employ me so, I can also serve in other ways, like cleaning or cooking. Don't worry, I'll wash my hands. I'm a good cook.