Square in public, pervert in private.
I have a spanking fetish, and a thing for genuinely sweet-hearted, sexually dominant sadists.
I like other things besides sex, but I do like sex a lot. I'd like to meet someone with a sense of humor, about themselves and most everything else, who doesn't have a ZZ Top beard or handlebar mustache.
P.S. I'm not a good match for people outside the general LA area, as I'm not willing to relocate and I'm not someone who tolerates long spells of no-sex if the person I have it with isn't local and can't be here for it.
And by "long spells," I mean "anything over 24 hours." Sort of kidding, but not entirely.
Also, sorry to put so many negatives in here, but I'm not interested in couples or other non-single people, whether you're into the poly-stuff or not. Thanks.
5/22/2014 2:44:11 AM
I would love it if no one ever sent me an "I want to ram my cock down your throat" message ever again. I promise to refrain from sending you an "I would love to bite it off and spit it at your feet" message in thanks.
