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| I am now (temp.) discontinuing my search. I just need to take a break for awhile. - Thank you.
If you think you are interested, e-mail me.
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There is the dirty riddle "Why does a dog lick his balls?"
The answer is "Because he can!"
Something similar happened yesterday. My long time single friend was over and we had had a few beers. My dog "Satan" was in the garage licking his balls. (He is named Satan so I can scare Jehovah's witness. "Don't make me summon Satan!")
My friend blurted out "* Dam, I wish I could do that! *"
I knew it had been a long time for him and he had to be desperate.
I shrugged my shoulders and answered, “* Oooooooooo Kay, but you better pet him first. That can be one very mean dawg. *”
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What women want from men...based on age.
Marriages fail when priorities change over time because let's face it - most men are pigs.
Here is a list.
What I Want in a Man, Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5 Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
And then. . . .What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
3. Doesn't graphicly discribe his last operation over dinner. |
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Did you ever notice that when it comes to pregnacy, there seems to be a double standard? When your wife or girlfriend is pregnet. People will pat her belly and say "congratulations". But nobody will rub your dick and say "Good Job!". |
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Last night, I went out and had a lot of fun with a vanilla friend. But it is like eating Chinese, it is not very filling. (I said vanilly, she is kink but our kinks are not the same - so we are more like friends.) Don't get me wrong, vanilla dates are fine, they are just not kink. There is a lot of unspoken communication and sexual tension with something as ordinary as sitting across from each other at a table. I guess that is how our kink radar works. We know a fellow kinkster when we see one. They can be in vanilla clothing and we still pick up on it. Anyway, going vanilla got old long ago. It looks like all the good ones are taken. |
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Well, it is Superbowl weekend. Another year without my slave to serve me during the game.
Today, we would be planning our party trays if guests were coming by. Depending on whtever the guests were kink or vanilla, we would decide on the protocol and boundres.
It looks like those days are gone forever, but I still have friends and places to go to. It's just not the same without a girl with your collar padlocked around her neck. |
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A lot of unexpected events have happened this week. As a result, I may not be online as frequently as I have been in the past. Life Happens. |
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THERE SO MANY FAKE & FRAUDULENT PROFILES on Collarspace.
Here are a few warning signs:
One major warning sign is when they want to communicate through YAHOO! Messinger. This is a Spammer trying to get your YAHOO ID. Don't give out your personal information such as your instant messenger ID, email address, or phone number to users you just met online. Scammers will often try to take your conversation with them off the site quickly, often including their email address in the first message they send to you. The safest approach is to keep your conversations with unfamiliar users within the messaging system until you know them better. Spammers, don't waste my time. I do not use YAHOO! Messenger.
Mention of any of the following is a dead give-away that you're dealing with a scammer: Cashier's Check, Western Union, MoneyGram, Ghana, Nigeria, Sierra Leone, Cote De'Ivory, or Cameroon.
Other Warning signs signs are:
If it is "too good to be true" - Guess what - it is! A picture of a woman who looks like a fashion model with a profile that describes how she wants a lifetime of no-limits slavery, an 18 year old virgin? etc. These scammers will often describe their current situation in equally bizarre, over-the-top. It is a major warning sign.
They have NO interest in attending a munch.
They do NOT have a FetLife Profile and have no desire to log into Fetlife
They are complete newbees, but have a very long list of kink activities.
The actual profile has little else written in it. (The rule of thumb is the less said the better) or the SAME text is posted in multiple profiles but in different cities IN THE SAME STATE.
They spoon feed replies in mail. While this seems to be precautionary, sometimes it is used to see if you have taken the bait.
They want an e-mail address outside Collarspace (Another Spammer mining data)
If all she talks about is the money, guess what her profession is.
PHOTOS: What you see is NOT what you get. Many of the fake profiles use photos stolen off the internet. Alternatively no picture other than a drawing of a kitten or flower.
If you see three or more of these signs, watch out.
If they supply a YAHOO Messenger ID, use Google+ or other social media site page. Look up the name on every search engine you can find. Example: Beaut1fu7Slv. Did you find multiple identities or nothing at all? Are there complaints by others that this is a fake ID? Either way - a bad sign.
You receive a text msg or other request to call an unfamiliar number - Don't do it. Here is how it works. The scammer, once they have your phone number, will send you a text message asking you to call a specific number. Once you call, you will be charged a fee on your cell phone account. Alternatively, you may be charged a fee for sending them a text message or for calling their foreign telephone number. The moral here is to be cautious in calling unfamiliar phone numbers you receive in a text message or otherwise, especially if they are located in another country.
For a long list of other scams, read: http://www.collarspace.com/personals/scammers.htm
I DEFINITELY DO NOT NEED ANY MORE NEGATIVITY DRAGGING ME DOWN... SPECIFICALLY, THE SORT, WHICH DEMANDS CONSTANT UNDESERVED ATTENTIONS. |
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Happy New Year everybody. May you win the Lottery! |
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1. Christian Grey was a fictional character dreamed up by a horny housewife. He's never going to really exist. And that's okay. perhaps, you can find what you are looking for and write your own story.
2. . It is the things you do that you are not told to do that catch the dominant's eye. Waking them up to breakfast, having their warm bath ready after work, them coming home to their favorite movie rented from Redbox; those things will make you stand out and make you more appreciated.
3. You cannot always envision corsets and fishnets. A real dominant is going to want to see you at your rawest form. He's going to want to see you as you just wake up, a total mess. High heels are not mandatory in those moments, but your submission is.
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While this was meant to be a funny TV commercial, It shows that you need to lock up the toys. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=81EMX7gZu5c
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Nice guys finish last? Of course we do. We make sure the girl finishes first! Multiple Times! Those of us into bondage tend to prolong the sweet agony of a woman's orgasm, until she begs for release. Not only has the delay in gratification built up to a mind blowing climax, she knows that she has surrendered... completely. |
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4 Steps to Finding that Magical Dom Who Will Know How to Please You Without Even Asking
Step 1: Find a quiet place where you can sit down, close your eyes, and be assured of a few minutes' uninterrupted reflection.
Step 2: Take a deep, cleansing breath. Do your best to feel balanced and centered. Quiet your mind. Relax. Open yourself up to new truths.
Step 3: Now, repeat the following words to yourself, as many times as it takes, until you not only know and understand them, but you have accepted their fundamental truth:
There are no magical Doms. That motherfucker doesn't exist. People in books and movies aren't real. Real people have to go through the difficult work of communication, familiarization, and experimentation in order to determine whether they are compatible, develop trust, and ultimately find out how to relate to one another sexually in a successful manner.
Step 4: Once you have completed Step 3, and you have recovered from the shock and disappointment of the realization that fictional stories are, well, fictional, take comfort by repeating the following words to yourself, as many times at it takes:
Healthy D/s relationships can actually be much better than the ones in movies and books, because they involve satisfying adult activities like conversation, laughter, and self-deprecation. When you are not obligated to be magical and perfect, you are freed up to be human, which is much more fun.
Finally, be realistic and keep your desires in perspective. Look around, you will see a lot of 'Fat, difficult, demanding 'sub' seeks wealthy, fit, intelligent, high-quality 'dom' that will support me. You are not looking for "Mr. Right", you are looking for "Mr. Perfect".
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It's official. Most of my dungeon equipment (furniture, toys, etc) is now gone. It's really hard to sell your memories. As for me, I still have my toy bag. |
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Halloween, was my wife's favorite time of year. I miss her terribly. I still decorated the house. It's the one time the dungeon furniture doesn't look out of place in the vanilla world. The shackles are empty, but the memories are still there. |
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Next week will mark 4 years, that I lost my slave to cancer. Last night, I was contacted by the local munch group. It seems they are interested in purchasing my dungeon furniture. Since it has been a little over a year since I have played with anyone, I have decided to accept their offer. I hate to sell my memories, but I have to realise that all the good ones are now gone. |
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Looking for yet another fake girl with no profile
Must be pimple faced hacker from Nigeria or Lithuania seeking to scam as much money as possible. A total waste of two weeks or more would be preferable. Spelling mistakes and an obviously copied photograph of Tracy Lords or innocent teen ripped from Facebook will be given top priority.
Alternatively 1200 pound or more baby girl with no picture other than a drawing of a kitten or flower.
Special consideration given to TVCDGFMNOPQRST or other indeterminate pan fried sexual polyglamorist.
Examples:
One from Ivory coast if you like blond blue eyes Dad is African mother is Italian. Has loads of money but lost her passport USA btw and can't get her money without it. Needs $2500 for a temp one. (yea right). She is fantastic at photo shop but cuts wrong parts off at times. Oh and last the phone number is from Nigeria.
I've had the white-girl-stuck-in-Africa trope more than once. Generally it goes like this: she was there for a modeling assignment -- because photographers are dying to incorporate the beautiful scenery of Nigeria in their high-fashion work -- but was abandoned with no money and no plane ticket. She just needs some amount of money to leave and fly directly to me to be my slave forever. Because of legal restrictions, though, you can't buy a ticket for her, you can only send her cash through Western Union.
An 18 year old Asian girl in my home town that wanted my e-mail address - to sell to spamers!
When will CM start taking out the trash? Thank you for your incineration. |
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Before my wife / slave died of cancer we had many rituals.
During thunderstorms, we would disconnect all of the expensive electronics, turn out the lights and light candles everywhere. Then she was shackled to the punishment arch for a session. The lightning really helped set the mood during her flogging.
Weather permitting, she would be taken outside to the outdoor whipping post during the full moon for play.
She had to be kneeling at the door, and was required to remove my shoes after I returned from work or a long trip without her. Any "bad news" would have to wait until after dinner once I had a chance to unwind.
Each time before her iron slave collar was padlocked on, she was given the option to be set free. when she refused, the lock was snapped closed.
Each implement (whip, flogger, crop, cane) had different names "Mercy", "Forgiveness", "Penance" etc. So she could beg for "forgiveness" etc.
There are many more rituals that are too numerous to list here. |
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I attended Fetfest 2012, but due to us being short handed, I ended up being at the gate with double shifts. :-(
My birthday is coming on in a couple of weeks. So now McDonald's will officially classify me as a "Senior citizen".
I still hold out hope but I am cleaning out the playroom. I am debating on selling my furniture.
As for CM and ALT, don't get me started. Compared to 1975, things are so much easier now. With all the advancements in computers and sites for people to meet and what seems to be a open forum for discussion of activities and sharing pictures. Yet in the last 12 years it seems that no one wants to connect or play anymore?
Could it be that all the good ones have been taken since I was monogamous with my last sub/slave?
I suppose the issue is that many of them do enjoy bondage but they don't want to put themselves at the risk of landing helpless, bound and gagged (and likely with their privates accessible) with just about any stranger who answered the ad, or the forum post. Sure - the risks of attracting a loonie, rapist/s, a drunk or seriously inexperienced people who want to abuse you would be great but if you don't talk to strangers, how to you make new friends?
I find the local munches a joke. Everyone seems to have formed their own little cliques. It also seems that fetishes are far more specific now.
Another trend seems that many are overlooking "Mr Right" in a search for "Mr. Perfect." |
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D/S partner want ads - How to read between the lies
- Under consideration -- we're dating
- I've been released -- he dumped me
- 24/7 -- a relationship (probably live-in)
- I am a true dom/sub -- you're a phony if you aren't just like me
- He's a wannabe -- I'm acting like I'm part of the "in" crowd, but that's because I'm hoping you won't see that I'm really a wannabe
- You aren't sub enough -- I can't handle a gal with a mind of her own without resorting to cheap manipulation
- I have a mentor/protector -- he's got a knight in shining armor kink and gets off on playing "dom lite"
- I'm real -- I'm crazy so I hope this convinces you that all the goofy stuff I've said has its place on planet earth
- submission is a gift -- I'm waiting for Prince Charming to come riding up to me in a carriage drawn by pink unicorns
- IS THIS YOU?? (follows a description of a fantasy mate) -- Are you so stupid or desperate that you take me seriously?
- I will bend you to my will –- I am insane
- I am a bratty sub –- I am a pain in the ass
- I am a submissive with slave tendencies -- pick me because I'm pretending to be subbier (or better) than a regular submissive.
- I am seeking my One -- someone out there has dysfunctions which are compatible with mine
- I have 20 years experience in the lifestyle -- I hope you'll be impressed by the few things I learned 20 years ago because I haven't learned anything since
- I seek a master to teach me -- I dropped out of high school
- I am a trainer of sluts -- I'm looking for girls who will believe they are being "trained" when I order them to blow me
- training -- getting to know ya
- I'm trained -- I will drive you nuts doing exactly what my last master wanted
- I am a 24/7 slave, online only -- I am a bored housewife
- I'm strict but fair -- I'm always right, you're always wrong, and I'll beat you whenever you’re right and I don’t want to admit it
What they say Verses What they mean in personal ads:
- Spiritual: Will say anything to have sex with you
- Seeing what is out there: Cheating on a girlfriend or spouse (or both)
- Slightly older: Buys Viagra in bulk
- Looking for a friend: Wants sex on the first date
- Lets get to know each other: Wants fuck buddy
- Bored with: Tired of jerking off
- Artist: Jobless, crashing on friends couch
- Open minded: Wants anal sex on first date
- Handsome: Bald
- Soulful: Long winded and dull
- Long term relationship: Desperate and lonely
- No Games: Anticipate Drama
- Fun Loving: Get used to lots of farting and burping
- I like to spoil you with…..: Stalker
- Tantric gentleman: Middle aged and frequently naked
- Normal guy here: Lacks any sexual ability whatsoever
- Looking for more: Hookers stopped returning his calls
- Adventurous: Owns insane amounts of porn
- New to the area: Drifter wanting free sex
- Available: Horny and desperate
- Creative: Will let you buy dinner
- Nice looking: Serial Killer
- Looking for a connection: I need your vagina for three minutes
- Athletic: Jerks off at his own reflection frequently
- Fit: Scrawny
- Dedicated: Has no life wants to invade yours
- Entrepreneur: Unemployed
- Ready for a fresh start: Hiding from law enforcement
- Honest: Lacks any discretion
- Fun: Has numerous fetishes
- Respectful: Pussy Whipped
- Down to earth: Will bore you to tears
- Successful: Overly self important
- Intelligent: Pompous
- Sensual and caring: Will fixate on rubbing your breasts endlessly
- Average guy: Short and balding
- Discreet= please, pretty please, don't tell on me
- Race, sex, age unimportant = just something to stop the masturbation
- Intelligent - can spell own name correctly (most of the time)
- Caring - has 20 cats
- Sociable - has multiple personalities on Second Life
- Will encourage your hobbies - wants weekends free for gaming conventions
- Loves kids - convicted pedophile
- Considered handsome - by his mother
- Financially secure - tightwad
- Looking for love - didn't find it with his four ex-wives
- Neat and tidy - irons his underwear/borderline OCD
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Well, I just learned about collar me's features. - In the profile area, it will delete the name of any other fetish networking website that you list.
I'm also on that other site as well........my name there is majister as well. Of course I can't type the name here, but it begins with f. |
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Well, the Super bowl will be coming in February. That is going to be hard again this year for several reasons:
* It is on the day after my birthday
* FG will not be here to make either day special.
Her iron collar sits in the dungeon, open and empty. I look at it and realize that a part of me has died with her.
I will never forget our first Super bowl together while watching the Ravens pull an incredible game. She absolutely enjoyed that day, knowing she was collared at my feet.
What am I going to do to avoid getting depressed?
So far, I haven’t decided whatever or not I am going to stay at home, go to a vanilla friend’s or just go to a sports pub.
In any event, neither day will be anywhere near as fulfilling. The world moves on, just when you feel that your world has ended. I have moved on, but my coffle is still empty and the holidays have only made it worse. |
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I had a vanilla date for New Years Eve / day. It was O.K. but it has been over a year since the tragic loss of my wife to cancer. I am hungry for a session and many of my close kink friends live out of state.
I wish I attended Dark oddsey this month, but there was too much vanilla stuff going on over the holidays.
The play room is just so empty. I do have to make repairs to the fuck machine on the rack. It is awaiting parts. It has worked far better than expected, and I intend to make further modifications. |
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Thanks to all my friends in the kink community that has offered their help and well wishes since the loss of my wife.
It has been difficult adjusting with being alone again after being married to my slave soul mate for so long. |
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When you find your soul mate, you become something different, something better.
What do you become when they are taken away from you by cancer?
There comes a time to move on, and learn to live again.
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| Age: 26 |
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