I get a few messages every day from angry people, asking Me to "fuck off and leave the site".

The thing is they always read like they are written to people who were dropped on their head as a baby.

I promise to delete My profile here if one angry little man can send Me a message asking Me to and explaining why I should without any mistakes in the message.

just to let you all know..... I only reply to about 5% of the message I get sent.

If you don't mention tributing, if you talk in text speak, if it's all talk about you and there is nothing about Me in your message, if you forget where to put the important capital letters, then expect to be ignored.

and if you mess Me around, act flaky, make and then break plans after I do reply then I will go one step further and block you.

only the very luckiest will get to experience being under My thumb, or heel.

write "6 magpies" in your message to guarantee a reply, and if you know the relevance of that then even better.

slave positions I have open at the moment.

pms slave. 

I get the worst pms ever and I don't want to take it out on My wonderful boyfriend, so I need a slave I can take it all out on. webcam verbal abuse, cbt, etc, will make me feel MUCH better.

lingerie loving slave.

to buy My used panties from Me and keep Me in new beautiful lingerie.

diet control slave.

I want a slave whose diet I can control, must be overweight but I don't want an obese slave really. you will be expected to weigh yourself on cam once a week and will be dropped and blocked if you are not making enough progress.

All slaves will be expected to tribute.

I met up with My slave tanya Corvidae yesterday and despite him having a lower budget than usual we had a wonderful time.

I always meet him with my best friend Goddess Maria, who is also a Domme. We meet at a dim sum restaurant in central London called Ping Pong. Goddess Maria and I catch up and eat while tanya eats food that we have licked, pre chewed or spat on. he LOVES it. We were sat next to an old man who was dining alone and seemed very amused by the whole thing.

Then we did a little bit of shopping, I can't wait to show you My beautiful new shoes when I have taken some photos later.

When we had finished shopping we headed back to ping pong, on the way I got him to withdraw some money from a cashpoint for Me and let Me apply blusher to him in the middle of regent street, then into ping pong where he bought Us more cocktails and left.

oh, and I nearly forget to mention, after over a year of serving Me I have now signed an ownership contract.