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I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, nipple clamps, and tying my date up to watch her hopelessly try to free herself.
How did people survive before the advent of social networking?
Living as part of a species who has gone from hunting to survive to hunting for the remote so they dont miss that new episode of American Idol, I can proudly say a classified ad like that would be an amazing relief to see.
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