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I get paid to string words together to entertain people. What this means is that I get paid for what I write and those words are used to get people to buy stuff they don't really need or want, like soap or detergent. Edit: Changed this, because I didn't realize how bad it sounded. This is marketing after all! I am looking to meet a woman who is literate, interesting and funny. Anything else is a bonus.
7/23/2011 6:59:56 PM

http://nyan.cat/

7/12/2011 2:41:10 PM

This is probably gonna sound stupid so, just enjoy the ride.

 

But if you're gonna have a fake profile--please find better fake pictures to use?  I know what Stoya, and Allison Angel and Raven Reilly look like, so when your fake profile uses a photo that I have actually discussed w/ the photographer in question...

 

1.) You look like a moron.

2.) You come across as lazy.

3.) You give nothing of any honesty away, which means that I probably have as much interest to speaking to you, as I do of watching the paint dry.

 

and finally

 

4.) If you're that doubtful about your looks, or your gender--I'm going to fucking destroy you anyway, so seriously don't even fucking bother.   I don't care if you're a masturbating bitch boy, a dirty gay bottom, or a fat girl who hates her tits--be secure in your meat and own who you are.  

 

Because I have little interest in people who don't own their meat.  

 

 

 

 

 

3/10/2011 8:25:31 PM

 live with your mind, feel with your heart, think with your soul?

michellesubtx
 
 Age: 34
 Oceanside, California