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MistressLavinia
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What I want:
I want it all! I want romance, love, sex, a lovely pet!! I want someone to spend time with, going out to dinner, to the movies, as well as hot & heavy scenes. Due to my wanting all of these things, you need to be local.
What I want most of all is a sissymaid. I'm looking for submissive man who likes being feminized & loves to serve to take care of my every desire. Masochist is a bonus & sex is optional. You must be local or at least able to come here to meet me with no guarantee that we will hit it off. I want to get to know you, to make sure that you're the right one before we start anything. I'd love it if you were a good cook, in my judgment, of course, which means being creative. Can you take a $10 bill to the store & buy the ingredients to create & serve dinner for 5? If you're interested, please send me a thoughtful email telling me some about you & about why you think that you'd be able to please me. If you send me a one-sentence missive, I'll just delete it unread. If you live in another country or across this country, please don't waste our time, because you won't be the right one.
I am very sensuous, sexual & passionate. I prefer being poly. I'm also intelligent & have found that life really is a joke. I laugh a lot. I enjoy being alive. I don't take myself too seriously & you shouldn't either. I'm not looking for a one-night stand.
And here is what I am not: I am not a desperate fat old lady who will accept any kind of treatment from anybody. I am very selective. I don't care when I find someone, as long as it's the right someone. I have all the time in the world.
As I say in my earliest journal entry, I need a pet of my own. Would that be you?
I'm just back in my home area & I'm not willing to relocate away from my family. If you are not local, don't bother to contact me as I'm not going anywhere. Thank you.
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There is a part of me that yearns to be exclusive, one on one with that person who so enhances my life that neither of us would need anyone else to make us happy. But there is also that huge part of me that yearns to be in another poly family. And then there's that other part that just likes fuckin around. |
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Please copy and paste this if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs to be punched in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone that deserves a punch in the face, except... a punch in the face. However we together as a nation can raise awareness. |
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ok, so this guy contacts me, makes a big rush at me, i'm liking him, he's liking me & things are going along pretty well...then, i say the fatal words:
"you do realize that i'm fat, right??"
he's seen my picture, he looked at my profile, but apparently, it never occurred to him that i was actually fat, cause when i said that, he suddenly remembered that he has a "fat phobia"...WTF??
so to those of you out there who are mathmatically challenged, a woman who is 5'8" & weighs 235 lbs is not just big-boned, ok??? |
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If someone comes to your front door and asks you to remove your clothing and dance with your arms in the air, DO NOT do this, as it is a scam, they just want to see you naked. Please copy and paste this to your status, I wish I had received this yesterday, I feel stupid now!! |
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WOW!! I was just informed today that only doms are allowed to be poly, subs are not supposed to be. Dang!! I guess I'm doin it all wrong. Again. *sigh* Fucktards!!! |
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A post I made today that explains my needs:
I hate it when I get cute new shoes with buckles but the hole in the strap is smaller than the tongue on the buckle. So here I am bent at the waist--no mean feat with the waist that I have--& am now in a position where I can no longer see the shoe, let alone the strap or buckle. This is why I need a pet of my own!!
LOL
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| Age: 22 |
| United Kingdom |
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