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Wanted: one live-in male/female wife or slave. Slave will sleep in separate slave's quarters and be responsible for certain household chores including body service, secretarial work and entertaining guests but excluding cooking and caring for my cat. Read below for a short illumination of expectations. Inquire if interested.

Don't be fooled by the drill-sergeant style of the profile. I'm sweetness and light, until you piss me off.

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1. I am not looking for online, blackmail, or any other such time-wasting diversions. If you ask me to be my online webcam slut, I will just delete your message. Don't bother trying to be the exception. There isn't one.
2. If you aren't willing to suck cock, swallow semen or take it in the ass when told, don't bother messaging me. Occasionally I will want you to engage in deviant sexual behavior, and while I am willing to work with you to overcome reticence, I am not willing to be told 'no' when I want to see you deep-throating a phallus, whether translucent purple silicone or otherwise. Rather than seeing this as my lording my own will over the innocent onlooker, consider it a filter; clearly those who are not willing to engage in the aforementioned activities are not compatible with me, and vice versa.
3. I am part of a supportive, sex-positive polyamorous relationship. I have other slaves. My partners are aware of my kink and actively encourage what I do. You might have to interact sexually with one or more of them if I think it'd be hot. I'm not leaving my lovers to run off with you, for any reason whatsoever. Cope with it. Not interested? Pass on by.

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Here are some of my expectations:

I'm a hippie, one of those artsy-fartsy liberal queers who thinks that my actions directly affect the planet in their own small way. That philosophy carries over to the rest of my daily life. I am a sex therapist and I am devoted to doing the most good I can in this sadly neglected area of life. I have a fairly well-calibrated bullshit detector, and I make liberal use of it.

I'm not in this for anything less than exactly what I want. If you aren't prepared to be whipped, chastised, humiliated and hurt in the pursuit of my will, then you have no business messaging me.

If you come to me, expect to live as a slave. You earn privileges - you earn respect - you earn your name and your right to look me in the eye. This is not a free ride. When here, you may need to work outside the home just like I do - and I expect to come home and have my house sparkling clean and a mug of chai waiting for me next to my laptop. There is a reason it is called 'slavery.' You sleep on a pad in the playroom - or if you've really been good, at the foot of my bed. You eat after we eat. You sleep when I allow it. Your life revolves around my wishes, and in turn, I accept responsibility for your well-being. Expect to be cared for. Do not expect to be indulged like a spoiled grandchild.

I am not a female supremacist and have little patience for that kind of adulation. I do, however, have similarly stringent standards and very high expectations. If you want someone to whip your ass into shape, very possibly in a literal sense, this may be a good opportunity for you.

Yes, I am in a polyamorous relationship. I expect you to get along with my partners. I expect you to render domestic service to them, and potentially sexual service as well, depending on my whim. You don't have to fall in love with them, and they don't have to fall in love with you. Remember this: though I have other partners, and we share many things, my pet/sub/slave is my own.

I want my slave to center his or her world around me - and I expect to have to earn it by holding my slave to my standards, correcting when mistaken, punishing misbehavior, rewarding where merited.

My response to you depends on whether I think you're actually serious. Use proper spelling and grammar. Capitalize. And for Christ's sake, don't use 'u' and 'r' in place of their homophonic words. Ignore that and be ignored. Your choice.

I don't have patience for pussies. Be clear about what you want. Timid or tentative is okay. Outright scared is okay. Just have a backbone. You will be surprised at the way I can draw courage and grace out of a person.

If you think you're up to the challenge... the "send message" box is an inch or two down the screen.
Do it.
4/10/2011 7:00:47 PM

So the Boy is showing up here this summer.  More to come, possibly, if I ever start having enough time to update this regularly. 

11/3/2010 4:28:47 PM
Me: GDI I forgot to make food. Fucking imgur. Joel: Shit, I should've reminded You. Me: Neh, it's alright. Joel: Well, that's good. But every GDI is a missed opportunity to shine.
4/22/2010 10:10:49 AM
Man, I'm SO OLD.  I just saw a Ke$ha video and all I could think of was My Fair Lady.  Get off my lawn!  *ahem*  Seriously, though, a BDSM version of My Fair Lady... very hot...
4/4/2010 2:32:10 PM
Yay, we have interwebs again.
3/22/2010 2:09:13 PM
How the crap is it that 90% of the people I went to school with have married and spawned?  Our five-year reu is THIS SUMMER, and one guy I knew has had SIX CHILDREN.  SIX.  HOLY ASS.  I so do not want those cooties.
2/28/2010 9:46:03 AM
From the profile of a submissive male whose name I don't remember but who I would credit if I could:    "Mistress is not always right - but She is NEVER wrong."
12/1/2009 1:01:10 PM
Laptop boots reliably!  Thank you, hedgie!  <3
11/28/2009 7:29:35 PM
I want a slavegirl for Christmas...
11/4/2009 5:17:12 PM
Effective immediately, my search is on pause - i'm moving.
10/26/2009 4:09:31 PM
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Holy CRAP that is hot.
10/26/2009 7:03:15 AM
Okay, s-types, here's a challenge.   I need someone for four or five hours tonight to help me reassemble my house.  I'm not the barking-orders type, but prepare to be instructed with some rapidity and firmness.  Maids welcome; some light lifting involved (no more than 25#).  We'll cook dinner afterward.
10/15/2009 2:41:15 AM
Mine.
10/10/2009 3:41:25 PM
Thrilled to say that i've been found by an absolute gem - superlatively sweet boy - courting, getting-to-know-you period leading to possible acquisition in progress.   So all you sub guys who are nervous about messaging Dommes - don't be - it works!
9/29/2009 10:34:26 PM
NO, I am NOT in New York Fucking City just because my profile says my state is NY - there is more to NY than NYC, and I am going to hunt down and summarily STAB TO DEATH the next person who confuses them and has his head too far up his fucking ass to google it before saying "wheres rochester"!  Do not ask me where Rochester, NY is.  You are ON THE INTERNET.  USE IT.  *fume*
9/23/2009 7:20:39 PM
Looks like an interesting experiment: One question, one honest answer. Ask away. Send one question to my inbox. One question. Anything. No matter how awkward it may be, I will answer honestly, no catch. Also, I challenge you to put this in your journal, especially if you ask a question. Inject a little honesty into your life.
9/21/2009 1:34:36 PM
New photo uploaded, courtesy of my darling Max.
9/16/2009 12:10:42 PM
Have developed tendonitis in my right arm; therefore am not playing until it heals.  I'll post another note when I'm back.
9/13/2009 8:39:20 PM
COPE was excellent.  First time I've ever topped a couple.
8/28/2009 5:45:22 PM
Boys - with all due respect, unless you are prepared for fairly quick relocation and perfect, device-enforced chastity, I have little to no use for a sissy maid.  I also have no interest in transforming anyone into a shemale.  It's just not my kink.
8/25/2009 8:18:55 PM
Been away all summer; I'm back now.  Sorry for the giant lapse in communication.
4/14/2009 8:03:55 AM
OK, so basically my wireless has cancer. You know how pet fish will get The Ick? Yeah, my wireless has The Ick. Be patient, and if I don't write you back and haven't logged in for a day or two, that's why.
3/20/2009 8:36:39 AM
Had my wisdom teeth out yesterday. Responses will be slow and possibly not very coherent. =
3/7/2009 10:21:48 AM
Anybody wanna be my Pennsic slave? I'm going for both weeks, not just War Week. Hit me up.
3/6/2009 12:30:37 PM
Am looking for a local (or localish) person to help me build a chiffarobe for my playroom. I've got one designed, just need someone with some mechanical talent and/or power tools. Contact for details. This isn't compensated, but you can take pictures for your portfolio if you want.
3/5/2009 11:28:14 AM
So, my girl moved into her own place today. =] Parted on good terms a while ago - perhaps time to begin the hunt again...
1/24/2009 8:05:28 AM
Teaching the girl different exercises for flexibility and endurance - along with them go certain positions I like, most borrowed most egregiously from Gorean lit & culture. Broke in the playroom last night in a most entertaining fashion; "yes Ma'am" has become second nature. It's good.
1/18/2009 11:52:55 AM
So the training of K has gone beautifully thus far. She's wonderfully responsive and eager to please, and reacts quickly to stimuli such as a verbal command or the lash. More to come, certainly.
1/8/2009 2:16:48 PM
Wow. As of four this morning, I have acquired a live-in slavegirl. For now, I'm suspending my search to concentrate on training her.
1/7/2009 7:29:10 PM
That was really pleasant. I made an inquiry and got a prompt "No, thank you" response. It's that simple and quick, and it buttoned up the process without any hard feelings. Thank you for that.
1/7/2009 2:43:04 PM
So I finally made my camera work -- I've added a couple photos to my profile.
1/5/2009 2:12:03 PM
Assignment for anyone who chooses to take it:


 Tell me about your New Year's resolutions, and why you chose them.
12/2/2008 10:20:34 AM
If one trolls with rancid bait, a bottom feeder one shall catch. Stolen without consent from the profile of a remarkably wise sub male on this site.


In other news: I have acquired a roommate. Am considering the acquisition of one slave of any gender for a live-in arrangement. Am also considering purchase of slave; email for details.
11/25/2008 11:28:52 AM
So I cut my hair. It's shoulder length now, and the curl really shows itself. =] I'm very pleased with the results.
11/19/2008 9:23:25 AM
Anybody in the Rochester area want to take me out for a haircut/style and a manicure?
11/11/2008 11:31:52 AM
Am considering veganism.
11/4/2008 9:42:39 PM
YES WE F*CKING DID.
10/21/2008 10:20:38 AM
Can we please collectively admit that "mature" when used in a profile as a criterion of search is meant as "45 and up?" Mature means a lot of things, and not all of them are how many times a person has revolved around the sun.
10/21/2008 9:22:41 AM
Still looking for my cinnamon girl...
10/12/2008 3:51:12 PM
Looking for a t-girl to mercilessly chastize, feminize and make into my captive maid. E-mail if interested!
10/3/2008 4:06:56 PM
After a hellish week of moving and carting crap up and down stairs - we're in the new place. =]
9/21/2008 6:16:15 PM
Tipping/frosting my hair in purple. Manic Panic's Purple Haze, to be exact.
9/18/2008 5:07:24 PM
So not only do I have that winch, now I've got a whole set of new canes (some fiberglass, some poly) and new spreader bars. Whee...!

In other news - I'm seriously considering starting a fetish/goth/BDSM adult film company. What do you think?
9/11/2008 6:37:04 PM
Also don't be afraid to message just because you're shy about your body. I love a good set of curves on a girl... yes, I know what BBW means, and I'm not scared of it.
9/11/2008 6:21:08 PM
Score. I just got the winch I needed to set up my suspension rig... 
9/7/2008 3:33:49 PM
To clarify: I'm looking for a service and then sexual slave with a masochist streak. 
9/6/2008 1:57:27 PM
There's a girl, looking for a new life, who's caught my eye... 
9/5/2008 3:44:40 PM
Who the hell actually calls someone a slut in their first message? Are you serious? Come on, people, you're not exactly enchanting the girl by verbally abusing her...
9/4/2008 10:21:43 AM
The time for gentleness in pursuit has passed. The velvet gloves have come off, friends... it is time to be myself and cease with the everlasting motherliness. There is a time and a place for that. 
8/24/2008 3:10:57 PM
So it's time for an overhaul... bear with me as I revamp my profile. I've had a shift in priorities and feel that this listing should reflect my current aims.
8/12/2008 5:39:11 PM
Not booking sessions until further notice. 
8/7/2008 11:03:34 AM
I'd like to publish a public thank-you to my boy John, who went so far out of his way as to get me a massage table for my birthday. Thank you so much... it will get quite a bit of use, rest assured. This is awesome. Good job!
8/4/2008 8:25:34 AM
Happy birthday to me... I'm 21...
8/1/2008 10:34:54 AM
I got a new laptop, from which I'm logged in to CM right now... woohoo! 
7/17/2008 4:38:47 PM
Thanks to the incredibly knowledgeable staff at the local hospital, I'm doing quite well and have been cleared for *grin* strenuous physical activity. ...I'm back in the game! *big smile*
7/11/2008 6:04:57 PM
Mono is still kicking my ass. Still having trouble getting fluids down. I appreciate all the well-wishes, really I do, it's a little ray of sunshine in an otherwise really overwhelmingly crappy week. Thanks, everyone who's dropped me a note to say "feel better" or "I'm thinking of you."
7/7/2008 10:19:30 AM
So, I have mono, and tonsillitis. Unless you have Jell-O and are willing to bring it to me, responses will be molasses-in-January slow.
7/2/2008 5:56:12 PM
Strep is such cuntery.
6/21/2008 3:00:22 PM
From now until at least the end of the summer, I'll be cutting WAY back on my professional work. I will still happily session, and to the loyal ones who always show up with something sweet for me, I'm still accepting tribute - but I'm not going to be doing the standard professional work anywhere near as much. My priorities are shifting.


I've developed a burgeoning interest in magazines such as Leg Show, Leg World, Leg Action and the like.  The standard male reader of such periodicals seems to be exactly the kind of boy I'm looking for...


And my birthday's coming up! If you would like the link to my wishlist, let me know. I'll also happily accompany you out for a birthday dinner or a small shopping trip. Nothing like a red-cheeked boy digging into a plate of what I decided he'd be eating with a "Thank you, Miss..."
6/3/2008 8:08:34 AM
I'm taking a break from the scene for a while, until things have settled down in my life. I'm working two jobs and have acquired a new romantic partner, and I need to concentrate on those things before I complicate them with BDSM. Replies will be sporadic at best... consider yourself forewarned.
5/21/2008 11:34:41 PM
So I've realized that I really want a bubble bath. Complete with a slave boy who comes bearing bubble bath in a flavor I enjoy - and who I can trust not to be disgusting while he assists me with my bath. If anyone can oblige I'd be most appreciative.
5/21/2008 4:21:03 AM
So apparently we've got spiders. This does NOT make me a happy Domme.
5/16/2008 8:02:01 PM
To all of those who have realized that what they actually want is a very kinky, sexually dominant girlfriend - congratulations on being clearheaded. For those who want this and have written in their profile that they wish to become a chastised service slave - shame on you, and no wonder you haven't got the woman you want. You're starting off any initial contact with a massive lie.
5/11/2008 11:37:50 PM
An amendment, apparently, is in order.

1) Be willing to service anyone I tell you to service. This includes men, women, and any other gender. 
2) Be willing to do exactly as I say, without any question other than to clarify an instruction.

If you can't do both of these - not just one, but both - don't even bother messaging me.
5/11/2008 1:51:37 AM
I've decided that what I want is either a transgendered slave or a male slave to feminize. Hit me up, gurls...
5/7/2008 10:55:51 PM
If you have to say you're classy...
5/3/2008 10:14:54 PM
I have one position available for a household and dungeon cuckold slave. Gender, age, et cetera are irrelevant. You will be retrained, whether or not you have had BDSM experience. Novices are welcome. Impress me. You have one chance.
4/26/2008 10:04:29 PM
I enabled a budding Domme to put her boy in chastity today. Made me feel good... those two are off to a wonderful start.
4/26/2008 10:25:44 AM
"It's too bad you're only 20." ...too bad? For whom? It certainly doesn't bother me a whit.
4/26/2008 12:50:47 AM
Don't give me the "send me nudie pics and I'll be your devoted slave forever" bullshit. I was born at night but it wasn't last night.
4/24/2008 1:12:54 AM
A fairly productive day, today.
4/19/2008 10:20:27 PM
Nobody ought to be discriminated against or talked down to because of their preferences. If you don't want a pro - why is that a big deal? There's no reason someone specifically seeking someone non-professional should have to sift through stacks of profiles that are patently unappealing to them. Maybe we should implement something close to the b.com feature - it's a little drop-down box in which you can check whether you're a pro or not, and those seeking can filter their results accordingly. Food for thought.
4/18/2008 12:13:32 PM
Notice is hereby posted: I expect a 10% deposit upon confirmation of a session (not before). Be prepared for this or don't attempt to schedule.  ...    And in response to recent inquiries - since I don't feel like answering this over and over again - I can of course verify who I am, and that I do in fact have my own dedicated playspace, in any manner reasonable and necessary. Cam is reasonable. Phone is reasonable. Pictures are reasonable. Me scanning you a photo of my license is not. Really, do I look that dumb?
4/16/2008 12:11:56 AM
Back from NYC.
4/10/2008 10:18:54 PM
*One session left. Any takers?*
4/2/2008 9:09:00 PM
Alright kids, two sessions left - and I'm also entertaining the idea of having a cuckold chauffeur for myself and my bull... hit me up if you're interested, we've got a little time to negotiate.
3/28/2008 10:26:22 AM
Since clearly we are not reading my journal - chat is not an option. Don't request, it will be ignored.
3/7/2008 2:42:00 PM
I'll be in NYC on 11 and 12 April - I have four appointments for sessions available. Let me know if you're interested. I'm also looking for an escort for myself and my boyfriend to a fetish club in the area. Cucks welcome.
3/7/2008 11:43:40 AM
My kittens are going to the Humane Society on Monday. Not really thrilled about it, but it's what's best for them... ='[ I am not a happy mama right now...
2/27/2008 1:17:27 AM
Thanks Jim. =]
2/17/2008 11:25:54 PM
Someone should buy me a pair of boots.
2/16/2008 2:39:56 PM
Just got my ears pierced - this will be the third try. I heal like a lizard, so keeping things pierced is difficult. But here's another go...
2/2/2008 4:17:29 PM
No chat until further notice. Requests will be ignored.
1/24/2008 9:05:10 PM
Clarification. If you want to be my personal slave and you aren't willing to suck cock, don't even bother emailing. Don't waste my time or your own.
1/24/2008 7:41:52 PM
...that may very well have been the strangest BDSM-related experience I have ever had... 
1/22/2008 11:22:12 AM
Auditioning tonight for my personal boy. Hopefully this one will be what I'm looking for... I'll update when it's over.
1/22/2008 12:43:51 AM
Ask me about my art business.
12/24/2007 11:48:50 PM
Merry Christmas, or whatever holiday you celebrate. Peace on Earth... stay safe, be happy, and the best of kink to everyone. =]
11/11/2007 11:35:54 PM
Perhaps we aren't getting the idea, boys, so here's another attempt to make it clear (as, evidently, my profile isn't being read or understood):

I am doing strictly professional work, and have absolutely no need for a live-in pet. I am already satisfied in that regard. If you're looking for a live-in arrangement or a full-time Domina, you need to move on, because I'm not looking for that, nor am I going to make an exception because you think you're convincing.
11/9/2007 5:22:48 PM
SCORE! Back in the place I was originally working upon moving to the Roc. I love my job...! I think I'm still going to stay in the pro game, though. This is fun. It's good practice.
10/26/2007 1:42:31 PM
Lost my fucking job. If anyone knows anyone in the Rochester area, please, please let me know. Resume upon inquiry.
10/20/2007 2:45:24 PM
*sigh* Not all professional dominants are money-sucking, soulless bitches. I'm not. I'm struggling to find a better job, and trying to do what I can in the meantime to ease the financial burden. Not all of us do it out of malice.
darlingmckenna
 
 Age: 45
 Nashville, Tennessee