A FEW WORDS OF WISDOM:
When I say friends only, I mean friends only. I am not being coy. Not playing hard to get. Not waiting for some magical penis attached to Sir Domly Dom to whisk me away. I have what I need and I am completely fulfilled in my relationship.
If I am nice to you, I'm not flirting. Trust me on this. I don't flirt. I am horrible at flirting. I don't like being rude to people, it bothers me.
I will survive if I never see your vag/peen. Please refrain from sending me a pic of it. You can't unsee things and you will forever remain the talking penis in my head. When that happens, whatever you say next gets a weird accent with a speech impediment and a drooling problem. In other words, I will never be able to take you seriously. Ever.
I am not a fetish, please don't treat me that way. If you have a thing for older women, littles, chubby chicks, brown-eyed brunettes, etc., good for you. But remember I am a person that has thoughts, feelings, and opinions.
I will not trade pictures with you. Period. End of. Don't get all butthurt when I refuse.
I am not going not going to role play with you. I won't be your online Mistress, Mommy, Domme, whatevs. Online really holds no appeal to me, especially when it comes to complete strangers. Again, not being coy or playing hard to get. It's just how I am wired.
If I viewed you more than once, I am not stalking you or seeking attention. I have a crap memory and forget names, so there is a big chance I have forgotten that I had already looked at your profile.
If you can carry on a conversation that doesn't instantly start with sex or kink, I will more than likely respond to you.
If you can talk anime/manga, Minecraft, music, or books, you are automatically awesome. Especially if we like the same kinds of music, books, and anime.
One more thing and then this whole gritchy, ranty post will end. I don't have yahoo or skype. I don't use the chat on here, it kills me. I do have kik, but I don't hand out the information all willy-nilly-like. If I give it to you, don't be a douche. You will get put on the blocked list.
And that about wraps up my little verbal spewage for the day. Have a good one and find something that will make you smile.
