ldygolden on Collarspace

5/1/2006 7:40:58 PM

I have been in the D/s scene for about 6 years now and to this day I cannot understand why people continually lie about who they are and what they desire online.
Why say you desire real D/s if you dont...why send a picture if it isnt you?
There is nothing wrong with cyber...its fine for those that desire it...just dont lie about it...its irritating.
here are my top 10 favorite excuses for the inability to cam or take a picture to prove yourself...
10. Dont have a camera (but somehow have a picture on collarme)
9. Dont have a cell phone with a camera (even though half the United states has them)
8. Dont know anyone that has either 8 or 9.
(Must only know the "other" half of the USA)
7. I need to buy a scanner.
6. My computer needs updated.(but still has chat)
5. My computer got a virus and ate all my pictures (but somehow saved all my chat programs)
4. Dont have a webcam.(they cost 25$)
3. Webcam is broken. (again they cost 25$)
2. Dog chewed on the cord to my USB device and I have to save for a new one. (how about a picture of the damned dog?)
and finally #1..My favorite of all times...
1. I'm too shy (but somehow find it possible to send naked pictures of my genitals because the computer virus (and dog)didnt eat them)