seriously people. I'm not here for you to talk shitty towards. I'm not looking for a "master" nor an "owner" I own and master myself. I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm not looking for some fat asshole to abuse me and expect me to support him. Ha- If you can't look down and see your feet (like I can) do not contacted me. If you can not support yourself, do not contact me. If you don't shower at least once a day, do not contact me. If you have a wife, have her contact me before you do. Are you starting to get the idea? Good!

I was asked what I can do...

 I can cook well, clean, sew, press and mend. Organized and well adjusted. Bookkeeping and secretary skills. As well as being artistic and intelligent, but a bad speller, thank goodness spelling is not on an IQ test. Knows CPR and first aid. Knows a couple of simple male hair cuts, so can groom, shave and wash you with my hair. Drives well and has only one moving violation in 20 years. Is very crafty and can make almost anything I try to. Loves to read and learn new things. Has a great memory. Knows how to formally serve tea. Can do small repairs around the house and under the hood. Upkeep is very important. Says please and thank you without being prompted. Likes sports but can't catch a ball coming at her face, a childhood thing. Plays volleyball ok. Can hold her own in card games and poker tables as well as other table games(i.e. cribbage, dominos). Has a poker face at cards but otherwise whatever is going through my mind is on my face. Has a little trouble expressing emotions into words but does it. Can make a budget and stick to it. Knows meal planning and healthy eating. Can grow plants and a small garden. Hates snow but puts up with it and can ski a little, but prefers summer time best. Likes "force" but not really into humiliation. Swims but can only save myself and can't dive. Is a night person but tries to wake up at 6am everyday.

Well this is most of me and there is still more I have not listed...