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| ****This profile is being written by an adviser of sorts. How information is conveyed here is not how to expect we will talk, if we ever do. This is being done this way to streamline the process, as weeding through endless bullshit is not on my to-do list.
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Rules:
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1. You must be between 23 and 35 years of age. I cannot stress this enough. If you find yourself outside of this range, and start thinking "Oh, but I'm different, I can convince her". You wont. Ever. Fuck off.
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2. You must be local. As appealing as it is to move to a farm in Montana to be someone's fuck pet, it's not going to happen. Also, by local, I mean within 15 miles of me. I live fairly close to downtown Minneapolis, so all you farm boys out there are shit out of luck.
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3. If you haven't seen your dick in awhile because you've been binging on pizza too much, move along.
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4. You must be dominant. When I say dominant, I don't mean you like to play dress up. I mean, that you are inherently dominant. I love naughty pillow talk as much as the next girl, but if your idea of dominance is strictly about playing some movie character, I'm not interested. You shouldn't have to convince me of your dominance, I should intuitively understand it.
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5. By this time, some fat, old asshole from Texas hasn't read close enough, and decided to email me. Please, pay attention.
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What I want:
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I am NOT looking for a committed relationship. I would like to find an on-going Dom, to have a good time with. Certain characteristics that I look for in said magical Dom are:
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?- Ass play. (That means you know what you're doing)
?- Rope work
?- Sadist. Adult sadist though, not little kid sadist
?- Good communication, inside and outside of kink. (This means that there are times and places you can call me a dirty whore)
?- Attractive, and in shape
?- Someone experienced. I've been spoiled in the past, and do not want to go back to the minor leagues here.
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In Closing:
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Again, I will stress.......I, the chick up there in the picture, did NOT write this profile. I am naturally very submissive in most ways. This is being written on my behalf, to hopefully expediate my search here.
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