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I'll start with the tl;dr:
- No cyber, don't ask
- No dick pics
- I don't play with strangers
- If you wouldn't say it to a stranger, don't say it to me
I will begin this with the fact that the vast majority of the time, I'm a jeans and t-shirts girl, or something similar, or no pants at all if I'm at home. My idea of playing dress up is more along the lines of cosplay than...well, I was going to say corsets and latex and PVC, but I wear all those when I cosplay. -_- What I'm trying to get at is that if you need someone to dress up as some magic caricature of Domliness all the time, I'm not going to fit the bill. If you're totally ok with yoga pants, a sports bra, and a riding crop then by all means, let's chat.
I have tattoos and short hair. I plan on many more tattoos as I can afford them. I don't plan on growing my hair out any time soon. I have an unbelievably foul mouth that has proven completely and utterly resistant to rehabilitation. I have, from time to time, displayed a shockingly dark sense of humor; though those flashes are nearly as rare as they are disturbing to onlookers. I can occasionally be almost childishly impulsive, but I'm mostly annoyingly responsible and a stickler for proper planning and such. I'm nit-picky about cleanliness, but I absolutely refuse to fold laundry.
You're probably saying to yourself, "This is unbelievably awesome, but where do I fit into all this?"
I am so very glad you asked that question.
I’m looking for a playmate. Preferably for a long term thing. Imaginary friends are great; they’re always down for all the things you’re down for, but they’re a bitch to try and tie up for a serious pegging.
I’m only human; I have my preferences when it comes to what I want, and what I find attractive. If you fit the criteria, that’s excellent! We should definitely talk and see if we can be around each other without wanting to punch things. If you don’t fit the criteria, but maybe a compromise can be made, we should still talk. If you really, really don’t fit the criteria, we can still talk, provided you don’t harass me about what I do or don’t find attractive.
- I despise hair anywhere other than your head and eye area. (Please do not shave your eyebrows, it’s super creepy) Whether you shave, wax, depilate, are naturally hairless, or have any combination of the above; I do not care, I just absolutely don’t like hair.
- While I don’t require you to be the Chiseled Roman God of Weightlifting, I do like someone who is reasonably fit. If you have wings cause you lost a huge amount of weight, that’s totally cool (we can compare), but if you haven’t lost the weight yet, I can’t force myself to find that attractive.
- While I don’t have hard and fast numbers, if you are way too young, or way too old, I cannot. There’s not much more I can say to expound upon that.
- Droning on and on about your fetishes and how desperately you need to serve is a pretty instant turn off. Making that the sole focus of a conversation you have with me is an excellent way to ensure I decide I don't want to talk to you.
Keep in mind when you first contact me that we are complete and utter strangers; comport yourself as such.
I will wrap this up here; if you like what you read, and would like to get to know me better, feel free to write me.
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