How the Grinch Dommed WhoVille

Every W/who In Whoville

Liked Christmas a lot

But not The Grinch

Who lives just outside the Channel

He hated it a lot

The Grinch hated Christmas. The whole Christmas season.

Now please don’t ask why.  No one quite knows why.

It could be he couldn’t find his Paddle or his cuffs were broke.

But I think it was because his collar was empty.

He sat outside his dungeon with a Grinchy Frown

For he knew every W/who in whoville

Was busy hanging a ginger root wreath.

They are hanging their Cuffs and paddles. He snarled with a sneer.

I must find some way to stop Christmas from Cumming.

For tomorrow he knew

All the W/who M/men and W/women would wake bright and early

And then! Oh the Noise. Oh the moans. The swats. The groan. The squeals.

The one thing he hated not playing and causing the noise.

Then The W/who young and old would go to a munch.

And T/hey would play. The would PLAY

Their would be paddling, whipping and teasing and much more

The Grinch couldn’t stand it at all.

The Grinch thought “Why for 53 years I've put up with it now.

I must stop this Christmas munch from Cumming.”

But How?

The He got an Idea.

An awful idea.

I know just what to do.

He quickly dressed in his Dom gear

He chuckles why in this gear…

I look like good old St DOM.

He loaded some bags into the car.

Putting the car in gear

Down down to Whoville he drove

He snuck into the houses

Down the chimney he came.

He saw the hanging cuffs

Grinning said those are the first to go.

He took every flogger, paddle and clamp.

The rope, the belts, the whips, the spreader bars

He even took the very last rope.

Shoved them in his bag.

Up the chimney they went.

Then came a noise.

He turned around fast

It was Cindy Lou whos sister.

Jenny Lou who.

She couldn’t have been more than twenty two

She asked St Dom why are you taking our toys.

The Grinch was so smart and so slick

He came up with a lie right quick.

Why my sweet little Sub. He lied

The cuffs won’t lock on one side.

Ill fix it real quick and bring them back here

Off he sent her with a sound swat on the ass.

From  house to house he went.

Stealing every last battery and every Astroglide tube.

It was a quarter past dawn

All the W/whos were still tied up to a bed.

When he filled up his car with The cuff,  The tasers. The  canes

The shackles, The crops, The ten units too.

He drove away fast to edge of the channel.

They are finding out no munch today.

They are just waking up I know what they’ll do.

They will all cry Boohoo. Thought the Grinch

That a noise I must hear. Grinned the evil old Grinch

He put his hand to his ear a sound rising through the snow

It started in low and started to grow.

\But the sound wasn’t sad.

Why the sound sounded quite Horney

It couldn’t be so

But was horny. Very

In shocked disbelief the Grinch looked down.

Every W/who in whovilles were playing even without the toys.

He hadn’t stopped the Christmas munch form Coming at all.

He stood there with a confused Grinchy face.

It came without the Floggers the cane the paddle and all.

Maybe BDSM doesn’t come form a store but form the heart after all

What happened than? They say it grew 2 inches more. He jumped in his car and drove like a bat of hell.

He stopped and returned all the toys...well except for one...he went to give Jenny Lou who a special toy. He closed the door and yelled merry Christmas to all..and there was nothing more but for some moans from Jenny Lous whos  door