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Patience is a virtue that I apparently do not possess. |
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Feed me pizza and smack my ass. Please? |
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When a man holds the door open for me it makes me a little wet in my panties. Hey, I'm nothing if not easily pleased ;) |
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Spent the day staring at the ceiling. Underneath a sexy Dom? No - painting, plastering, and sanding. Just as much of a workout but not nearly as much fun ;) |
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Divorce has confused my brain. I simultaneously despise men, yet worship them. I want to kick them (hard) and kiss them. I'm all adrift. Sigh. |
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BBQ'd my own veggie burgers tonight. Who needs a man? |
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Had a bad day so got my nipples pierced. Oh hell yeah. |
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If you need me, I'll be hiding under the covers until my divorce is over. |
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Why do I have to get off on spankings and pain? Why can't saving money and investing wisely be my fetish? |
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Flogging is my absolute favorite thing. Well, flogging and shopping. Oh, and sleeping. And pizza. |
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A bit disappointed that the first safe word that popped into my head was 'potato'. Really, brain? You couldn't have picked something just a little bit sexier?? |
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Completely sated and totally exhausted after 24 hour play date. There are no words to describe how right it felt - it's the missing link for me. Now off to night night land this kitty needs a nap! |
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First play date today- GOING TO DIE FROM NERVES AND EXCITEMENT! |
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In the last 2 weeks, my predictive text has started suggesting x rated words for pretty much every letter of the alphabet. Its actually embarrassing. Thanks CollarMe thanks for nothing! ;) |
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I am fully willing to let someone tie me to the bed if it means I don't have to go to work today. |
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Every time I read a dirty romance novel, an angel loses its wings and I lose some brain cells. |
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What's with all these hypnosis messages I keep getting?! Some people are soo strange! |
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