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| I'm 19, 5'5, pale, have dark red hair and a curvy body. I'm friendly, intelligent, quirky and have a wicked sense of humour.
I'm very sexually driven and liberated, and love me some kink. ;) Looking for a (long-ish term) friend with benefits arrangement preferably, rather as lots of random hookups... Although they can be fun. ;)
Not looking for anything serious or dramatic.
You must be clean, std free, safe sex-minded and honest. Being attractive is necessary, too. I have standards. ;P Make sure you mention blueberry somewhere in your first message, otherwise I'll assume you didn't bother to read my profile before saying you want to fuck me, and ignore the message. :P
Just because I'm on here doesn't mean I'm desperate or don't know what I want. Be aware of that BEFORE you send a pointless message. "hi hws u" and a cockshot does not a good message make. ;)
Whilst we're on that, as much as you expect me to immediately begin frothing at the gash when I receive such a message, having a penis is not some kind of accomplishment I should be impressed by. ;)
Please don't offer to come and pick me up. I don't get into cars with strangers... unless they have puppies or sweeties... or cable ties and an old mattress. ;)
If you choose to send me a message despite my snarky profile, and I either message to say I'm not interested, or just don't reply (because you clearly sent me the same message as every other girl in a 100 mile radius and I didn't see why I should make an effort when you didn't), please remember that it's my prerogative not to be interested, just as it was yours to send the message. I'm not obligated to have sex with you just because you took 3 seconds out of your busy schedule of sitting on the couch in yer pants eating Coco Pops, to send me a message saying, "nice tits hen". Take the hint. ;)
I hope to hear from decent, genuine people.
Thanks. :)
Kinky x
N.B. Nazis, religious fanatics and podiatrists need not apply.
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