Adopt a kinky girl, I don't want to be anyone's slave or live in. But I think it would be nice to find a poly/queer/friendly family house to live in while I am in college. My roommate is extremly prudish and squirms at the idea of evening mentioning sex. She whispers the word sex like my 95 year old catholic grandmother.
How will I ever learn the ropes with her lurking around? I am very sure as I sit here browsing collar me at 2am, she is in her room dreaming about becoming a good christian wife.
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