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We are those kinky people your vanilla friends warned you about!
We are a unique, professional, educated male/female M/s couple.
Pictures are available to share with those we find interesting. Please don't email us and expect them. Email us, get to know us and then you will find that yes we are very easy on the eyes!
Our Master/slave relationship is not what defines us. We are so much more than labels. What we call our M/s relationship may not be called that by others but this is our relationship, our journey, our life and our love.
We are on here to explore, learn, share, make friends and laugh (yes really, we can and do laugh at some of the things people say plus we admit laughing and pointing at some of the dumbinants here).
Please do NOT spam us with information about your amazing group, munch, party, orgy, or spank-a-thon for the homelss. What do you mean you ask?? We are both busy professionals putting in long hours and when we wish to attend a kinky event, we can and do know how to find events or better yet we ask our old friend Regis to phone a friend and tag along with them!
Please be aware that we are not looking to get to know you if you are a single man regardless of your role. We understand that there are really some great men, however you are few and far between and we do not have the time nor energy to invest in finding out who is naughty and who is truly nice (Sorry we lost Kinky Santa's direct line and Nilla Santa wont talk to us anymore due to our extreme naughtiness).
NOT SEEKING IDIOTS OF ANY KIND
We figured that everything now days has warnings and disclaimers, here is ours:
WARNING: WHEN YOU ARE LAYING THE CORD TO YOUR SEX TOY ON THE FLOOR, DO NOT HOLD A SHARP OBJECT IN YOUR OTHER HAND AND TRIP OVER THE CORD AND POKE YOUR EYE OUT, AS THIS COULD VOID YOUR WARRANTY.
WARNING: WE MANUFACTURE ONLY THE ATTRACTIVE DESIGNER CASE. THE ACTUAL WORKING CENTRAL PARTS OF THE DEVICE ARE MANUFACTURED IN JAPAN. THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE TRANSLATED BY MRS. SHIRLEY PELTWATER OF ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE, WHO HAS NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN TO JAPAN BUT DOES HAVE MOST OF "SHOGUN" ON TAPE.
WARNING: IT MAY BE A VIOLATION OF SOME LAW THAT MRS. SHIRLEY PELTWATER HAS "SHOGUN" ON TAPE.
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