Dear married/involved men:

  Part of being a true man is being honorable.  Sneaking behind your wife/fiance/gf's back, is certainly not honorable nor respectful.  I am unsure on how you plan on controling my life, when you cannot even be honest to your significant other about your dominant side.

  You chose your vanilla sig. other, now deal with it. 

  Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

Very truly yours,


Kikilicious