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| I've posted my views on this site based on undeniable facts, and obviously no one likes the truth, so as the saying goes ( when in Rome, do as the Romans do ), so here it goes.
I'm 150 year old Russian Hindu, middle school student attending a university located on a large raft, in the middle of the Pacific ocean.
I enjoy massaging gasoline on my ass, setting it on fire, running around buck naked while in flames, running into walls while singing " Come oh ye faithful "...
Often you will find me in a dark alley, punching myself in the face for about five minutes at a time. I like to use the blood that runs profusely from my nose to draw pictures of smiley faces on police cars.
For the past 90 years, I've been teaching chickens how to dance the mamba... I must admit, that has definitely been a challenge. Especially since I don't know the first thing about dancing. None the less, it's really no more difficult than another hobby of mine which involves teaching cows how to bark. Quite a useful trait for cows to learn. It tends to confuse predators.
At times you will find me hanging around gas stations enjoying sipping on nice, cold cups of antifreeze. I'm also quite thrifty. I've discovered old tires to be even more chewy than beef jerky, lasts much longer, and in the event I begin to choke on a piece, I can usually lubricate my throat with a quart of 10w40 motor oil. It helps the rubber slide right on down !!!
For the past 120 years, I've been self employed. At least up until I had to downsize myself do to this economy. I was furious !!! For hours I had screamed at myself, but to no prevail. There just isn't much of a market for solar powered flashlights, invisible clothing, solid soft drinks, broccoli flavored bubble gum, or previously owned diapers. I tried time and time again to convince myself to keep me employed, but I just wasn't listening. There was just nothing I could do about it.
OK. I suppose that's enough about me.
? Shown below is what a profile may typically look like if written by the average person under the influence of some magical, mystical ultimate truth serum. A serum for which also prevents the user from consciously or subconsciously denying any facts pertaining to themselves, which would allow the complete honesty portrayed in their profile to be quite accurate as well as informative.
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Although I have no intention of actually meeting up with anyone, I'm going to make it appear in my profile as though that's my goal. If you write to me and I'm just not interested in you, I won't be polite enough or show any form of certasy by writing back to you and telling you. Instead, I'm going to exhibit my false, hyper inflated ego by ignoring you completely, unless you piss me off by you saying something blatantly truthful, honest, and factual. At which point, I will draw all kinds of conclusions about you, with absolutely no facts what so ever to back up any of the conclusions. Whether or not I am angry, I will contradict everything I say at one stage or another. Only honesty doesn't contradict in self.? I will be sure to begin my contradictions by insulting you in a fashion in which actually describes myself quite accurately. Also, if I choose to write to you, I'll use as little brain power as possible when ever I respond to you by responding with as few words as possible. One word sentences are my all time favorites.?? I won't ask you any questions because that requires brain power and a little effort. I also don't want to give anyone the impression that I actually give a shit. I don't want to run the risk that I may actually learn anything I don't already know, which is obvious since I hardly know anything worth knowing anyway..?? I also don't want to run the risk of humbling myself to the level of admitting to anyone that they may actually know more about something than I.
?? Unless you have a lot more to offer me than I am willing to return, don't bother writing to me . I expect to be treated better, and with much more consideration or understanding than I am willing to provide. I expect people to " candy coat " absolutely everything they say. If for any reason I suspect you are treating me the way I actually deserve to be treated, I will get mad at you, insult you with everything about myself, and won't talk to you again.
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?? Some people may feel insulted with what I have written, and others may actually understand and even appreciate what I've written. This is what separates the typical delusional, self righteous, arrogant, childish, selfish, narrow minded, shallow, greedy people from the very rare but decent, respectful, thoughtful, considerate, inquisitive, compassionate, intelligent, well grounded, mature realist.
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For so long, I have been on the Internet, looking for people I could actually meet at some point, and I have actually met a few decent people, but so, so many people are nothing but on-line bull shitters ! I would like to think that there are at least a few decent people out there, but I can only imagine how critical they would think of me, once I start chatting with them ! Sometimes it's just so hard to keep an open mind with people, when so many of them are so much alike and not all in a good way !
? ? In just the past year or so, I have made many discoveries about myself and can only hope that there are those out there that may actually be able to understand and accept me for that !
I don't need to meet a million people from this site. In fact, I would be happy with just one regular. |
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| Age: 18 |
| Christchurch,
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