WTF is up with all of these:

" Oh Glorious goddess please have mercy on me, it's my bday and I haven't been allowed to cum. My girlfriend said that I had to find a random stranger online to say I can" message.

You guys are disgusting. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DICK.

Stop messaging me saying "I want to serve you" or "Hey how are you"....you have NO idea how annoying it is. How can you lie (and you are lying) and say that you are ready to serve when you don't even know me, haven't even bothered to ask what I'm looking for, what it is I want. Jesus christ. I hear people talk so much shit about "Fake Dommes" but nothing of fake subs. 

If I've deleted your message or haven't responded I'm not interested. 

I am more than willing and able to teach those that I own or am considering but I am not your google. If there is a fetish that you want to know more about look it up. If there's a technique you want to know more about look it up. Seriously stop being lazy.

And for those of you who are looking for someone to vividly describe how they like doing things...quit while you're ahead. No one is going to fall for that.

...just sending "May i be of use Madam" isn't really attention grabbing since I receive that from about 5 different subs every other day. I don't know you...what your hard limits are, what your favorite kinks are or what sort of experience you have..if any at all. 

Also...if you're below the age of 25 I'm not interested. :-)

I don't know where you are getting your information from but I am honestly not interested in your dick. I will not rate your dick, laugh at your dick or post your random dick pic on my blog. Seeing as how you missed the memo: This. Is. Not. About. You.

So many of you flood the inbox of Domme's talking about how hard you are, how much you want to cum and how shy you are but you're bold enough to ask demand that she wear something made of leather, latex or satin because it's naturally dominant attire.

If you think that dictating what a woman wears, telling her how to Domme you in such a way that it feels more like a ed porn scene then an actual power exchange..is what being with a Dominatrix/Domina is all about then you're in the wrong place. 

Do you want to know why you're alone and why you'll never have an owner? It's because 50% of you don't want to please her. You love your dick and how it feels when you cum and you want her to love it as much as you do. None of you ask what she wants or how she feels. It's actually irrelevant to you. As long as she's in a corset, half naked or swimming in latex she's a "real true amazing superior Domme Goddess whatever". 30% of you are actually just doms who HATE the fact that we are unmoved by how important you THINK you are. You are threatened by the fact that neither your compliments nor your insults effect us in any way. It's like you were never there at all. Then there's the last bit that are genuinely submissive but have nothing interesting to say. I love what I do but I'm not talking about wax play, obedience training and having you smack your dick with an empty beer bottle. 

Be more. Do more....or you know what..don't, just stay away from me.

...I seriously cannot believe some of you are adults.

STOP SENDING ME PHOTOS WITHOUT ASKING FIRST. 

It is amazing how many of you are so quick to call a Domme a fake or a con artist but so many of the male subs on this site are playing at being submissive that it's not even funny. How dare you talk about establishing trust when you ignore her telling you to stop asking for her Skype I.D, Yahoo I.D or even worse...her phone number. How is it that you think that it's alright to make demands of her? Entitled little worms. Nothing is owed to you nothing at all and her comfort level should mean something but it doesn't because you're so concerned with how hard she makes you or how badly you want her to humiliate you.

I understand that submissive's are people too and that everyone makes mistakes but when someone says NO it means no...not maybe...not try again later. It means no. When you beg for mercy...stop. Think about how you would feel if you confessed something to someone that you needed to get out because it was eating away at you think about how you felt putting that trust in them and then being sure that they would not bring it up again because you'd asked them not to...and then a few days later they caved beneath their curiosity and bugged you until it felt like your ears were bleeding. That's how annoying and disrespectful you are when you spam our inboxes with "please mistress i am a really sweet guy and you're so powerful i just want to worship you" or "come on...seriously you can just change your number afterwards if you don't like me"

Once you're denied/shut down..all the "bitches", "fake domme", "whore" and so on get tossed at us like your mouth is an assault rifle and you've got unlimited ammo.

There is a special place in hell for people like you lot but I'd like it if you weren't able to see it for a long time. Instead I'd like it if you held out as long as possible waiting for the day that you find your Domme/Owner...and I hope she shows up and stays long enough to tell you that you that she will not have you. .

Never wish death on your enemies instead wish that they never lose hope...and that what it is they are hoping for never reaches them.

Sleep tight now!

How hard is it to read? Madam. Not Miss...or Hun or sweetheart or sweety. M-A-D-A-M

>_<

So....apparently me and a few people don't define pet play the same way. I do not want any part of you trying to teach your animal to fuck you. Pet Play for me is..having a human pet. Brushing their hair, picking out new collars, teaching them new tricks, etc...

Let's just..not go their with the bestiality alright? It's not the same thing!

I was going to put this in my profile but then I decided that it might be better off putting it here because I don't want my profile to become a novel. 

I am not new here. I had an account before this one but I had to deactivate it because I repeatedly received racist messages from a user who spent a lot of time deactivating and then reactivating their account. In any case I hope this time around it will be more pleasant!