Shout out to all the Strippers! 

 

I Told her what it was. She was all for it.

 Free of charge got my wrists tied with 2 thongs in the backroom. Her feet won 7 nominations and to top it all off she had bud. 

 

Now i got it too good and the security comes and realizes i didnt pay for the pudding or the pie. He grabs the feet off my face and starts shining his flashlight in it telling me get up hes knows i didnt pay, so i dont belong in the back and i have to buy another drink.

 

Moral of the story. Middle finger in the sky to all the bouncers Stop sweatin another man!