WANTED : Partner in crime.
Must be fluent in smart-ass.
Sarcasm and occasional adult language may be required.
I am not a very serious person and I like to have fun. Nothing better than a sunny day on the bike headed “somewhere” for lunch. I like to go camping, although I have not been in several years. I do not like to go clubbing, but I do like to go out and have fun. Playing darts or pool with friends in a bar is great; just don’t get the impression that I’m any
good at either darts or pool. I’m pretty much there to provide the comic relief.
I am attracted to a woman with a genuine smile, a great laugh and a quick sarcastic wit. You’ve got to be able to take it if you’re going to dish it out… That one goes both ways (he says laughing)
I would like to find a woman who can leave the stresses of the day behind and have fun. I’m not looking for drama or games. While I am looking for a relationship, I do not “need” to be in a relationship. My favorite curve on a woman's body is her smile.
I want her to be intelligent, have common sense, have a good sense of humor and like to travel. Most importantly she must be able to carry on a conversation about more than her favorite reality show or celebrity. In fact it would be best if she didn’t waste her time watching reality shows.
A favorite quote: "We don't stop playing games because we've grown old, we grow old because we've stopped playing games"
Lastly, if we end up meeting and you look nothing like your pictures you're buying me drinks until you do.
If there's anything you would like to know feel free to ask.
Respect the woman,
Desire the slut,
Cherish the little girl
