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JillyBean

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I am not looking for a dominant, or a submissive for that matter. I am not looking for anything.  I do, however, enjoy rifling through random profiles and spell checking them!

Why am I on a BDSM site? Because I have some M tendencies. I'm not submissive in the least bit.  I am also not looking for people to submit to me. This is just as good of place as any to make online friends... maybe a phone conversation here and there, and I am a textaholic.

So who is this lovely blonde? Someone who is probably out of your league.

Here are 13 facts about me:

1) I am married, and will be married until March 31st of 2009 -- judge had to take a vacation and extend my marriage.
2) I currently work in IT as customer support up in the frigid North. I miss my southern weather.
3) As of June, I will be working as an assistant in a morgue. I will be helping with the x-rays and pictures.  I will be working with the dead, but not too different from the people I speak with on the phone.
4) I love sports. Hockey and football are my favorite. I love the Packers, even though they let Favre go.
5) I am half Canadian. That should explain my hockey obsession.
6) I love cheese. Cheese is my true love in life.
7) I'm a card carrying people watcher. I love nothing more than to sit at a cafe, sip a Tim Horton's hot smoothie, and watch people.
8) I love to watch TV shows online. Watching them during their time slot sucks. I love to hate Lost, Desperate Housewives, Life on Mars. Dexter is also incredibly sexy.
9) I am an attention whore (duh) and a photo whore as well. I am never without a camera. I cried when I lost it. I love talking about myself. I'm always the center of attention.
10) I love reading, but mostly popular things. I do not read things that require a dictionary or brains.
11) I own a gun. I love to shoot. I'm pretty good at it too. I can hit between the eyes on the target from 25 yards.
12) I'm racist. I don't think people should date others of different colors. I also believe men should date women, and women should date men. I also believe that if you're born a man, you should stay a man, and vice versa.
13) I am a huge klutz. I've walked into glass doors, and squirted toothpaste in my eye.

I don't like one handed typists, momma's boys, or democrats. Please don't be an "admirer" if you've never had the guts to PM me. I am also not interested in switches. If you can't decide what you are, then why should I help you decide?

And yes! I am that blurry in person. Really! Optometrists love having me around their store. It makes people want to purchase glasses.

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3/26/2009 6:04:18 PM
I am looking for the players, and the scammers! Please PM Me... I mean what is up with the profiles that say, players and scammers, please avoid me. See if I was a player (who says I am not? uh oh better be careful or ol' Jilly here might steal your heart away) then I would want to scam you, and play you. I mean seriously, does that ever work? Your profile says who you are. My profile says I'm fun to hang around, a blast, and arrogant as f***. Most profiles say that their owner is pessimistic, depressed, and lives in his momma's basement. Anyway... scam me! I dare ya. PS: Curty, I will marry you but only if you promise we'll have 17 children together! I know you have 2 already, so 15 more? I hope you're ready old man.

3/17/2009 8:11:58 PM
I came across a profile that just begs to be made fun of, so here goes:
Here is what my day entails:
07:00 - Wake up/Hit snooze 
07:15 - Wake up/Brush teeth/Wash face
07:20 - Get Back in Bed
07:40 - Wake up/Get Dressed/Apply Make Up
08:00 - Leave House
08:02 - Send/Receive Text Messages
08:07 - Merge on Highway
08:23 - Exit Highway/Merge on 12 mi
08:46 - Stop at Tim Horton's
08:47 - Send/Receive Text Messages
08:50 - Get in at work/Turn on Computer
08:53 - Pee
08:57 - Send/Receive Text Messages
09:00 - Check VM/E-mail
09:05 - Reply to VMs/E-mails
09:11 - Send/Receive Text Messages
10:00 - Begin Scheduled Installs/Updates
12:00 - Defrost Pizza Bites in oven
12:05 - Pee
12:08 - Send/Receive Text Messages
12:15 - Eat Pizza Bites
12:30 - Drink Pepsi (not coke since coke sucks)
12:45 - Go to 7/11 Grab Sweet Snack
13:00 - Go Back to Work
13:04 - Send/Receive Text Messages
14:11 - Send/Receive Text Messages
15:23 - Send/Receive Text Messages
16:41 - Send/Receive Text Messages
17:55 - Pee
18:00 - Leave work
18:11 - Send/Receive Text Messages
18:20 - Merge on Highway
18:50 - Pick up dinner
19:00 - Eat dinner/watch TV
19:26 - Send/Receive Text Messages
20:00 - Study/Do Homework
20:11 - Send/Receive Text Messages
20:13 - Send/Receive Text Messages
20:14 - Send/Receive Text Messages
20:17 - Send/Receive Text Messages
20:22 - Send/Receive Text Messages
20:54 - Send/Receive Text Messages
21:30 - Poop/Send/Receive Text Messages
21:45 - Brush Teeth/Shower
21:55 - Masturbate
21:56 - Send/Receive Text Messages
22:00 - Pee
22:05 - Take Medication
22:06 - Call my Boyfriend
22:30 - Sleep


3/12/2009 8:02:25 PM
How the crap can you misspell web site? websight? really? double you tee eff mate!!! 

illiteracy is spreading ... save yourself and grab a dictionary. 
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Just a reminder to those who are unable to remember, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A MASTER, OR A BOYFRIEND, OR A FUCK BUDDY. I am looking for a friend. Poor Jilly has no friends. She really doesn't. Everyone she becomes friends with wants to get in her pants... her pants are not large enough for two people, not even large enough for one.

2/6/2009 9:37:46 PM
he PMed: hi.
I replied: hi.
he PMed: do u seek a true black dom?
I replied: Nope, I prefer white literate ones who read my profile :)

why do people put themselves in these kinds of situations?
    
Anywhoooooo, I'm still in the frigid North. I woke up Thursday morning to 2°F.  I woke up Friday morning to 20°F.  My first though was "HEAT WAVE." I think I have been transformed into a Northerner. I now am a cuddler (shudder) and believe double digits are considered heat waves.  Come March I will be back in the beloved South.  Ah mugginess how I miss thee.

12/20/2008 11:08:45 PM
So I msg someone, asking them about what popular fiction they've read lately. I was bored and wanted to talk at 2 am. He said lets chat, I said YIM or MSN? and he said phone.

I said it is 2 am and I have roommates.

He said I'm a guy / player because I can't speak on the phone at 2 am... that was a first for me...
I don't mind calling and proving I'm a girl, just not at 2 am? anyway... I'm bored lol.

12/12/2008 6:54:48 PM
I've learned 3 things while living amongst the Northerners. 
1) Northerners are nuts for living amongst the squirrels and snow. Those squirrels are quite evil, and the snow is not as cute and fluffy as TV makes it out to be... TV, you lied to me! 
2) I'm quite masochistic. 
3) Cuddling must have been invented by a Northerner... No sane Southerner would want to touch when it's hot and muggy.


11/22/2008 9:13:27 PM
So I'm moving outta NC! yay me...

Unfortunately, it snows where I'm going to. Am I going to survive the North and the cold? Even more so, will the North survive Jilly?

10/25/2008 5:38:23 PM
if your phone shows in your profile picture, please don't PM me. If you are sitting in your car, or doing something else extremely materialistic, don't PM me.  I don't want to talk to a guy who has more "bling" than I do.

10/9/2008 8:00:50 PM
Security guard by day, superhero by night! evil misspellers beware! you're in for a scare!

Misspell a word in your profile, and I will be all over you like egg in a bowl of bibimbap!

Well I have to do something while I'm bored!

10/6/2008 12:20:48 AM
I love Dexter... coolest show ever... check it out...  My newest hobby is now watching TV shows online... wicked cool!

Greatest movies ever: Shawshank Redemption, Children of Men, Silent Hill, Harry Potter Saga.I'm weird like that ... I love being random... 


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