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| I am a single parent with primary custody of one am azing girl seven years old. We somehow manage to have an incredible amount of fun while learning personal responsibility and accountability. If I go for very long without a wisecrack, sarcastic comment, or practical joke, those closest to me (including my daughters) know something is wrong. Yet I am also a very serious and unfathomably deep person. [since there is apparently no paragraph function, use your imagination] In the past three years, my girl and I have come up with a "make-it-up-as-you-go-along" list of rule to live by: 1. No AFLAC Claims. 2. No bludgeoning Daddy 3. No bludgeoning each-other 4. No home-owner’s claims 5. No messing with the plan 6. No getting Daddy’s car sticky 7. No goat-roper music 8. No making Daddy Scream. I’m Just A Simple Man I Like Hanging Out With Friends And Having Fun But 1 Thing I Hate I Is Two Faced People I Guess They Get Their Kicks About Talking About People Behind Their Backs Well That All 4 Now O And Another Thing I’m Single And Looking for the woman of life
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