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NEW RULE:
(5/10/10 addition: Stop friending Me if you haven't carried on at least a modicum of conversation with Me.)
(5/7/10 addition: If you send Me an email, and I see the EXACT SAME COPY-PASTED BULLSHIT in your profile, I will just delete your message. Be creative or get your face out of My space.)
(5/3/10 addition: One-liner emails about needing to serve Me get deleted.)
If you include the words 'cum' or 'pls' in your messages or anything else I deem either offensive or rude or pushy I will just block you without warning. I don't like trollers and I'm not here to please you by offering you My description or My measurements (unless you're planning on buying Me lingerie!)
I am here for My own reasons and I will make those clear as I continue fleshing out My profile. If you are looking for masturbation fodder please turn your attention elsewhere.
MORE ABOUT ME:
I am a real, feminine, very active lifestyler and pro-Domme. Please do not waste My time trying to get me to dominate you online because I just will not. I am looking for real-world, mentally and financially lucrative experiences to enrich My life. I will take your money, your time, your attention and your clothing and send you gasping home with the last if you are *very* lucky.
I am a Goddess. I love to be worshipped and pampered and spoiled in any and every way and I deserve it. I am absolutely controlling and strict and I know exactly what I want and how to get it. Some of My particular fetishes are extreme restraint (especially shibari), trampling, kicking, queening, sensory play and deprivation, chastity, CBT, impact play and corporal punishment. I love to see you completely immobile and helpless in strict mental or physical bondage, unable to escape from the punishments - or rewards - I have so kindly decided to mete out to you.
I know for a fact that I was VERY thorough filling out My checklist so again, please do not waste My time with emails asking Me to describe what I would do to you or what My favorite activities are. If you are interested in a bondage or introductory class or in sessioning with Me, you can message Me and describe a little more of what you are looking for. My prices are very reasonable and vary depending on the type of activity you would like Me to perform.
My play style ranges from lightly teasing to severe and sadistic, depending on the limits of the submissive under Me. Each and every session is a learning opportunity for Me and I relish the chance to increase My wealth of genuine experience even as I pad My wallet against the ever-present danger of 'vanilla joblessness'.
If you are looking to serve Me regularly or play with Me on a personal basis, this is very different from having a single paid session. For long-term patrons I am often willing to work out other forms of payment than simply a monetary amount. Some of them work for me. I am very close to my paid submissives, I realize that the relationship I share with them is not only good for Me but the trust and rapport W/we have developed is something very true and precious to both of U/us. Some of my patrons are my long-time providers and my friends. I have a VERY stringent application process for my personal slaves and, being occupied training my current handful of boy, I am not looking for personal slave applicants at this time.
I am always looking for playmates to visit the local clubs and be My toys for the night! I love playing at local venues and am always very flexible about the severity of My public scenes.
In short: If you are looking for a romantic relationship, I'm sorry but I am currently not looking for that. If you are looking for a friend and a mentor, then I am more than happy to make your acquaintance. If you are a rich, lazy fat piggie with too much time and money or a masochistic, shy little subbie with no liking for the big dungeon houses - you are Mine. Write Me now and you'll never regret it.
If you'd like a relaxed, rope and kinky fun-filled night, let me know. I'm always happy to play if W/we end up in the same place, but please be sure to check with Me first, to be sure I am going to that place on that particular night.
From the profile of cpK69 - Full credit and gratitude for saying it so well:
"To say, 'I have loved and lost'
is never to have loved at all."
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Posting from the desert of no-internet-connectivity (thank you thank you slaveNeil2 for letting Me usurp your internets! I can finally feed My addiction...)...
Lady Ivory is making a double appearance tonight! First to Club Ruin in Hollywood around 10pm
http://www.myspace.com/ruinhollywood
IT'S 1/2 PRICE BEFORE 10:30pm W/ RSVP ON MYSPACE!
... Then on later in the evening to the lovely Lair De Sade for some more extravagant debauchery and perversion!!
http://www.lairdesade.com/home.htm
Come join the fun!!
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My old franken-puter has finally crashed and is burning as I painfully type this out on My phone.. it's been dead for a few days now. Those of Y/you who have recently messaged Me, bear with Me until I can get online. If Y/you have My number, texting or calling is the best way to get ahold of Me until I can replace that piece of shit I've called a desktop for the past seven years. Maybe a laptop next time... be nice to not have to get out of bed to email! Be good, kids, you can play while the cat's away but TAKE PICTURES! |
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Just to let everyone know - anyone who decides to have an issue with Me over My referencing a bad website - can go right ahead. I will point you back in the 'it's not My website' direction and block you.
As a side note.. is it possible to actually approach someone about something you think they may be doing wrong in a respectful manner? In this case, it happens to be a misplaced blame, since it's not My site, but since the confusion is understandable, I'm not getting rude to people who are rude to Me. I would, however, like to hear someone say 'did you mean to do that?' or 'hey, are you aware of...' before they start calling Me bad names or being condescending. It makes it much easier to not burn bridges.
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Ok, here's a little information for people who keep telling Me that 'My site' keeps trying to steal their information....
I DON'T HAVE A WEBSITE.
The website I quoted in My journal belongs to a Mistress named Sarah. My name is Lady Ivory - I have no idea where the mixup comes from. I found Her slave's musings on tribute and thought they were good - I am not getting any money from any site.
Please stop saying you'll report Me, there's nothing to report.
Jesus. If I wanted to steal your money I'd make a nicer site.
There is a way to tell who made a site and where it goes - the only part I am interested in is the writings called 'on tribute'. Any other part of that site that you click on that puts spyware on your computer is your own goddamn fault.
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Clients = session fee
slaves = tribute
http://www.wickedsarah.com/musings/tribute.htm
Could not have said it better.
If it's business, it's one, if it's incredibly personal, it's the other. Session fees are mandatory, the opportunity to give tribute is EARNED. Learn the difference.
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*climbs up on soapbox and clears throat*
Dishonesty really bothers Me. Like, not in a fashion that I can just overlook. Lying and cheating and stealing are all just...
They're all JUST.
Don't do them. It makes you less human and more evil. Not the good kind of evil, either. The 'special kind of hell' evil.
What brings this up is My phone was stolen today. I was taking a nice daycation to go zipping around on the back of two wheels and somewhere along the various bus routes, the damn thing was lifted.
I can only imagine the look on the thief's face when it checks My pictures and sees My snaps of whips and chains and sissies and dildos. Then they'll wish they'd just returned the phone and hung out with Me. Stupid bastards, they have no idea what an excellent thing they've fucked themselves out of.
The other side of that is now I KNOW My phone won't be miraculously returned, because whoever stole it now knows exactly what tools could be used to exact revenge for their thievery. I had a lot of fun sending pictures of My toys to My boy in NYC and he liked them a lot.. I'm sure W/we would both get a kick out of watching some vanilla dickhead seeing them for the first time. I wonder if he'd even know what the chastity device is for?
You might say, how do you know Lady Ivory didn't just leave Her phone somewhere? Because each time I called it, it rang once or twice and then went straight to voicemail, and any human with half a brain and a relatively modern cell knows what that means. It means someone out there is hanging up on each incoming call. It means they are overdue for and sorely missing MY FOOT UP THEIR ASS.
Stealing is bad, children, don't do it.
Rant over, you may go.
*climbs off soapbox*
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I have decided:
PINK AND FRILLY IS ALWAYS BEST.
Period, end of statement.
Coming soon:
Pink and frilly bondage mittens!
http://www.vlatex.com/cm004.html
Black with baby pink ruffles... so cute!
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Looking for male and female submissives who like lots of restrictive bondage and torture for photo shoots consisting of tight predicament and/or suspension shibari, nipple and breast torture, impact play (floggers, paddles, canes), and sensory deprivation (blindfolds, earplugs etc.).
Candidates are any height and preferably weigh less than 150lbs, with experience being in extreme bondage for extended periods of time. Masks or hoods may be worn to conceal identity, stage makeup and Photoshop professionals standing by to remove tell-tale tattoos, piercings and birthmarks.
Must be located close to LA proper. Shooting will take place in a local studio either in DTLA or Hollywood. You must provide your own lingerie, shoes, makeup, etc.
THIS WILL NOT BE A SEXUAL OR NUDE SHOOT.
SINCE THIS IS FOR A PRIVATE PORTFOLIO, YOU WILL NOT BE PAID IN ANY OTHER FORM THAN A SESSION WITH LADY IVORY AND A FEW LOVELY PHOTOS FOR YOUR PROFILE.
Please keep all inquiries polite and respectful, thank you.
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Lady Ivory has distributed the following nasty tasks to Her boy so that he may make Her internet life easier:
-Sift through all of Mistress' spammy emails and pick out the ones he thinks She would like to read and reply to.
-Write simple no-thank you responses to the uninteresting ones and polite offers of enslavement (this boy has been allowed to wonder what they were thinking, offering Mistress a collar for Her perfect neck).
-Delete the rude ones and the one-liners.
-Decipher each remaining message to find out if they are seeking masturbation fodder or are truly interested in something real-time.
-Notify Mistress so that She may peruse them at her leisure.
Mistress would like to add that A/all have blanket permission to verbally abuse and humiliate Her boy in their messages if they disagree, he absolutely deserves it.
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Word of advice:
When there's no reply... stop messaging.
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What a time I had..
He was such a little bull. I found him in the middle of a club, full of testosterone and randy like a porn star. He needed to be heard and confess. How he'd been borderline abusive to the women in his life. Finding young women who have little to no experience with BDSM and treating them to a night of humiliating activities, then discarding them like panties who's elastic has sagged. Sounds a lot like someone I've met on CM.
I guess My face is a little too happy and innocent to seem serious.. He didn't believe Me when I told him I would make him pay for his bravado and misuse of women.
It only took half an hour, four skeins of hemp and hardly any of My skill with a singletail until he was huddled at My feet, sobbing and begging My forgiveness for being such a machismo piece of man-shit.
I gave it to him (SO nice of me) only after giving his cock and balls some of the nasty attention they hardly deserved... It felt so good to send the top of My foot flying into them.
Only when he was unable to actually articulate for the choking and crying did I see the honesty of his repentance. I locked his offending body parts back into a tiny steel cage just to be sure he knew I was serious and sent him home.
It satisfies something deep inside Me to play with this little key. Maybe I'll just drop it down the toilet and leave him locked up forever.
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I'm laughing so hard.. It's Ivory. Just Ivory. You can call Me Lady Ivory.
'Lady Goddess'
'Mistress Ivory Lady'
*My favorite* 'Lovely Goddess Ivory Lady Mistress'
Honestly? How many honorifics do you want to pile on My back? I've picked one, stick with it.
Lady Ivory.
Can't get it right?
Go write it out four hundred times longhand on the floor while kneeling on some cheerios.
Don't forget to number your lines! And I hope you like crushed cheerios - that's all you're eating for dinner.
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5-5-2010: Three pictures. This is for those of Y/you who asked so nicely.. for those of Y/you who didn't... are lucky that someone asked right.
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If you add Me as a friend without knowing for sure that is what I want, you will be rejected...
I just wish I could watch the pain spread across your shameful little face *smiles*
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Another few words:
I am not here to be sweet. I am not here to be your bitch or your slave or your secretary or your girlfriend or your full time Mistress or your lover. I am not here to listen to your demands and your expectations of what I should be.
I will do as I please with My self and property, both physical and intellectual and trying to make Me do something against My will just won't work *smiles*
Make unreasonable demands of Me and I will block you.
Try to guilt Me into treating you special when I don't even know you and I will block you.
Try to start a fight with Me and I will block you! See this wall you keep running up against?
I am notoriously drama-free. I don't care to manipulate or be manipulated or fight or anything.
The 'block user' button is the safest and easiest defense against offense. I've only had to use it a couple of times, but in case those people are wondering - that's why *sings* I can't hear you!
And I'm not unblocking you :)
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I'm wondering.. is it some sort of Collarme sickness that once you create a Dominant Male profile, you suddenly loose the use of your apostrophe and begin a chronic repeated mispelling of 'dominate' (trying and failing for 'dominant'.)?
Maybe it's just Me.
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A word or three:
I am not interested in talking for days in email about what you like and how I might do it to you - I'm interested in finding work and forming connections. If you want it, be it. Do it. Don't just tease yourself with it.
If you want to say hi and form a friendship with Me, please don't hesitate. It may take Me a while to get back to you if you don't include a specific question or request. Understand that I am here for work and that messages concerning business will take precedence to personal ones.
If you are sincere about wanting to session with me then schedule it.
If you have a question or need advice then ask.
If you want to get Me to dominate you online when you live in BFE, put a collar around your neck after knowing you for a day, or send Me pictures of your cock, don't. JUST don't.
I'm not here to play games. There are two levels of BDSM for me. The first is professional. I do what I do very well and I believe I should be compensated for my time. The second is personal and goes on behind closed doors. I do not have a personal profile on here for a reason: THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM HERE FOR. I am here to network and offer My skills as a pro-Domme. Please be respectful of My preferences.
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| Age: 38 |
| Los Angeles,
California |
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