Tired of the unreal and realistic.

Seeing profiles with photos of a range of toys that includes insertable objects gives me the 'ick' factor.

Why would someone be excited by a object that has been shoved into other people before you?

Even washed, still gives me the 'ick' factor.

Is there such a thing as a prudish masochist?

Fakes, unrealistic idealism and fakes *sigh* I am sure cm used to be more interesting, but maybe I imagined that

It is boring to get messages asking me what I am into or like.

I thought that was the point of spending time filling in those endless tick lists on here.

Equally dull is being called a bitch when you point out that my interests are listed on my profile.

I guess if that is the worst insult someone can dream up, they lack imagination in the first instance.

How strange in past 24 hours i have been approached by two female subs, one in the US.

Now I have Dommes viewing my profile.

I do talk to women, but these approaches are looking for more than just a conversation....

Has Halloween caused a shift in my profile that I know nothing about? Or are the fake profiles once again rising a la the undead?

Have spent part of the day looking at the website for Jacks floggers and knowing if I ventured back to the BBB before Christmas I will be broke in 5 minutes flat.

Rituals on a first meeting, yes or no?

If it is a yes, does that mean a sub submits to every ritual with every Dom she/he meets for the first time; and if so how does that make you special or different?

If it is a no, is it because you can't be bothered to think of an interesting ritual for the other person to follow....? Answers on a postcard....

God give me patience.

Whilst I have every sympathy with any man looking to find a real female on here, is it any wonder that you don't succeed?

There seems to be a glut of profiles from much older men looking for newbies aged around 20. Some even have the audacity to say they would consider someone younger if messaged correctly.

Let me ask, unless you are very rich or have something else on offer that a younger man cannot give, why on earth would a 20 year old go out with a man in his 50's-60's+?

Then there are those profiles that talk of breaking a submissive and building her back up to be just theirs. Unless you are a psychiatrist of some standing, breaking someone is easy; putting them back together virtually impossible.

Plus, why break toys that want to be with you?

Add into that the men who claim that women are inferior, males are the dominant, all powerful ones (yes, some profiles really do forget to put a capital 'D' on their dominance). Yet the same profile writers seem incapable of basic spelling or using a spell check to ensure they at least look like they have brains in their heads not their trousers (no doubt skin tight leather ones).

I am not claiming to be brain of Britain, far from it; but I do know how to use tools that are available to me to stop me looking a complete idiot when trying to frame what I seek.

It is enough to make a woman buy a Hitachi Magic Wand, enjoy her imagination and wander off elsewhere!

 This week, on the back of '50 Shades' a womans magazine called 'Best,' has a 'Beginners Guide to Bondage.' Such savvy advice from a sex therapist Anna Kingsley includes:

• Don't tie the knots too tight
• Make sure you have a pair of scissors handy.
• Tie him up, blindfold him and tickle him with a feather (she also suggests ice, candle wax and fingernails)

but my favourite piece from the article.....

You can swap roles half way through.

I am not a switch, but have never come across a switch who does that.

All I can say is that is, this site is chock full of idiots sometimes, but it seems we may have a few more arriving soon.