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| A little about me: I'm 24, i love tattoos, cartoons, make up, funky hair colors, stilettos, comedy, scary movies, bows, writing, reading, tv and dogs! I have a puppy and he's my best friend! Futurama is my favorite show. I love running and working out, eating healthy and competing against myself. My favorite book is john dies at the end but my favorite author is dr. Seuss. I love tequila and red wine. Drinking is one of my favorite activities. I love porn and ive ruined a few too many computers because of it. My favorite super hero is iron man and I love cooking with a passion. I love intensity... Hard core music with loud bass and/or beats, suspenseful movies and jokes that are too much for most people to handle.
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Let me be extremely clear and specific about what I'm looking for. Do not message me if you're not the person listed below. Girl virgins, I'm not interested in being your Segway into bisexuality to appease your husband. I'm not into being anyone's teacher and it's just not what I'm looking for. If you're single, maybe but I'm not interested in couples with no experience. And being bi isn't kink... If that's the only reason you're on this site you're better off on ok Cupid. Guys, No I don't care if you posses one of these qualities/traits... All or nothing. I have very limited free time and am not wasting it on anyone who isn't exactly what I want.. Id rather play with my hitachi while watching James Deen and call it a day. If you message me and you don't fit the following criteria i won't respond anyway so don't bother. I do not want a relationship due to the current limited time and circumstantial liabilities in my life. Friends with benefits is as much as I can give in that department and that will be all for a long time coming. This is the only person I'm willing to do that with though:
You are 26-37
You are over 5'10"
You are experienced. Plus 10 point for LS experience.
You live within driving distance to the city and you drive if you don't live close enough to the train... I don't have time for sleep overs, you need your own way home.
You have really awesome tattoos and a lot of them
You have dark hair and any color but blue eyes, blue eyed people are soulless
You are white
You are a sadist
You are not about drama. You come, you fuck, you go... No lying, no fighting, no bullshit. If I have time to actually hang out then maybe we can go to a bar or go out to eat sometimes but it's a rare occasion that that'll happen.
You do NOT have a girlfriend, wife, whatever... Just because I'm not interested in a relationship doesn't mean I'm ok with you hurting someone over me. Bad juju... No thanks.
Your kinks match my kinks which you can find listed on the left
If you are this person let's talk. If not keep walking. I know what I want.
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