So are all the subs on here only interested in spankings, tpe, and toilet training?  I swear almost every sub I talk to says the exact same thing.  “I have my own house, a job, I like to be spanked and I’ll let you poo in my mouth.”  Really?  Is that all?  I mean, if that’s really all your into, why can’t you be creative about it?  Try to set yourself apart from the masses.  I'm going to start calling them sheep.  From now on, if you ( a sub ) get a reply  from me that consists of only “baah”, that is me calling you a sheep and saying I'm not interested. 

I realize that there is a horribly unproportional ratio of dommes to male subs and yes, I do use it to my advantage ( o shut up, you would too if it was in your favor ).  Because of that I get to be picky.  Boo hoo “real subs” like you arnt getting a fair chance.  Regardless of what you think, it’s not because all of the dommes on here are fake, it’s because YOU SOUND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE.  If you really want a decent chance at finding someone, GROW A PERSONALITY.  Stop copying all of your messages from the same person/site/wherever all you subs are getting them from and think of your own.

Has anyone else noticed that when someone has "cute" or "sexy" or some other synonym for good looking in their name ( ex. Cutesub or Sexydomme <~~no those aren’t actual names on here that I know of, so don’t get all pissy and complain to me if that is your name ) they usually aren’t cute or sexy?  OR, even better, they don’t have a picture to send so all someone else has to go from is their description of their weight, height, eyes and hair, or that “other people say I am”.  FYI people, just because your mom says your cute does not mean that everyone else will. 

O another thing…if you want to talk to me, send me a message.  I’ve noticed that my “admirers” list is getting really long and I really don’t pay attention to it unless I am REALLY bored, so grow some cojones ( yeah, I had to look that one up ) and send me a message.  The worst I can do is to tell you that you are a loser and fugly and that I would have been happier knowing that you didn’t exist. <~~ that last part was a joke for those of you who were born without a sense of humor.

ATTENTION: THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...

Dommes ~~~ Apparently there is a certain type of cancer that only Dommes are prone to.  If you currently own a sub, immediately disown them and get checked by the nearest physician.  If you currently do not own a sub, do not worry, you are safe ( this type of cancer only affects Dommes who currently own subs ).


Subs ~~~  MOVE TO CANADA.  All of the Dommes that have not been affected by the aforementioned cancer have all fled to Canada.  If you move there now, I'm sure you’ll be able to snag a few of them.

( These facts were discovered when every other sub’s former Mistress had died of cancer or moved to Canada.  )

Ok Im sick of this.  All these "subs" out there telling me exactly what they want and how and when they want it done.  So, since everyone else here is playing games, I think Ill join in.
Here is how it works...
Whoever is playing the little subbie boy is going to send me some pathetic message saying how he wants to be spanked or humiliated or whatever else other little fantasy they want fulfilled ( because I know they couldn't care less about what I like or want ). 
Then I ( playing the uber bitchy, ME DOMME YOU SUB, 24/7, I have no other life than to dominate pathetic men domme )will call you a pansy and make fun of the size of your dick, but ultimately, I will give in and agree to your (fill in the blank here) fantasy. 
BUT since we are pretending to be something that we are not, I will pretend to be a Pro as well, cuz hey, why the hell not?  Its all a game right?
Now I know, I know, someone is going to give me the whole "pros are bad, blah blah blah" speech, but ya know what?  I really dont care.  If Pros make you so upset that you have to go a preach about it to everyone then you are waaaaay to concerned with your money. 
Grow the hell up and realize that little subbie boys arnt the only ones who can play games.

Could someone out there please tell me where in my profile I claim to be psychic?

I'm good, but I'm not that good.

There is no way for me to know what you are into unless you tell me!  The list of likes and dislikes on profiles gives you a good idea, but I really think two people actually need to TALK about it instead of just looking at a general list.

When I ask a sub what they are into and they say "pleasing my mistress" or "whatever you're into" I just don’t get it.  I understand you want to serve a mistress and make her happy, but when I ask you what you are into, I actually want to know what you are into.

Also, what happened to getting to know someone?  Why is it that everyone takes me actually trying to be polite to someone, or not tying them up and beating them the first time I meet them in real life as I am not a domme or a fake?  I mean damn.  I didn’t realize that I had to be super cu*t every second I am around a sub.  Could I perhaps be attempting to figure out how you act in real life and how to better get into your head and mess with your mind?  That couldn’t possibly be why.  I guess I am just a fake and a phony and I should just go crawl back the mall that I came from. 

I would like to thank all of the Doms/Dommes that have taken it upon Themselves to tell Me about "My sub side"  Because of Them, I am going to completely rearrange My life so I can achieve My new ultimate goal of becoming the UBER SUB............ NOT  If you think that you are the one who will change My mind about who and what I am, you are sadly mistaken My friend. 
I AM A DOMME
I AM NOT A SUB 
I DO NOT WANT TO BE DOMINATED!!!!!

I am sorry.

I am sooo sorry to all the "subs" out there who I have offended, or been rude to, or "have not been that friendly to".  Even though you have obviously not read anything in my profile ( like you'd see this anyways ).


I am sorry if I am not interested in having you come over to my house so I can spank you to your hearts content and then leave and never have anything to do with you again. 

Im sorry if you take offense to me suggesting you go to a pro, even though thats what you are obviously looking for.  How dare I even bring up the idea of you having to pay to have your little fantasies fulfilled even though you couldn't care less about anything I want. 

I am sorry that you change your opinion of me from "so hot and smart and the best domme ever" to "a spoiled little girl who is only playing around on here" just because I was not interested in you.

I am sorry I am not willing to dominate you and keep it a secret from you wife, because YOU do not consider it cheating.

I am sorry I am not interested in watching you get off on your web cam.

I am sorry that I am myself on here and will not bend and change to fit what you want or think I should be, because it would be the end of the world if someone on here did not approve of who I am and how I act.

I am sorry that you can not understand that I will NOT sugar coat everything for you, just because you get upset easily.

Stay tuned for more inspirational words, rantings, and random thoughts that pop into my head.

I have decided to start looking for a personal sub/slave.  This will not be 24/7 or live in, but you will need to be on call to fulfill my wants and needs.  you need to live within one hour of me.  you absolutely MUST be bi or willing to "be forced".  No exceptions, I do not care how good looking, or smart, or how much of a good slave you claim to be, if you are not bi then I am not interested.  you must be in some-what good shape.  I do not require you to look like a body builder, but if you are excessively out of shape or overweight, you will not be chosen.  If you are interested and you are not smart enough to send me a picture with your first message, you will still be required to send me one.  I do not care if you don't want your picture on this site because "someone you work with will see it" or even if you can not figure out how to send one.  you need to figure it out yourself and send me one on collarme, I will not give out my personal email just to see a photo.  No excuses.  you need to be financially secure.  I am not looking to control your money, but I do not want someone who still lives with their mommy and daddy or can not afford to go out.  I want a man who can support himself.  This also brings up another point.  I do not want a cross dresser, transgender, transvestite or anything like that.  I want someone who was born a male, wants to stay a male and dresses like a male. Just to point out, there is nothing wrong with any of those; it is just not what I am looking for.  Also, no switches.  If you are still interested and meet my requirements, message me with what you think you have to offer and why I should choose you.

I will make every attempt to reply to all of the messages that I get, even if it is to say I am not interested.  Unless you send Me a message with a pathetic one-liner, and then I will not hesitate to block you, or to mess with your head just because I find it amusing to screw with the dumb ones.

I will also attempt to be as polite as possible, unless I am having a very bad day or your message is so stupid and pathetic that I feel a simple "no" will just not suffice.

If you can not take brutal honesty then do not bother messaging Me.  I have no reservations about telling someone I am not in any way, shape or form attracted to them.  I realize that this makes Me sound very shallow, but come on…would you really be willing to dominate/be dominated by someone you found hideous?  Don't give Me that "its what's on the inside that counts" crap.

I love this journal thing.  It's so fun to have a place to rant about all of the idiots who say they are the best slave and they will do anything for Me to make Me happy, yet they can't even read My entire profile ( yes that includes the journal entries people ) to find out as much as they can. 

On the other hand…. If you are a slave/sub who would like Me to consider them and you are actually reading this KUDOS TO YOU!  you are on your way to really impressing Me.  If you send Me a message, start out with Miss C and I will give you special consideration.

Male dominants ~~ I have found that some of You are very nice and wonderful to talk to. To all those other "dominant" males out there.  DO NOT message Me asking Me to dominate you.  If your profile says you are dominant, you will be rejected.  If your profile says switch, there is a very good chance you are going to get rejected.  I don’t care about your story, or why you want to be dominated.   If you are wanting to be considered by Me your choices are; change your profile to slave/submissive or deal with the fact that you have no chance.