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Hetero Male Master, 46,  Albany, New York
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Last Online:


 Dominant Male


 New York

 6' 2"

 290 lbs






Actively Seeking:

Submissive Female

Friends Only

A Poly Household

 Lives For:

 Massage (Getting)


 Board Games (Expert)

 Comedy Shows (Expert)






 Breast Binding/Play



 Hair Pulling




 Card Games (Expert)


 Liberal Politics



 Martial Arts (Beginner)

 Canes and Crops

 Corner Time



 Massage (Giving)

 No Strings Housework

 Obedience Training

 Role Playing

 Serving as a Maid/Butler


 Chess (Beginner)


 Role Playing Games

 Science Fiction

 Meditation (Beginner)


 Singing (Beginner)


 Intellectual Discourse

 1950s Household

 Alternative Music

 Rock Music


 Curious About:


 Dancing (Beginner)

 Horseback Riding (Beginner)


 Hypnosis (Beginner)

 Mental Bondage

 Speech Restrictions


 Gorean Lifestyle


 Buddhism (Beginner)




 Knife Play

 Public Play

 Conservative Politics

 Libertarian Politics





 Hard Limits:



I am a simple man who wants a submissive energy in his life. I would like nothing more than to take care of a girl who will take care of my needs and my home. Who will sit at my feet while I watch tv, her hair gathered in my hand. A girl who will soothe me at the end of the day in exchange for feeling safe and owned and needed.

I am seeking a long term real life relationship, although I am not opposed to dating or finding interesting playmates. But finding someone to present as wife and partner is a definite goal.

Bonus points if you are bright, able to hold an interesting conversation, and enjoy playing board games.

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Journal Entries:
2/19/2013 3:25:57 PM

It's my birthday... who wants to receive my birthday spanking?

2/6/2013 8:18:06 AM

Why are all the smart, sexy, kinky women out there allergic to cats? It's like there's a direct relationship between how hot and twisted and interested a girl is and how incompatible they are with my cats.

 Hmmm... now I'm wondering if there's an allergy or sneezing kink out there, but I may not be open-minded enough to want to Google it.

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