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| I wonder if there is anyone out there? This online stuff is getting pretty boring.
The photo is not me, but it is close. And yes, I have been kept chained in the yard before, or walked outdoors and made to relieve myself in the manner of a dog.
Ever wanted your own pet, a human puppy? Now's your chance. I am for hire.
Don't require much care. Keep me in a cage, or chained to a tree in the yard. Or just lying on the floor next to your favorite easy chair while you read or watch TV. I can sleep on the floor by your bed. A few table scraps of food on the floor once in a while will keep me going.
I will work hard to understand your commands and respond, but realize that a system of rewards and punishment will probably be used. As a pet, I also realize that I will be goomed and shaved, and even dressed as my owner desires.
Want a low maintenance pet for some playful times? For a day, a weekend, a week (or longer)? Just let me know. When you're through playing, just order me to sit on the floor, lay down, or roll over and I'll stay put until you order otherwise. Want me out of site? Then chain me outside and I will wait quietly like a good pet.
What other activities can you imagine for your very own, human pet?
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